Cupboards

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at

> > > >> work.

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> > > >> >Her 9-year old son (named Simon) comes home unexpectedly, sees them,

> > > >> >and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. The woman's husband also

> > > >> >comes home.

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> > > >> >She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little

> boy

> > > >> >is

> > > > in

> > > >> >there already.

> > > >> >

> > > >> >The little boy says, "Dark in here."

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> > > >> >The man says, "Yes, it is."

> > > >> >

> > > >> >Boy - "I have a football."

> > > >> >

> > > >> >Man - "That's nice."

> > > >> >

> > > >> >Boy - "Want to buy it?"

> > > >> >

> > > >> >Man - "No, thanks."

> > > >> >

> > > >> >Boy - "My dad's outside."

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> > > >> >Man - "OK, how much?"

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> > > >> >Boy - "£250"

> > > >> >

> > > >> >In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover

> > > >> >are in the cupboard together.

> > > >> >

> > > >> >Boy - "Dark in here."

> > > >> >

> > > >> >Man - "Yes, it is."

> > > >> >

> > > >> >Boy - "I have football boots."

> > > >> >

> > > >> >The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

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> > > >> >Boy - "£750"

> > > >> >

> > > >> >Man - "Sold."

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> > > >> >A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, "Grab your boots

> > > >> >and football, let's go outside and have a game of soccer.

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> > > >> >The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and boots."

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> > > >> >The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

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> > > >> >Boy -"£1,000."

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> > > >> >The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like

> > > >> that.

> > > >> >That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you

> to

> > > >> >church and make you confess."

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> > > >> >They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the

> > > >> >confession booth and he closes the door.

> > > >> >

> > > >> >The boy says, "Dark in here."

> > > >> >

> > > >> >The priest says, "Don't start that shit again. You're in my cupboard

> > > >> now"