Mrs. Smith is really starting to get on my nerves!

[Ralf001]

Kick her to the kerb, would not be the first you have done that...... this year !

[bob smith]

Just now, Ralf001 said:

Kick her to the kerb, would not be the first you have done that...... this year !

I thought you were at work?

 

bob.

[ChumpChange]

37 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up.

Cant actually blame her. She was probably exhausted after the first 45 minutes of you and Tom doing DP. 

[Ralf001]

1 minute ago, bob smith said:

I thought you were at work?

 

bob.

sitting in a boring management meeting.

[ChumpChange]

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

maybe.

 

only time will tell I guess.

let's see how she reacts when she can't use my card to pay for her perfume later...

 

bob.

Tell her when you couldn't locate the card you thought it got stolen and so you cancelled it. Tell her not to worry though, you should have a replacement card for her within 60 days. 

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

sitting in a boring management meeting.

I feel for you ralf.

 

Hang in there buddy.

 

soon be 5pm.

 

bob.

[foreverlomsak]

41 minutes ago, bob smith said:

3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home..

 

last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry.

tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it.

 

I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up.

we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!!

what's that all about?

tom wasn't pleased.

he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet.

poor lad.

 

whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal??

she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card!

 

it's getting to be beyond a joke now.

I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!!

it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game.

I've had it up to here!!!

 

bob.

 

Have a beer or 2 and calm down, no point in having a heart attack today while she's got your card

[Ralf001]

Just now, bob smith said:

I feel for you ralf.

 

Hang in there buddy.

 

soon be 5pm.

 

bob.

 

Am not complaining, getting paid to drink coffee and browse the internet... I feel a poo coming on, might as well get paid to sort that as well.

[ElwoodP]

No more talk about bodily functions please. 6 posts removed, keep it clean.

[ChumpChange]

49 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I've had it up to here!!!

 

bob.

 

Where?

[bob smith]

Just now, ElwoodP said:

No more talk about bodily functions please.

but the weak ejaculation article yesterday was fair game??

 

bob.

[ChumpChange]

51 minutes ago, bob smith said:

mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!!

what's that all about?

tom wasn't pleased.

Maybe if Tom had a go with her friend then Tom would have been pleased. Maybe next time consider all the options. 

[Jeff the Chef]

Unbelievable, 3 nights in a row, should have been out the door on night 2.

 

Bob, you have the patience of a Saint.

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

Maybe if Tom had a go with her friend then Tom would have been pleased. Maybe next time consider all the options. 

he was too hungry to do anything!!

he still hasn't woken up yet..

 

must be having a lie in.

 

bob.

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, Jeff the Chef said:

Unbelievable, 3 nights in a row, should have been out the door on night 2.

 

Bob, you have the patience of a Saint.

I know mate,

 

I should have door mate printed on my forehead!

 

bob.

[ChumpChange]

3 minutes ago, bob smith said:

but the weak ejaculation article yesterday was fair game??

 

bob.

Yeah, the cartoon attached by Crossy was the bees knees!

 

[bob smith]

Just now, ChumpChange said:

Yeah, the cartoon attached by Crossy was the bees knees!

 

Someone tell ElwoodP.

 

bob.

[bob smith]

2 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

Yeah, the cartoon attached by Crossy was the bees knees!

 

....so is it a case of, dare I say it, one rule for them and another for us? 🤔

 

bob.

[ChumpChange]

59 minutes ago, bob smith said:

it's getting to be beyond a joke now.

I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!!

Sheesh, sounds dire!

[ChumpChange]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home..

What does her employment contract say on this point?

[EVENKEEL]

33 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I think I've just figured out a way to get her back..

 

I know the mall opens at 10,

they've gone for coffee first..

 

so at 10:01 I'm gonna lock my credit card from my app and await her call.

then play dumb as long as I can..

 

should be fun 😄 

 

bob.

Mall opens at 1100.

[bob smith]

Just now, EVENKEEL said:

Mall opens at 1100.

the one near me opens at 10:00.

 

bob.

[EVENKEEL]

33 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I think I've just figured out a way to get her back..

 

I know the mall opens at 10,

they've gone for coffee first..

 

so at 10:01 I'm gonna lock my credit card from my app and await her call.

then play dumb as long as I can..

 

should be fun 😄 

 

bob.

Mall opens at 1100.

[ChumpChange]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

3 nights in a row she hasn't had my dinner on the table when I got home..

 

last night after I picked tom up at the airport I phoned her up to tell her we were on our way to the house and were both hungry.

tom was starving, he said the plane food wasn't up to it.

 

I gave her a good 2 hrs heads up.

we arrived home about 21:00, both expecting a slap up meal to be waiting us on the table and all we found was mrs. smith and her friend sat in front of the TV playing cards!!

what's that all about?

tom wasn't pleased.

he went to bed on an empty stomach and hasn't surfaced yet.

poor lad.

 

whats the point in having a wife if she wont even cook you and your mate a meal??

she's gone out now with her friend again, shopping on my credit card!

 

it's getting to be beyond a joke now.

I can't even remember the last time she made me breakfast in bed!!

it could be time to trade her in for a younger model if she doesn't up her game.

I've had it up to here!!!

 

bob.

 

Serious suggestion. Get a meal prep service to drop off 12 meals every 4 days. Then just 2 minutes in the microwave each time you're hungry you are your own uncle. You'll never eat a bad meal or go hungry again. Great value for money too. Thank me later. 

[ChaiyaTH]

That's the funny thing right, once they are used to the fact they are with us, the performance goes down the toilet and the demands go up like a flooding toilet. This while if I had some pay for play fun at home, they very often would be cleaning up half my condo while being there and if i had food, certainly wouldn't mind to cook too.

 

I regret being so ignorant in my earlier years, to not be willing to pay for a girlfriend, only pay for fun. One that demanded payments upfront, actually did a much better job. Because now I have a university degree one, who never asked money, but costing me more in total + headache.

 

Yes in a way it seems Thais always see it as somewhat a job. They perform exactly as employees VS freelancers you hire for the day (in real life business).

[ChumpChange]

Sorted!

 

[bob smith]

3 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

Serious suggestion. Get a meal prep service to drop off 12 meals every 4 days. Then just 2 minutes in the microwave each time you're hungry you are your own uncle. You'll never eat a bad meal or go hungry again. Great value for money too. Thank me later. 

I may just look into that.

 

It looks like Mrs. Smith is about to lose the only leverage she has left!

anyone looking for a new wife?

 

bob.

[ChumpChange]

2 minutes ago, ChaiyaTH said:

That's the funny thing right, once they are used to the fact they are with us, the performance goes down the toilet and the demands go up like a flooding toilet. This while if I had some pay for play fun at home, they very often would be cleaning up half my condo while being there and if i had food, certainly wouldn't mind to cook too.

 

I regret being so ignorant in my earlier years, to not be willing to pay for a girlfriend, only pay for fun. One that demanded payments upfront, actually did a much better job. Because now I have a university degree one, who never asked money, but costing me more in total + headache.

Someone posted this a few days ago:

 

Money is appreciated at first, then it's expected, then it becomes dependended upon and entitled. 

[ChumpChange]

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

 

anyone looking for a new wife?

 

bob.

lightly used?

[ChaiyaTH]

Just now, ChumpChange said:

lightly used?

I'd never do a new wife again, unless I am that very rare lucky guy meeting the perfect one, that stays perfect for the first 2-3 years. Otherwise better to pay for play.