I am please to announce a new form of therapy that claims to reduce any problem in your life by at least 65% ! And I am offering it free to all bedlam members of Thai visa.

The process involves two simple steps:

1. For any and every problem in your life, firmly, patiently, persistently and gently blame Kayo. This will immediately reduce the problem by at least 50%

2. What ails you? Make a public announcement on this thread and clearly identify the cause (eg kayo). This will further reduce the problem by about 20%.

In a way, Kayo will be a sort of "jesus of bedlam", he will suffer for all our sins, except he has no say in the matter. and he is no messiah.

Kayo might complain, protest, etc, even verbally abuse certain members, but dont worry about him as he will eventually give up from exhaustion. anyway, he deserves it.

A post deserving of almost saintly status in itself.

A masterpiece.

If bedlem gets particulary sinful..and seems there is no redemption...then..... can we crucify him?

JAILER'S ASSISTANT: N-- n-- n-- n-- n-- n-- n-- no, sir. N-- not-- not with these b-- bastards, sir. C-- cr-- rrrr-- c-- c-- crrr-- c-- c-- c-- crrrrucifixion's too good for 'em, sir. NISUS: I don't think you can say it's too good for them. It's-- it's very nasty. JAILER'S ASSISTANT: Well, it's not as n-- n-- n-- n-- n-- n-- n-- n-- no-- no-- no-- not as n-- nasty as something I just thought up, sir..

Burn him I say.

If it was good enough for that French bird. It's good enough for a manic cartoon character.

It burns when i make pee-pee , who can i blame ?

It burns when i make pee-pee , who can i blame ?

Well, if you choose to blame "that" on buggering a hefferlump I think you'll do jail time.

It burns when i make pee-pee , who can i blame ?

A friend was just complaining about this the other day! But he blamed it on some girl called Syphillis.

I am please to announce a new form of therapy that claims to reduce any problem in your life by at least 65% ! And I am offering it free to all bedlam members of Thai visa.

The process involves two simple steps:

1. For any and every problem in your life, firmly, patiently, persistently and gently blame Kayo. This will immediately reduce the problem by at least 50%

2. What ails you? Make a public announcement on this thread and clearly identify the cause (eg kayo). This will further reduce the problem by about 20%.

In a way, Kayo will be a sort of "jesus of bedlam", he will suffer for all our sins, except he has no say in the matter. and he is no messiah.

Kayo might complain, protest, etc, even verbally abuse certain members, but dont worry about him as he will eventually give up from exhaustion. anyway, he deserves it.

Poor Kayo - our beloved manic clown that hides within our psyche. I think we can take this to the next stage as we deify him.

Kayo - his thoughts and words of wisdom - will be published by the same people who printed "Great French Military Victories" "The German Book Of Jokes" and "English Cooking At Its Best"

CB

I used to be a really nice, friendly guy and everyone liked me.

Then Kayo suggested I should adopt a hard, sarcastic and bombastic edge to my writing on the forum because everyone was open to the hard man.

I now think I may have got the message slightly confused, and perhaps Kayo wanted the field open without hinderance from interlopers.

Burn the interlopers !!!!

Burn all heretics and self-confessed aliens !!! ( a respected Mod has finally come clean !! Which solar system is Vegan in by the way ? ).

Hunt all wabbit/hefferlumps, catch them and burn them !!! .............( distributing the flesh evenly between the meat eaters on the other threads, with a little tossed salad for eek ).

So many matches. So little time.

... ...

Tnx for the salad suiging! BUT..if its soggy..then i wont be impressed KAYO!

I blame Kayo for all you be so <deleted> annoying!

Block up the hole and lock him in.

ps. Kayo is funny tho?

If bedlem gets particulary sinful..and seems there is no redemption...then..... can we crucify him?

Of course we can crucify him.

I think you all need the "Chownahs Advice Thread" if ya all feeling in need of blaming or advice off someone who knows. Maybe you are all just imbalanced and all need crucifying and then your homes burnt and pillaged. All pet wabbits will be mashed up and sucked throughy a macdonalds straw for breakfast...

... ... v. 1.2

Kayo IS a messiah. Prince of Mishief, Son of Loki, Lord of Wabbits, Redeemer of Boredom. I recently bought His likeness to hang in prominence upon my wall. Comes with a set of darts and scorecard.

I was watching a bit of the old boxing on the telly last night, when some dark fellow conected with a superb hook, and this other dark fellow hit the floor, seeing stars.

The chap on the floor was in obvious distress and everyone was a tad concerned.

Then out of the blue, all our fears in Bedlam were confirmed. The commentator clearly said the man on the floor had been......................KAYO'D.

Even in the States this man's evil ways prevail...........Is there any hope ????

Kayo IS a messiah.

He's not the Messiah he's a very naughty boy.

In other news, I am shocked with the introduction of the new internet/cyber law ...

"Such crimes include hacking, unlawfully accessing computers or network resources, and the unauthorised interception of e-mails or data transmission with the aim to commit theft or do harm to others."

There is no point in naming names, but we all know who is responsible for this crackdown. ie. Kayo.

... ... v. 1.2

looks just like a little boy playing mr. innocent.

dont be fooled ladies and gents. inside is a monster.

Dynamite in the ears, thats what I say.

Rocket the Wabbit, up, up and away.....

I was watching a bit of the old boxing on the telly last night, when some dark fellow conected with a superb hook, and this other dark fellow hit the floor, seeing stars.

The chap on the floor was in obvious distress and everyone was a tad concerned.

Then out of the blue, all our fears in Bedlam were confirmed. The commentator clearly said the man on the floor had been......................KAYO'D.

Even in the States this man's evil ways prevail...........Is there any hope ????

:D Mama said knock you OUT!!!

... ... v. 1.2

looks just like a little boy playing mr. innocent.

dont be fooled ladies and gents. inside is a monster.

v. 1.3

PS: I like the bit about me being a messiah

Edited July 19, 200718 yr by kayo

I think he sort of said you're " A mess .............I ah !!! "

no no it was deffo "Kayo IS a messiah. Prince of Mishief, Son of Loki, Lord of Wabbits, Redeemer of Boredom." ya bleedin' deaffo

Tricks are for kids silly rabbit, and we are on to you.

That cute fluffiness and sweet smile dont hide nuffin!

Edited July 19, 200718 yr by eek

Eek's comments have been disregarded.

The rational?

Exhibit A: you avatar of an undefined critter is a bland form of ugly Pink.

Copy CAT?

PS: I like the bit about me being a messiah :D

I sincerely hope you are aware, though, that all messiahs die horrible deaths.

Dont heed the rational of a rabbit. in any case, thats no ordinary rabbit.

Eek's comments have been disregarded.

The rational?

Exhibit A: you avatar of an undefined critter is a bland form of ugly Pink.

Copy CAT?

This is just a wild stab in the dark (a few messiah's have been on the receiving end of those)

Itty Bitty created her own avatar I think (I like it, very reminiscent of Rhubarb and Custard) very creative and illustrates a high level of talent, better than just nicking stuff from the net (yes, I did that, I'm lazy too)