transam Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 1 hour ago, bob smith said: Some recent developments have happened at the smith household. I have now resigned myself to a life in Thailand, and failing that a life in South East Asia in general. I have some questions. I want to be a better Thai person. I want to try to assimilate as much as humanely possible into this culture. Maybe one day I will renounce my citizenship of birth and become 100% Thai. Has anyone got any pointers? what can I do to be the best Thai that I can currently be? should I become a monk? help those in need? study Buddhism? any info from anyone that has extensive experience of assimilating into Thai culture would be greatly appreciated. bob. You will never be a Thai person, a few on here think they are because they paid out the wonga, but they are not.........🤭 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneMoreFarang Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 "How can I assimilate myself more into Thai culture?" Initially you must want to assimilate. Forget about it, Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 4 minutes ago, worgeordie said: Bob. you do more U-turns than the Government , I am going , no I'm not,I am going, no I am not , get off the booze could be a start for you ,but I don't think you would last... regards Worgeordie Yes, it is sadly one of the symptoms of alcoholism. Moments of clarity followed by intense moments of despair and desperation. I am actually on my way to the pub now.. bob. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted March 14 Author Share Posted March 14 Just now, OneMoreFarang said: "How can I assimilate myself more into Thai culture?" Initially you must want to assimilate. Forget about it, Bob. But I do want to. bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trippy Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 56 minutes ago, bob smith said: any temples that I could look into? location isnt an issue. bob. No, you must find your own path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proton Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 (edited) Go to a few luktung/morlam/likay/ramwong/kantrum concert, thousands of Thais and you will be the only white face, can't get more assimilated than that, especially if you smuggle drink in then start dancing! Leaned more about Thais at concerts than anywhere else Edited March 14 by proton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sqwakvfr Posted March 14 Popular Post Share Posted March 14 1 hour ago, bob smith said: Thanks for your kind words. I can speak Thai but I am not fluent in the use of tones. bob. That could be a problem. Some Thai people I have encountered really turn me off because I have tried to speak the language properly but they smirk and look at me as if I am idiot. "no credit for effort". I got the message very clearly. I rarely try and speak Thai now. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampant Rabbit Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 you dont have to assimilate into it, as long as you obey the rules the Thais do it should be no problem, unlike my own country where you can get benefits from the govt , here you will get nothing, no need to assimilate, just be polite , but no need to follow much of their "culture" its often drivel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampant Rabbit Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 30 minutes ago, bob smith said: Yes, it is sadly one of the symptoms of alcoholism. Moments of clarity followed by intense moments of despair and desperation. I am actually on my way to the pub now.. bob. have a drink , youll feel better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proton Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 3 minutes ago, sqwakvfr said: That could be a problem. Some Thai people I have encountered really turn me off because I have tried to speak the language properly but they smirk and look at me as if I am idiot. "no credit for effort". I got the message very clearly. I rarely try and speak Thai now. Spot on, all this they like it when you speak Thai and are happy to help is not something I have ever come across, and the Mrs teaches it. She's one of the worst critics, not worth the bother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rexpotter Posted March 14 Popular Post Share Posted March 14 The first step in recovery is to admit you are an alcoholic, the next step is to head out for a drink. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralf001 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 1 hour ago, bob smith said: I'm actually asking a serious question,. Utter nonsense. You are a serial troll with your pathetic unrelenting crap. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dolf Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Learn muay thai 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fondue zoo Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 There are so many answers I can't give. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richard_smith237 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 2 hours ago, bob smith said: I want to try to assimilate as much as humanely possible into this culture. Step one - lose the delusional nonsense. This idea of 'wanting to assimilate and be Thai is ridiculous nonsense, the stupidity of such a comment suggests a troll thread... People don't need to assimilate to enjoy things here, they just need to be normal... thats it. But... IF you are serious about 'enjoying your time here' instead of constantly complaining or finding reason to dislike something, just look inwards. Make effort to enjoy the differences rather than get annoyed at them. Understand, things are different and it doesn't mean worse. Accept poorer service is normal because training is poor. Don't always jump to the worse most negative conclusion if a better conclusion also exists. Attempt to learn the language. Most importantly, be respectful of others and seem the respectful of you. Move away from an area populated by low class foreigners and avoid being tarred with the same brush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 1 hour ago, bob smith said: I'm actually asking a serious question,. due to severe changes over the recent days. I am an alcoholic and I have had a moment of clarity. I now know what I want. sorry if this comes across as trolling but my mind has been in a thousand different places at the same time over the past few days. bob. Most of us know what you need. Stuffing with the rough end of a pineapple.😒 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandtee Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 This site is being taken over by weirdos. First Bull<deleted> Bob and then Gorgeous George, the Florence Nightingale of the Thaiasean mentally disturbed. Disturbed after reading his diatribe. My brain hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 1 minute ago, Gandtee said: This site is being taken over by weirdos. First Bull<deleted> Bob and then Gorgeous George, the Florence Nightingale of the Thaiasean mentally disturbed. Disturbed after reading his diatribe. My brain hurts. You can assimilate more by putting them both on "Ignore"👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 51 minutes ago, Trippy said: No, you must find your own path. Or plank............... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 2 hours ago, bob smith said: 2 hours ago, connda said: Move to North Hollywood. what's going on there? bob. Also known as NoHo it's the arts and LGBT... center of LA. Perhaps someone thinks it would suit you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kidneyw Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 You need to contact Georgegeorgia. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Croc Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 2 hours ago, Trippy said: No, but I did study Buddhism many years ago. I was invited to be a monk but I declined, too many no-no's for me. But if your really looking at a way to assimilate into Thai culture as the title states, then I think it's the best way for you. Even just for 3 months will cleanse your body and soul. A few months back a carload of monks turned up at our property and wandered around checking out the farm and the views. Turned out one was a cousin of the wife. He had been a destructive alcoholic and had become a monk to clean up his life. It appeared to have worked. A week ago, she got a message that he had been carted off to the "mad house" and was not welcome back at the temple. It may not be the answer for all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swissie Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Seems to me that Bob is caught in a downward spiral. - Maritial problems (his wife not providing any form of "anchor"). - Not knowing where to go and what to do, despite his ripe age. A very volatile frame of mind as the root cause. A ship on the ocean, trying to navigate without compass. - Alcoholism. All that is missing in this desastrus cocktail would be mounting financial problems. Then, the downward spiral would become irreversible. A pattern that I have observed too often among Farangs in Thailand. OR: Bob is a prankster, just loving to throw controversial issues into the ASEAN Arena. He would not be the only one here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grecian Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 13 hours ago, proton said: Go to a few luktung/morlam/likay/ramwong/kantrum concert, thousands of Thais and you will be the only white face, can't get more assimilated than that, especially if you smuggle drink in then start dancing! Leaned more about Thais at concerts than anywhere else Do you actually enjoy this music? Played it while reading the posts and the after 5 minutes found it quite unbearable. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
proton Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 17 minutes ago, Grecian said: Do you actually enjoy this music? Played it while reading the posts and the after 5 minutes found it quite unbearable. Must do, just got in from a concert, only 4 hours though Nancy Top line Diamond. This is a famous song from a 1967 Indian film, Thais took the tune and re wrote it., was in the Thai film monrak luktung 1970. Peter is the guy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HappyExpat57 Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 Yet another post competing with GG for the most ridiculous post of the day. When you realize you are just below the soi dog who visits occasionally on the pecking order of life in Thailand - THAT is the day you have assimilated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowellandrew Posted March 14 Share Posted March 14 19 hours ago, Gottfrid said: Ok, I give you the scoop, Bob. This is really going to hurt, and something that you should think very hard before trying. Talk only Thai, and refuse to use any other language. Do not think about drinking any imported beers or other alcohol. It will be Chang and Lao Khao in your future. Roll you own cigarettes. Throw out you washing machine and clean in a bucket with cold water only using your hands. Remodel your toilet to an old Thai style #hole in the floor" version. Only cook food in a terracotta oven using charcoal. Build a new house, but totally ignore the shape of electricity, and do never paint or decorate your inside and outside walls. Start planting rice. Change your bar going attitude. Now it will only be full blown parties screaming into a microphone in the local karaoke. Always walk in flip flops. On the upside, Bob. You will according to customs have as many mia noi´s as you wish. However, if you wife is into this change as well, she will later feed your precious to the ducks. 11. Only eat rice, 12.only shower using small bucket and cold water, 13 only ride your motorbike when totally plastered on lao khao 14. Only order som tam at the restaurant/ market 15. Pay sin sot when getting married 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil1964 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 21 hours ago, bob smith said: is that what normal Thai men do? I know a few hardworking Thai males and they don't do this, bob. But it's what the Thai woman who the farang marries believes, (and her family also believes and expects that this will and should happen). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingamabob Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 First step, become fluent in spoken and written Thai. If that is too difficult, forget about assimilation. You will never achieve it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob smith Posted March 15 Author Share Posted March 15 13 minutes ago, Phil1964 said: But it's what the Thai woman who the farang marries believes, (and her family also believes and expects that this will and should happen). but if i don't believe that then where does that leave us? bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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