I arrived back in the land of smiles early this morning.

 

mrs. smith couldn't stand being alone,

she basically cried herself to sleep all weekend.

 

On sunday she begged me to come back to her.

I asked why doesn't she follow me to where I am,

she said no no she want's me back in Thailand with her happy happy.

 

I asked what's in it for me?

she said whatever I want.

so I agreed.

 

I booked my flight sunday night and arrived a few hours ago.

I have, in effect, had a very expensive dirty little weekend away.

mrs. smith knows all about it.

she accepts me for who i am and says i can do whatever i like going forward,

i can have as many mia nois as i want, thai style

just so long as I am with her every night for dinner.

 

new contracts have been drawn up,

new terms have been agreed.

i'm staying here for now!

i'm sure Ralf001 will be over the moon.

 

bob.

What a surprise.

Bull<deleted> Bob returns. Did he ever leave?😆

Was he ever here ... 

3 minutes ago, CharlieH said:

What a surprise.

missed you mate!

 

bob.

Do you need Asean Now members to justify your actions??? Where did you go for the weekend???

I knew it ,this man is full of B/S , unless it's hopefully an April fools .please let it be.

 

regards Worgeordie

Just now, 2baht said:

Do you need Asean Now members to justify your actions??? Where did you go for the weekend???

next door.

 

bob.

2 minutes ago, Gandtee said:

Bull<deleted> Bob returns. Did he ever leave?😆

I thought he had died and been reincarnated as Mr Pancake!

I cant work out if this is the ramblings of a true lao kao addict or if it s a massive wind up. 🙂

 

Gald to see you back Bob.

Just now, nikmar said:

I cant work out if this is the ramblings of a true lao kao addict or if it s a massive wind up. 🙂

 

Gald to see you back Bob.

same to you mate!

 

i'm gonna need at least a week to recover after the filthy weekend i've just had! 🤮

 

bob.

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

next door.

 

bob.

🤣 Too bad you had to fly back, Bob, how far away does the neighbor live???

Just now, 2baht said:

🤣 Too bad you had to fly back, Bob, how far away does the neighbor live???

an hour by plane! 😄 

 

bob.

11 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I arrived back in the land of smiles early this morning.

 

mrs. smith couldn't stand being alone,

she basically cried herself to sleep all weekend.

 

On sunday she begged me to come back to her.

I asked why doesn't she follow me to where I am,

she said no no she want's me back in Thailand with her happy happy.

 

I asked what's in it for me?

she said whatever I want.

so I agreed.

 

I booked my flight sunday night and arrived a few hours ago.

I have, in effect, had a very expensive dirty little weekend away.

mrs. smith knows all about it.

she accepts me for who i am and says i can do whatever i like going forward,

i can have as many mia nois as i want, thai style

just so long as I am with her every night for dinner.

 

new contracts have been drawn up,

new terms have been agreed.

i'm staying here for now!

i'm sure Ralf001 will be over the moon.

 

bob.

No one ever believed that you left in the first place because your a serial liar bob. anything for a post.

I'm very surprised. You complaint so much about Thailand (Thailand not changed over weekend). And now you come back and the only reason some changed in your relationship!

To be honest, this sounds very strange (same as your last thread, where you stated that will be your last comment, but still saw many more comments in that thread).

So for me I feel you talk a lot without real actions behind!

3 minutes ago, bob smith said:

same to you mate!

 

i'm gonna need at least a week to recover after the filthy weekend i've just had! 🤮

 

bob.

Its a terrible thing senior incontinence

Just now, bob smith said:

an hour by plane! 😄 

 

bob.

 An hour by plane ? I'm not quite following, but hey Bob, you get that much needed rest and keep the posts coming! 

12 minutes ago, Gandtee said:

Bull<deleted> Bob returns. Did he ever leave?😆

 

Copies of the boarding passes or it didn't happen.  Please, please redact the name...

Welcome back Bob, hopefully the mods keep track on the assassination squad so you're free to blog again! 

7 minutes ago, bob smith said:

same to you mate!

 

i'm gonna need at least a week to recover after the filthy weekend i've just had! 🤮

 

bob.

 

how is it any different than most other weekends you speak of. fool me once shame on ...shame on you...if fool me....... can't get fooled again.

 

wake me up when the next sensational bob story comes out. 

OK guys, the party is OFF!

thing is... bob doesnt need to go away to keep strolling on an... he can do it from anywhere in the world. i am going to start a gofundme for mr smith so that i can get him properly treated and medicated. 

 

funny thing is, i noticed mr smith only partakes in mr smith's posts.    i cant recall him ever partaking in any other news or posts... maybe he is non-binary? 

Edited April 1, 20242 yr by Pouatchee

Aesop's fables bob. One cry too many. Go back under your rock. 

 

 

 

 

 

1 hour ago, nikmar said:

I cant work out if this is the ramblings of a true lao kao addict or if it s a massive wind up. 🙂

 

Gald to see you back Bob.

And I am hppay oto Bbo. 555

Huh, didn't even last a week.

1 minute ago, KannikaP said:

And I am hppay oto Bbo. 555

Translate please KP, this does not make sense!!! 🤔

1 hour ago, 2baht said:

Translate please KP, this does not make sense!!! 🤔

Sorry, I was just taking the pi55 out of Nikmar's spelling of GLAD an hour ago. 

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

I booked my flight sunday night and arrived a few hours ago.

I have, in effect, had a very expensive dirty little weekend away.

mrs. smith knows all about it.

she accepts me for who i am and says i can do whatever i like going forward,

i can have as many mia nois as i want, thai style

just so long as I am with her every night for dinner.

This all reads as quite disturbing, seems Mrs Smith is in a one sided relationship.

Edited April 1, 20242 yr by freeworld

Yet more hits for the management.

Welcome back Bob

 

https://youtu.be/xZzEzDkeHzI