The Frank Feldman Story!>>>>

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The Frank Feldman story!>>>> A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.>> He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're>just> like Frank.">>>> Passenger: "Who?">>>> Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the>> time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened>> like that to Frank Feldman every single time.">>>> Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody.">>>> Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have>> won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang>> like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you>> should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.">>>> Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special.>>>> Cabbie: "There's more... He had a memory like a computer. Could>> remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods>> to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not>> like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank>> Feldman, he could do everything right.">>>> Passenger. "Wow, some guy then.">>>> Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid>> traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But>> Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a>woman> and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was>> in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly>> polished too -- he was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No>one> could ever measure up to Frank Feldman>>>> Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?">>>> Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his f***ing>> widow.">