Popular Post Speedhump Posted May 20, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 20, 2022 (edited) Did he spot my Hua Hin plate and think 'aha'? ???? Got caught in a 'right turn only' lane in my car (five lanes heading same direction). I moved one lane to the left (completely empty, no danger, nothing illegal as far as I can see, no solid white lines or similar) and there he was suddenly in front with his hand raised. He had his pad out to write me up (with my apparent offence already sketched out on the back of it, hilarious, it's clearly his shtick at that junction). I'd been very naughty, he asked for my license. 2000 Baht at police station but he'd take 1000. Of course I was thrilled: I wonder what he'd seen when he looked at me, mid 60s, and my British wife of same age, a small lottery win? ???? I said police station, several times, as he tried for 500 Baht. He indicated in that case he'd keep my license. With calm eyes fixed on his and outstretched hand I indicated that won't happen. He meekly handed it back and asked for 200 Baht. I told him I'd give him 100 Baht which he was very happy about. Without quibbling. To be honest I prefer to allow everyone a little face at the end of the day, no matter what, I think it's a good attitude. As I handed it over I pointed at myself and said 'not kwai'. He smiled, nodded and wai'd. We both had been smiling (-ish) and totally polite throughout. Before the crusty barstool grumps start up about me puffing up my chest, I'd point out I'm only indicating (again) the correct way to handle these situations for readers that haven't experienced this yet. It was fun, two guys sparring over very little. ???? Cheers Edited May 20, 2022 by Speedhump Speeling and grammer 2 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hammer2021 Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Lucky you got a cooperative guy. I would have had you on the kirb in the sun, emptied your car checked all your doc, arranged blood and urine tests and let you go to police station for 6 hours. Or maybe your story is just a silly , harmless fantasy 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbko Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 I got stopped once for not having my license with me (forgot wallet at home), he starts of saying (in English) 700 baht fine. I start using my Thai language skills and ask him to come down a little bit and explain I'm not a "holiday farang" and that I live here, he asked my address and I tell him (in Thai), after a slight pause he says if I go to the nearest 7-11 and buy him and his partner some cold water I'm free to go. Off I went and while it did cross my mind to just keep going I thought he gave me a huge break so I'll get them water. I know many here on AN like to play the "all Thai cops are out to get farangs" game, but in reality they often give farangs a break. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 Over the years the police stopped me hundreds of times, mostly for riding not on the left lane with a motorcycle. In almost all cases it was friendly. And in almost all cases I paid 100B or nothing at all. They want money, I think that is obvious. What is maybe not obvious is that they want money fast. Because if they have to argue for an hour to get 500B then they didn't really get much money. They could have stopped every 5 minutes another driver and collet 100B each. So one way to do this is to be friendly and have all the time in the world. A friend, who could speak fluent Thai, showed the police officers who wanted money all the other passing vehicles. 100B, another 100B, another 100B, how long do you want to talk to me? ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikebike Posted May 20, 2022 Share Posted May 20, 2022 I just don't give a <deleted> about these stories anymore.... why would you after a few months here unless you are totally dense? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orinoco Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 Quote Before the crusty barstool grumps start up about me puffing up my chest, That's funny, i kind of think the bar-stool jokes are a bit of a myth. and truth is, it's mostly sad old lonely men sitting alone in there council flat in Scunthorpe, who went to Thailand on holiday, back in the day. Right anyone for a breakfast Chang ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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