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British tourist miraculously survives near-fatal swimming mishap off Pattaya coast

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2 hours ago, jesimps said:

It isn't actually. That's only what those who've never been to Pattaya (but would love to if their wives would let them) pretend to think. Never mind, one day you may get off the leash and be lucky enough to visit the greatest city in Thailand.

To sleep with 2nd hand prostitutes?

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    Could have been worse.   China claims sovereignty in this part of the world for most waters, and he might have been taken away for spying.

  • I guess he's a newbie to Pattaya 'cos swimming in that water might make him WISH he had drowned ???? Still, if anyone wants to find him, it'll be easy....he'll be the one glowing in the dark ????

  • Swimming drunk in dirty waters. That's the average tourist Pattaya attracts.

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24 minutes ago, actonion said:

A  new way to enter Thailand

Visa exempt for 10 years if you don't get eaten by sharks.

15 hours ago, bignok said:

Stunt to raise online profile. Get 100,000 followers.

 

Not even sunburnt! 

Sunburnt at 7 am ????

1 minute ago, V8M8 said:

Sunburnt at 7 am ????

After 24 hours you would be.

25 minutes ago, bignok said:

To sleep with 2nd hand prostitutes?

Better idea than marrying one I guess.

Just now, jacko45k said:

Better idea than marrying one I guess.

I suppose so. Or just date regular women.

20 hours ago, snoop1130 said:

The British tourist, who appeared unsteady on his feet, tells the captain of the boat that he woke up and thought it would be a good idea to go for a swim.

Numpty.

Swam two miles while drunk? Wow!

13 hours ago, bignok said:
15 hours ago, jesimps said:

It isn't actually. That's only what those who've never been to Pattaya (but would love to if their wives would let them) pretend to think. Never mind, one day you may get off the leash and be lucky enough to visit the greatest city in Thailand.

To sleep with 2nd hand prostitutes?

The same as you can do in Bangkok?

 

Yeah, sure. If that's what you want.

On 4/20/2023 at 8:47 AM, jesimps said:

It isn't actually. That's only what those who've never been to Pattaya (but would love to if their wives would let them) pretend to think. Never mind, one day you may get off the leash and be lucky enough to visit the greatest city in Thailand.

What are you like when youre serious?  lol

 

2 mile swim in open water is seriously impressive. No need to make up the bit about him being drunk. If he was a bit wobbly on his feet maybe it's because he just swam 2 miles in open water. What do I know though I am not a journalist. 

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