Dating with Dan. Help the Goat find a Good Thai Woman

[Goat]

Good afternoon readers.

 

As you all know the Goats hobby is scoring hot Thai chicks that are not Ladies of the Night.

It is somewhat of an addiction.

 

But part of me thinks maybe I should just settle down with one woman in a long term relationship for a year or two.

 

I know a lot of you blokes are blissfully happy with your long term partners. There are some real gems out there.

 

So I am thinking you could help me by looking at the profiles, and recommending which ones I should attempt to have a crack with.

 

I am older now so my strike rate has dropped off. If I put it on ten i will usually get one.

 

I wont be too fussy.

My requirements

1] Under 50 kgs

2] No kids

3] no tattoos

4] Gainfully employed

5]Under 38 years old

6] Born a female

 

This dating service has been set up by popular Thai blogger Dan.

I have used all the others before so it is time to give this one a go.

 

I am happy to travel to meet the right girl anywhere in Thailand as i also like to travel.

 

https://dating.danaboutthailand.com/

 

 

Which ten should i go for?

Please no disrespectful comments about the ladies on offer. If you havent got anything nice to say about the ladies please dont say anything.

 

Feel free to say anything about me, I can take critisism, and if you think I wouldnt stand a chance with some of them feel free to tell me why. Feedback welcome.

 

Cheers.

[Adumbration]

I thought your only criteria was that she must be able to fog a mirror with her breath.

[champers]

Interesting thread. Dan About Thailand also owns ASEAN Now and put it up for sale last week. 

Maybe online matchmaking is more profitable.

 

[CharlieH]

23 minutes ago, Goat said:

Good afternoon readers.

 

As you all know the Goats hobby is scoring hot Thai chicks that are not Ladies of the Night.

It is somewhat of an addiction.

 

But part of me thinks maybe I should just settle down with one woman in a long term relationship for a year or two.

 

I know a lot of you blokes are blissfully happy with your long term partners. There are some real gems out there.

 

So I am thinking you could help me by looking at the profiles, and recommending which ones I should attempt to have a crack with.

 

I am older now so my strike rate has dropped off. If I put it on ten i will usually get one.

 

I wont be too fussy.

My requirements

1] Under 50 kgs

2] No kids

3] no tattoos

4] Gainfully employed

5]Under 38 years old

6] Born a female

 

This dating service has been set up by popular Thai blogger Dan.

I have used all the others before so it is time to give this one a go.

 

I am happy to travel to meet the right girl anywhere in Thailand as i also like to travel.

 

https://dating.danaboutthailand.com/

 

 

Which ten should i go for?

Please no disrespectful comments about the ladies on offer. If you havent got anything nice to say about the ladies please dont say anything.

 

Feel free to say anything about me, I can take critisism, and if you think I wouldnt stand a chance with some of them feel free to tell me why. Feedback welcome.

 

Cheers.

 

which 10 ???  according to that website you have a grand total of TWO in that criteria of under 38.Widen the age to 45 even then you only got 6 !

[Goat]

15 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

 

which 10 ???  according to that website you have a grand total of TWO in that criteria of under 38.Widen the age to 45 even then you only got 6 !

Not quite Charlie.

The 38 year old is a single mother which I dont want, and nothing against fellas who do want to take that on, but I dont think i am a good influence. And she does live in Pattaya which is another red flag. And she weighs 70 kgs which is a touch over my preference.

She also says she is "looking for a sponsor". 

 

The other 31 year old unfortunately lives in the USA. I meant i was happy to travel in Thailand, heading to the USA for a date is a bit extreme. Plus it looks like she will not quite make the weight with a Kim Kardasian type figure that isnt really for me either despite claiming 47kg.

Plus side she says she is prepared to be a sponsor. I wonder how much per month she would be prepared to give me?

 

Hmmm.

If i widen out the search a bit, there are three more that are a little old and with no photos so that rules them out.

 

A western 59 year old lady, which isnt what I am looking for either.

 

 

That leaves Kat who is a touch over the age and weight but i suppose beggars can not be choosers.

Oh no, she also has kids and is divorced so that makes it a definate no.

 

Which leaves 45 year old Waniyaa from Nontaburi. The divorced one weighing in at 60 kgs.

Nah.

 

That leaves a big fat zero girls with my preference on Dans Dating site for me.

 

i cant use Thaifriendly or the others anymore. I overdid them and ghosted so many I dont want the blowback.

 

That is very dissapointing. I was expecting a lot more from Dan.

It says on his blog that he gets over 10 girls a day asking him for foreign boyfriends.

He must have been exagerrating again.

Not a single one from Kao Yai either.

 

 

 

 

 

[bob smith]

1 hour ago, Goat said:

As you all know the Goats hobby is scoring hot Thai chicks that are not Ladies of the Night.

It is somewhat of an addiction.

And here was me thinking you were still a virgin, but no, it’s Don Juan himself!! 
 

just goes to show you should never judge a book by it’s cover ????

[Ben Zioner]

1 hour ago, Goat said:

6] Born a female

Don't  get it, your op says "Thai woman" doesn't? 

[FritsSikkink]

1 hour ago, Goat said:

if you think I wouldnt stand a chance with some of them feel free to tell me why. Feedback welcome.

 

How can we do that while knowing nothing about you.

You created a wish list for your partner but didn't include anything from your part.

[Ben Zioner]

1 hour ago, Goat said:

5]Under 38 years old

At 38 they start showing their age, while in their late twenties they still  have their teen look but have gained enough wisdom to become the loving and caring partners we appreciate so much.

[Celsius]

I got married twice to career women in their 30's. No kids, very good jobs, no tats, no previous hubby, never paid for anything (even the wedding). My previous wife's parents even bought us a house in their village as a wedding gift. Both times I got lucky with the circumstances surrounding me and  I don't think I could pull this off again.

[fredwiggy]

I understand someone's preference for a woman weighing under 50 kgs, but that's tiny unless she's pretty short. My preference is usually 120-128 lbs or so, 54 kgs to 58 kgs, and not short. Most of the best figures of women fall into this range, especially if they have some meat on top. A girl without tattoos is okay, especially here, where it's frowned upon if they do. Employed, definitely, less chance of a money grabber if more independent. No kids is going to be tough, as a large majority will have children by the time they are in their late 20's.Under 38 is easy, unless you're over 60, where the difference would be a relation problem. Two different worlds and ways of thinking. You didn't mention if she could speak English, or if you could speak Thai, because if neither can communicate in  language, that doesn't leave much to do besides sex, which is an attraction you either have or you don't. It's not a choice, and chemistry is a major thing in a relationship. Born a female of course, unless you are okay with someone who "changed".

[sidjameson]

Move to Bangkok and forget online stuff.

[impulse]

Jeez Loueez.

 

That's like asking us to give up our best secret fishing spot.

 

[bignok]

39 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

I understand someone's preference for a woman weighing under 50 kgs, but that's tiny unless she's pretty short. My preference is usually 120-128 lbs or so, 54 kgs to 58 kgs, and not short. Most of the best figures of women fall into this range, especially if they have some meat on top. A girl without tattoos is okay, especially here, where it's frowned upon if they do. Employed, definitely, less chance of a money grabber if more independent. No kids is going to be tough, as a large majority will have children by the time they are in their late 20's.Under 38 is easy, unless you're over 60, where the difference would be a relation problem. Two different worlds and ways of thinking. You didn't mention if she could speak English, or if you could speak Thai, because if neither can communicate in  language, that doesn't leave much to do besides sex, which is an attraction you either have or you don't. It's not a choice, and chemistry is a major thing in a relationship. Born a female of course, unless you are okay with someone who "changed".

Mine weighs under 40kgs

[Goat]

43 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

My preference is usually 120-128 lbs or so, 54 kgs to 58 kgs, and not short. Most of the best figures of women fall into this range, especially if they have some meat on top.

if they have  ripper set of Ds or DDs i could go to 54kgs

[Goat]

13 minutes ago, impulse said:

Jeez Loueez.

 

That's like asking us to give up our best secret fishing spot.

 

No, just asking you which of the fishing spots Dan has published on his dating site do you think would be the best.

 

[bkk6060]

Bangkok has so many of the girls you describe.  Asoke, Siam, Silom areas so easy to meet them.

My expereince is every thing seems great until you find out about their debt.  Credit card, car, bills, etc. many spending more then they make trying to live a western life style. 

Good luck, probably better off going to Korat or Udon and finding a rice farm girl.

[Goat]

46 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

No kids is going to be tough, as a large majority will have children by the time they are in their late 20's

I dont want bargirls who mostly have kids.

Most Thai single women i have been with around 30 that I have tested are professionals and havent had kids. There is thousands of them.

Although i concede there are none on Dans Dating Site. 

[Goat]

49 minutes ago, fredwiggy said:

You didn't mention if she could speak English, or if you could speak Thai, because if neither can communicate in  language,

I can read and write thai and am fluent in conversational level Thai.

 

I actually avoid most who can speak English too well as i dont like Thai women that have been previously soiled by other farangs.

Ideally i actually prefer zero English skills. Fresher and not tainted.

[Goat]

1 hour ago, FritsSikkink said:

How can we do that while knowing nothing about you.

You created a wish list for your partner but didn't include anything from your part.

50, hung like a horse, financially independant, fit as, exercise daily, not fat, not balding.

Can easily get away with putting 45 on my description with no questions asked.

Currently free of any VD

[Sticky Rice Balls]

8 minutes ago, bkk6060 said:

Good luck, probably better off going to Korat or Udon and finding a rice farm girl.

seems to me the debt things isnt a regional issue in LOS...hence the sick buffalo! ????

[Goat]

1 hour ago, Ben Zioner said:

Don't  get it, your op says "Thai woman" doesn't? 

You know what I mean. 

 

Take a thai "girl' home, she acts shy, turns off the lights, you lay back and get a mind boggling blowie, go to retuen the favor and instead of a shellfish you get a hot dog.

 

We have all been there.

[KannikaP]

1 minute ago, Goat said:

We have all been there.

You may have, I haven't.

[Goat]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

And here was me thinking you were still a virgin, but no, it’s Don Juan himself!! 
 

just goes to show you should never judge a book by it’s cover ????

Oh Bob, I thought you leaving Thailand?

 

Anyway you have told us all about your less than attractive wife.

 

Perhaps you should check out whats on offer at Dans Dating. He has at least ten girls contacting him per day searching for blokes just like you.

[bob smith]

4 minutes ago, Goat said:

Oh Bob, I thought you leaving Thailand?

 

Anyway you have told us all about your less than attractive wife.

 

Perhaps you should check out whats on offer at Dans Dating. He has at least ten girls contacting him per day searching for blokes just like you.

They tell you handsome man 2,000 short time want me go your room? ????

[Goat]

2 hours ago, champers said:

Dan About Thailand also owns ASEAN Now and put it up for sale last week. 

Any idea how much he is asking?

 

If it is around the 500,000 mark I would be interested in taking a 50% share for 250,000.

 

I reckon I could turn it back around. 

 

Rename it back to Thaivisa.

 

The ASEAN thing was a bit of a brainfart. The Singapore thread, despite Singapore being a big expat center, is actually less busy than this dating site with no women. They get about one post every four months.

 

I reckon I could definately improve the Dating Site. More girls available at my local supermarket than the 8 on the site. Better looking too.

 

I could do a Goat Around Thailand. And actually speak to Thai people, not just focus on my ordinary overly botoxed head which I find a bit off putting to be honest. Too much "me' and 'I' on Dans version. Not enough actually listening to what the Thais have to say.

 

And improve the news feeds. A lot goes on in Thailand, but there is no English language reporting for the many expats who cant read the local lingo.

Thailand won the ASian Volleyball championship a couple of weeks ago. Smashed Australia and beat China in the final. Some very cute girls in the team, but not a mention of it here. 

 

If anyone is keen to take on the other 50% then send me a PM.

[Goat]

8 minutes ago, bob smith said:

They tell you handsome man 2,000 short time want me go your room? ????

Sorry Bob, they are exactly the type of girls I dont want.

I will leave paying girls, and overly used girls all for you mate.

They are all yours.

And the thousands of a blokes that have been through them.

[bob smith]

3 minutes ago, Goat said:

I would be interested in taking a 50% share for 250,000.

Pesos? 

[Goat]

22 minutes ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

seems to me the debt things isnt a regional issue in LOS...hence the sick buffalo! ????

Thai banks wont loan to people who earn under 15,000 per month.

So the Bangkok girls genrally earn over that and end up getting bank loans.

issan girls less so BUT can end up with issues also from the local mafia loan sharks.

 

The best way to really test a Thai female is to ask them for a small loan. 

[Goat]

3 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Pesos? 

Nah baht. 

I reckon I could turn it around to be profitable again.