I had to come back to Thailand.

[Trippy]

[G Rex]

Welcome back Bob

 

 

[OneMoreFarang]

[herfiehandbag]

57 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

I thought he had died and been reincarnated as Mr Pancake!

Perhaps Mr Pancake will be kept "up his sleeve" as it were!

[expat_4_life]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

I arrived back in the land of smiles early this morning.

bob.

 

Welcome back Bob ... and all the admirers, detractors and haters.

What value is a man that cannot spin a yarn or tell a tall tale?
... be they true/false or mere embellishments 😁

Edited April 1 by expat_4_life

[stoner]

20 minutes ago, norfolkandchance said:

Yet more hits for the management.

 

AN deep state operative. 

[roo860]

 Nice to have you back in the fold mate!

[roo860]

Only joking Bob

Edited April 1 by roo860

[thaibeachlovers]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

I arrived back in the land of smiles early this morning.

Emojis say it so much better than I ever could.

 

😞

[Moonlover]

Well well, what a surprise! And I'll wager that included in your preparations for your 'final departure' from Thailand was a reentry permit.

[connda]

As I said last week, "See you next week bob."

[norfolkandchance]

36 minutes ago, stoner said:

 

AN deep state operative. 

More then One. Taking us for fools.

Edited April 1 by norfolkandchance

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, norfolkandchance said:

More then One. Taking us for fools.

...April fools?

or the everyday variety?

 

bob.

Edited April 1 by bob smith

[ravip]

Did you ever leave Thailand at all? Anyway,  lovely excuse to 'save face' .

OK. We believe you!

 

[Gecko123]

This wife of yours......does she have a sister?

 

Wait, if I ended up marrying her...that would mean you would be my brother-in-law.

 

Never mind, forget I asked.

 

Welcome back anyway, Bob. We missed you.

 

 

Edited April 1 by Gecko123

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, Gecko123 said:

This wife of yours......does she have a sister?

 

Wait, if I ended up marrying her sister that would mean you would be my brother-in-law.

 

Never mind, forget I asked.

 

Welcome back anyway, Bob. We missed you.

 

 

missed you too mate!

 

and yes, she does have a younger sister.

 

I'm also interested.

 

bob.

[Stevey]

1 hour ago, expat_4_life said:

 

Welcome back Bob ... and all the admirers, detractors and haters.

What value is a man that cannot spin a yarn or tell a tall tale?
... be they true/false or mere embellishments 😁

I will second that 👍

[georgegeorgia]

2 hours ago, theshu25 said:

Total loser of the first degree. What a waste of space ,craving the attention he obviously never got when he was a kid.

Hey Mr SHU

I noticed every single post of yours is putting down people in a "low class way "with abuse.

 

I'm not sure  of your age but I imagine you with a turned around baseball cap ,wearing red Nike shoes with no socks, blue Nike T shirt ,white Nike shorts and tattoos

 

The way you come across in your posts calling posters "mutts" "dogs"  F,-wits, etc...... would hazard me a guess your from the lower end of society and that's not being offensive,it just tells me your not a lawyer or doctor .....you just grew up in a .....how do we say it.... around more interesting people perhaps with descriptive vocabulary!

Edited April 1 by georgegeorgia

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, georgegeorgia said:

I noticed every single post of yours is putting down people in a "low class way "

I'm not of your age but I imagine you with a turned around baseball cap ,wearing red Nike shoes with white Nike shorts and tattoos

 

The way you come across in your posts calling posters "mutts" "dogs" etc would hazard me a guess your from the lower end of society and that's not being offensive,it just tells me your not a lawyer or doctor .....

well said mate.

 

I cannot recall a single decent post from theshu25.

 

bob.

[giddyup]

Hate to have my hopes dashed like that. That's so cruel Bob.

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, giddyup said:

Hate to have my hopes dashed like that. That's so cruel Bob.

I am truly sorry about that mate!

 

if it makes it any better I am now down to 851,000 USD of my liquidated Thai assets,

 

the weekend just cost me big!

 

bob.

[giddyup]

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I am truly sorry about that mate!

 

if it makes it any better I am now down to 851,000 USD of my liquidated Thai assets,

 

the weekend just cost me big!

 

bob.

You realize that "crying wolf" only works once?

[noobexpat]

Poor georgegeorgia. Thought the coast was now clear to revive his flagging status as a formidable dross-poster. 

 

Ready to hit Operation Rekindle, with ....whats your favourite shade of sand on pattaya beach?

 

Akin to the poor folks of gaza: lost, forgotten and ignored. All hope has dwindled. 

 

 

 

Welcome back bob smythe 

 

 

[bob smith]

11 minutes ago, giddyup said:

You realize that "crying wolf" only works once?

define crying wolf.

 

bob.

[marin]

5 minutes ago, bob smith said:

define crying wolf.

 

Continually lying. 

[giddyup]

4 minutes ago, bob smith said:

define crying wolf.

 

bob.

The phrase 'Cry Wolf' is used to indicate that someone is exaggerating or raising a false alarm. Example of Use: “Don't pay attention to Peter (Bob); he's only crying wolf.”

[bob smith]

Just now, giddyup said:

The phrase 'Cry Wolf' is used to indicate that someone is exaggerating or raising a false alarm. Example of Use: “Don't pay attention to Peter (Bob); he's only crying wolf.”

...so why are you paying attention to me then?

 

shouldn't I be on your 'block list?'

 

 

bob.

[Stocky]

3 hours ago, BritManToo said:

I thought he had died and been reincarnated as Mr Pancake!

They're both Sam Stilton sock puppets

[BigStar]

3 hours ago, stoner said:

how is it any different than most other weekends you speak of. fool me once shame on ...shame on you...if fool me....... can't get fooled again.

 

[Dan O]

2 hours ago, bob smith said:

...April fools?

or the everyday variety?

 

bob.

So bob I would say your an everyday fool.  you claim to have sold everything you owned in your vast real estate empire in 24 hours, kicked the imaginary mrs smith to the curb, then asked the mods to delete your account, (which I think they should honor), hopped on a plane killing your visa on the way out cos your never coming back. Visited an adjacent country, got a call from the imaginary mrs smith whom you admittedly dont give a sh$t about and ran back here, quite the tale this time

 

I think a screen play is in the making with steve buscemi playing you, rosie odonell playing the imaginary mrs smith, and ru paul playing the varying cast of imaginary women that fall for your folex watch. We can flush out the other actors as we go along. Opening for gay postal worker, irrate russian slum neighbors, rude restaurant lady that tossed you for speaking thai in Thailand. special opening for Rajee Narinesingh, that first thai ladyboy that tossed you for not paying your bill after a fun filled weekend.  I think this could be a weekly series on Netflix.