19 hours ago, bob smith said:

"A fat, old German man was causing a disturbance on the beach - he was stark naked bobbling about in the sea without a care in the world."

the definition of a 'quality tourist'...
 

A change from the Danish ones 

13 hours ago, stix40 said:

Is that brokwerst or weener ? ????

Learn German 

12 hours ago, Mr Dome said:

As a former Berlin resident of 11 years I can confirm. Former East Germany used to be the perhaps most relaxed place in the world when it comes to going starkers.

But they shot them when the climbed the wall 

10 hours ago, 1happykamper said:

Well in Germany it's natural to drive on the right side if the road too!

 

Es just a Poorly educated ill mannered slob

You drive in most countries on the right hand site 

13 hours ago, hotchilli said:

The infamous Bratwurst

Don't go to the beach in Pattaya expecting the best, you'll probably see the wurst.

 

(Sorry...)

1 minute ago, Damrongsak said:

Don't go to the beach in Pattaya expecting the best, you'll probably see the wurst.

 

(Sorry...)

Infamous so that explains all the Brits coming to the German October Fest to taste all this get a life 

Sometimes when those fat guys wear a Speedo it looks like they are naked because their belly and butt hang over the small swimsuit.

His young slinky local companion was quoted as saying she was prepared for the wurst…

not a pretty sight !!!!

On 3/30/2023 at 8:20 AM, ezzra said:

Why is it that ALWAYS, those the fat ugly old guys are parading naked on the beach and NEVER, never, a young beautiful, sexy girl? why? 

The girls are getting ready to be laying on their backs at work

8 hours ago, still kicking said:

But they shot them when the climbed the wall 

????? Were you even under the slightest impression I was praising life in the GDR? You'd be quite wrong.

Also, since they didn't get shot at for going starkers at the FKK beaches, your comment is rather unrelated & gratuitous.

 

The "Scheissbefehl" (misspelling fully intended) at the border is also common knowledge, isn't it?

Don't mention the war !!!!

14 hours ago, still kicking said:

Learn German 

Nine

1 minute ago, stix40 said:

Nine

You can't even spell no

5 minutes ago, still kicking said:

You can't even spell no

bist du dir sicher

6 minutes ago, stix40 said:

bist du dir sicher

Nein

On 3/30/2023 at 8:40 AM, RichardColeman said:

Hate to think what the NON-PC version would be

an Old, Fat German?

On 3/30/2023 at 2:06 PM, Cricky said:

I read the beaches in Germany you are permitted to go topless

 

Willy still thinks he's in Berlin.

 

German's, always good for a laugh.

 

Edited April 3, 20233 yr by Cricky