Popular Post webfact 166767 Posted March 30 Popular Post Share Posted March 30 Thailand has been experiencing high temperatures in recent days, something that Daily News suggested was the cause of an incident in Pattaya. A fat, old German man was causing a disturbance on the beach - he was stark naked bobbling about in the sea without a care in the world. The media reported that Pol Maj Phichit Chamhuap responded with a deputy at 6.30 pm yesterday. The cops found many startled tourists on the beach - and a pile of clothes. They tried to get the tourist out of the water for 15 minutes until he finally relented, grabbed his clothes and tried to wander off. The constabulary's patience wore thin and they mounted a "charge" on the tall, large boned man. Picture: Siam Rath He was taken down, told to wear his pants and led away for prosecution. He had been babbling away incoherently. Siam Rath named him as Wilhelm, 63. They had several pixellated pictures of the offender that left little to the imagination. -- © Copyright ASEAN NOW 2023-03-30 - Cigna offers a range of visa-compliant plans that meet the minimum requirement of medical treatment, including COVID-19, up to THB 3m. For more information on all expat health insurance plans click here. The most versatile and flexible rental investment and holiday home solution in Thailand - click for more information. Get your business in front of millions of customers who read ASEAN NOW with an interest in Thailand every month - email [email protected] for more information Picture: Siam Rath Picture: Siam Rath 1 1 19 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post jacko45k 39341 Posted March 30 Popular Post Share Posted March 30 Glad I missed that! 5 4 14 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bogs smith 2583 Posted March 30 Popular Post Share Posted March 30 (edited) "A fat, old German man was causing a disturbance on the beach - he was stark naked bobbling about in the sea without a care in the world." the definition of a 'quality tourist'... Edited March 30 by metisdead Odd formatting reset to normal. 5 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ezzra 59056 Posted March 30 Popular Post Share Posted March 30 (edited) Why is it that ALWAYS, those the fat ugly old guys are parading naked on the beach and NEVER, never, a young beautiful, sexy girl? why? Edited March 30 by ezzra 2 1 1 23 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dan O 1624 Posted March 30 Popular Post Share Posted March 30 13 minutes ago, ezzra said: Why is it that ALWAYS, those the fat ugly old guys are parading naked on the beach and NEVER, never, a young beautiful, sexy girl? why? Cause all the hot Girls are all out with Bob S partying 1 1 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shop mak 616 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 13 minutes ago, ezzra said: NEVER, never, a young beautiful, sexy girl? why? Tried the secluded area at Pratumnak near the sea 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RichardColeman 60162 Posted March 30 Popular Post Share Posted March 30 36 minutes ago, webfact said: A fat, old German man Hate to think what the NON-PC version would be 4 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bendejo 10803 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 24 minutes ago, ezzra said: Why is it that ALWAYS, those the fat ugly old guys are parading naked on the beach and NEVER, never, a young beautiful, sexy girl? why? Berkeley, California: Sometimes women go nekkid as some sort of protest, they usually work in pairs. Actually it's legal there (or was, last I heard). It may make you prefer seeing ol' Wilhem here. I got stuck with a road buddy once, a German as off as this one. "What can they do to me? They can do NOTHING!" He liked to say, and did so often. 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post 2baht 8544 Posted March 30 Popular Post Share Posted March 30 2 hours ago, webfact said: A fat, old German man Media etiquette??? 🙄 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Celsius 2002 Posted March 30 Popular Post Share Posted March 30 What a Deutschebag 1 1 1 1 22 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
markclover 332 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 It has been hot lately. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post petermik 23002 Posted March 30 Popular Post Share Posted March 30 He wouldn`t be needing his willy warmer then......... 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Seagull Sam 96 Posted March 30 Popular Post Share Posted March 30 Babbling incoherently, naked, fat. It's what makes Pattaya the welcoming family resort the Thai government are always promoting. 1 1 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfd101 4957 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 Germans are big on nudity at the beach, in Germany. But here I am shocked. My heart is palpitating. If I had been there the sight might have put me off men forever and my Thai boy would be heart-broken. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post n00dle 3157 Posted March 30 Popular Post Share Posted March 30 a naked german is neither a shock nor a surpise to anyone, 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thingamabob 5519 Posted March 30 Popular Post Share Posted March 30 4 hours ago, ezzra said: Why is it that ALWAYS, those the fat ugly old guys are parading naked on the beach and NEVER, never, a young beautiful, sexy girl? why? 50 years ago there were quite a few naked Thai and foreign women on certain beaches. All stopped as the prudes and killjoys gradually took over, not only in Thailand, but in most western countries as well. 2 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeptic7 8506 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 In Phuket... ❗ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
malibukid 3137 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 (edited) those puritanical Thais, live and let live Edited March 30 by malibukid 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul1804 468 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 5 hours ago, ezzra said: Why is it that ALWAYS, those the fat ugly old guys are parading naked on the beach and NEVER, never, a young beautiful, sexy girl? why? I haven't had the misfortune to encounter fat ugly old guys, you must be hanging out in the wrong places, the beach near where I live often has topless ladies that are quite eye catching to say the least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jester69 72 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 4 hours ago, Dan O said: Cause all the hot Girls are all out with Bob S partying then you need to come to Phuket and see the Russian girls ...... oooo la la 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shackleton 2469 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 The description of the German tourist would I am sure fit well with many expats in Pattaya 🥳 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
herfiehandbag 12160 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 31 minutes ago, mfd101 said: Germans are big on nudity at the beach, in Germany. But here I am shocked. My heart is palpitating. If I had been there the sight might have put me off men forever and my Thai boy would be heart-broken. 29 minutes ago, n00dle said: a naked german is neither a shock nor a surpise to anyone, They certainly are renowned for being enthusiastic willy wavers! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post klauskunkel 25413 Posted March 30 Popular Post Share Posted March 30 he should at least wear a bra! 11 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post PETERTHEEATER 6330 Posted March 30 Popular Post Share Posted March 30 Yawn.......Such a big fuss over such a little thing....... 6 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmccarty 959 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 ...they mounted a "charge" on the tall, large boned man. Off the beach with that lads, this is supposed to be a family resort area and this type of monkey business should only be done in the privacy of your home! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tubby johnson 2740 Posted March 30 Popular Post Share Posted March 30 5 hours ago, webfact said: large boned man That's more than I need to know. Good that things have been getting back to normal in hi-so resort Pattaya. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricky 1968 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 6 hours ago, webfact said: A fat, old German man Is there any other type? 1 1 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cricky 1968 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 (edited) 6 hours ago, webfact said: he was stark naked bobbling about in the sea without a care in the world I read the beaches in Germany you are permitted to go topless Edited March 30 by Cricky Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli 51545 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 6 hours ago, webfact said: They had several pixellated pictures of the offender that left little to the imagination. Thank the lord for small mercies. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotchilli 51545 Posted March 30 Share Posted March 30 5 hours ago, RichardColeman said: Hate to think what the NON-PC version would be The infamous Bratwurst 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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