Why would anyone fly thousands of miles for a joint which cost 4 times as much as they can get at home?
The cooch on the other hand may have something to do with it, especially with it being in Pattaya which we all know is strictly for mongers, who tends to enjoy a little tipple too 🤔
Google what? The new cabinet is in place and Freeland will be forgotten in a month. You forget how only a few short months ago there were demands for her to resign.
Understandable although I for one applaud them. In some ways they have “beaten the system” and most likely won’t have to deal with the onerous income taxes in Thailand.
I would however encourage them to check out Vietnam, as here in Da Nang, I’m seeing that the cost of living is 30-50% cheaper than Thailand and none of the constant immigration hoops to jump through. Agents handle the visas for a fraction of the cost too and they appear to be easily renewable every 90 days.
Sure, there isn’t as much choice but general basics for day to day stuff is much less expensive.
฿8-20 for a Bahn Mi sandwich
฿20 for a coffee
฿18 for a 330ml beer in the minimarts
฿25 for cigarettes
฿80 for a haircut
฿13/kg at the laundry shops (฿18 if you want pick up and delivery)
Fast food (McDonald’s) and wood fired pizza 30% cheaper
Cheaper rent (about 30% from what I have seen and more for higher end places)
Cheaper healthcare in the international hospital
Cooler weather (currently 71 F)
Cleaner air (compared to what I experienced 10 years ago)
No fat women (for those who are in Thailand for that sort of thing)
Next to no police presence (unless they are all plain clothes and I don’t see them)
Better footpaths/sidewalks (but more motorbikes parked on them)
MUCH cleaner beaches
In my youth (many moons ago) I once considered asking an Indian girl out on a date until I found out her name was "MIngeeter", then I changed my mind as I could not see the point in dating a "Rug Munching Lesbo".🤪
As I got older I took a job in a warehouse, and part of my duties were as a "First Aid" Responder...
One day, an Indian or it could have been a Pakistani (who knows, they all smell the same!) fell off a ladder and someone shouted! "Don't just stand there! Quick call him a <deleted>ng Ambulance"!
So as my training kicked in, I leaned over his lifeless body and did us that! I called him a "<deleted> Ambulance" but apparently he could not hear me!
Then a voice shouted ! Give him CPR!!!
The Paradics arrrived about 15 minute later and as I was blowing air up his now exposed Arse the Paramedics shouted to me WTF! THAT IS NOT HOW TO GIVE CPR!
I SHOUTED BACK HAVE YOU SMELT HIS <deleted> BREATH!...🤢🤮🤮
Hmmm I wonder if these 2 classic jokes will be appreciated?😎
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