A man was sitting on a chair on a practically deserted beach, reading a book.
A woman came along and placed her blanket on the sand near the man.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him.
“Isn’t it a beautiful day?” she asks. “Yes, it is a beautiful day,” he answered, as he continued reading his book.
“Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes, I have a condo a couple of blocks from here," he replied and turned back to his book.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?"
With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life. Then he went back to his chair and continued reading his book.
The woman gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?”
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