Does your Thai wife or girlfriend ever foot the bill?

[Lacessit]

1 hour ago, BarBoy said:

...I'm calling BS on this one!

Why? It's as good as the stuff you are posting.

 

I should have started putting a thousand baht aside for every time a poster made these claims when I first came on Thai Visa. I'd be driving a 7 -series Beemer by now if I had.

[Lacessit]

14 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

 

Exactly, definitely not the reason I married her, mate. It was because of her unmatched beauty that I tied the knot with her, if I am to be fully honest. She didn’t even know about the four kids from my previous marriage, or all their unpaid debts, until about six months after we did our nuptials. And then, like any good wife would do, she went straight ahead and paid off all their debts and school fees right away.

 

Oh, and my kids now call her Angel, they say it’s easier for them than trying to pronounce her Thai name. Fitting, really, don’t you think?

Kudos for your imagination. You have outdone BB/Colin/Bob, and I think he is sulking.

[ChumpChange]

9 minutes ago, mokwit said:

It's good you kids don't refer to her as 'the Thai'.

 

When you borrowed all that money against your land with each new loan to pay the interest on the old ones, you probably weren't thinking it was something you could tell her about, but when she saw you moping around and she asked why you suddenly weren't happy, and you explained how could be happy when you had "big ploblem cannot talk about", and she asked what it was and you told her and how you would lose the land she built your house on.......

Ah, you caught me there, mate. That’s exactly how it happened. I wasn’t exactly rushing to share my whole “big ploblem” with her, but she’s sharp, isn’t she? But all Thai wives are like that. She caught me moping about and dragged it out of me. When I told her I’d borrowed against the land so many times that it was about to vanish into the ether, I thought she might lose it.

 

But no, not her. Not my Angel. She just rolled her eyes, muttered something about men and their “stupid ploblems,” and then rushed off to make a few phone calls. Next thing I know, it’s all sorted. Loans paid, land secure, and she even managed to throw in a few upgrades to the old house on the land while she was at it.

 

Honestly, I don’t know how she puts up with me. She’s a Thai miracle worker wife, plain and simple.

[Hummin]

2 hours ago, BarBoy said:

Mrs. Neville (born to a family of wealthy landowners) is your classic sugar mama. She always takes care of the bill and would find it very offensive if I ever offered to pay. She's been a bit grumpy of late but we have now kissed and made up, and she's taking me for a slap up meal later tonight at one of the most expensive joints in town..

 

She dresses me in the all finest clobber, my wardrobe is full of swanky shirts and snazzy jeans - she's definitely a keeper.

 

We have our ups and downs and to be honest the downs usually stem from when I offer to pay for something out of my own pocket. She gets really annoyed and always asks 'why you want to pay? you already know I have money...' before slamming her platinum credit card down on the cashiers desk..

 

Is it the same for you lot?

Bob Bob Bob 

 

Yes, my wife pays all my bills, because she have access to all my founds in Thailand, and even holds a credit card with 500k on it in credit. 

 

I never pay a bill in Thailand. 

[ChumpChange]

29 minutes ago, Nick Carter icp said:

 

   Can I go there tomorrow ?

I've got a spare day tomorrow ?

For sure, do come, and bring a few of your other mates with you too, if you feel so inclined. I've just called the wife and alerted her that we're going to have a few extra guests. So she's already ordered a few extra bottles of Champagne and 75 year old whiskey to have on board, using her debit card of course, just in case we all get extra thirsty. She's the best. Always thinks of everything. Where would I be without her unmatched smarts and quick thinking on the fly?

[BarBoy]

Just now, Hummin said:

 

 

Yes, my wife pays all my bills, because she have access to all my founds in Thailand, and even holds a credit card with 500k on it in credit. 

 

I never pay a bill in Thailand. 

doesn't she have her own money?

 

you need to up your game pal!

 

Maybe I can lend you a nice new shirt?....

[GammaGlobulin]

She would if she could.

 

[Hummin]

1 minute ago, BarBoy said:

doesn't she have her own money?

 

you need to up your game pal!

 

Maybe I can lend you a nice new shirt?....

Why, she is the purest form of gold digger. Expert level 10. When that is said, she let me live at her farm I paid for.

 

I make her happy, she makes me happy.

 

I never needed to make up with my wife, we are always happy. Very happy and no worries 

[khunJam]

1 hour ago, BarBoy said:

and you do, khunSpam?...

 

Colin.

Yes that’s right Mr Bobby, for you it is KhunSpam

[willip]

2 hours ago, mokwit said:

Everybody's wife/girlfriend on here pays for everything themselves.

Mine always pays! But with my money.!

[BarBoy]

11 minutes ago, Hummin said:

I never needed to make up with my wife, we are always happy. Very happy and no worries 

...that's what they all say! 

 

😉

[Hummin]

4 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

...that's what they all say! 

 

😉

I'm a grown up man, and she is a grown up woman, so we both had history, made some experiences and know when we have something valuable, and do what we canto maintain what we have. 

 

It is personality and attitude we both cherish and trying to maintain. 

 

Happy wife, happy life

[short-Timer]

2 hours ago, BarBoy said:

...I'm calling

BS

on this one!

 

BS stands for Bull Shirts?

[BarBoy]

15 minutes ago, Hummin said:

Happy wife, happy life

hmmmm, yeah, until she takes you to the cleaners.

 

then it's happy wife, homeless husband..

 

but I get your point! ....

[short-Timer]

15 minutes ago, Hummin said:

Happy wife, happy life

No wife, happy life

[short-Timer]

From my short time on this Forum so far, this BarBoy character appears to act very much like Trump. Lies and inflates the truth, makes up everything as he goes, poor at covering his tracks, comes up with insulting names for many other posters, praises posters who admire him, and attacks any who don't. Total Trumpian narcissistic behavioral disorder. Is there anything else about this BarBoy poster that I am not aware of?

[BarBoy]

5 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

From my short time on this Forum so far, this BarBoy character appears to act very much like Trump. Lies and inflates the truth, makes up everything as he goes, poor at covering his tracks, comes up with insulting names for many other posters, praises posters who admire him, and attacks any who don't. Total Trumpian narcissistic behavioral disorder. Is there anything else about this BarBoy poster that I am not aware of?

....what was your previous name here before you got banned?

 

Colin.

[Nick Carter icp]

51 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

For sure, do come, and bring a few of your other mates with you too, if you feel so inclined. I've just called the wife and alerted her that we're going to have a few extra guests. So she's already ordered a few extra bottles of Champagne and 75 year old whiskey to have on board, using her debit card of course, just in case we all get extra thirsty. She's the best. Always thinks of everything. Where would I be without her unmatched smarts and quick thinking on the fly?

 

   Sounds great , where shall I meet you tomorrow ?

[Hummin]

16 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

 

 

then it's happy wife, homeless husband..

What makes you think so? 

[short-Timer]

7 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

....what was your previous name here before you got banned?

 

Colin.

 

Well, they used to call me bar boy until I got banned from so many bars in Chiang Mai prior to Covid for drinking so much and often needing to be escorted back home.
 

But they usually just call me Short-timer for the last few years. Maybe because of my stature, or possibly because of something else, but I'm not exactly sure. But I don't mind the name. I guess it kind of suits me in some way.

Have you ever gone by any other names besides Colin?

[mokwit]

3 minutes ago, Hummin said:

What makes you think so? 

Experience. If you have a defined benefit pension that pays out more with you alive than dead you will have along happy life.

[mokwit]

1 hour ago, ChumpChange said:

For sure, do come, and bring a few of your other mates with you too, if you feel so inclined. I've just called the wife and alerted her that we're going to have a few extra guests. So she's already ordered a few extra bottles of Champagne and 75 year old whiskey to have on board, using her debit card of course, just in case we all get extra thirsty. She's the best. Always thinks of everything. Where would I be without her unmatched smarts and quick thinking on the fly?

I imagine with a wife like that you must have been pulled to the very bosom of the village. People sitting at the restaurant call you over and before you know it food and drink have been ordered and everyone is having such a good time that your wife feels she really should pick up the tab.

[Hummin]

10 minutes ago, mokwit said:

Experience. If you have a defined benefit pension that pays out more with you alive than dead you will have along happy life.

My experience is, more people stays happy together, than those who are unhappy and also get divorced.

 

So I guess I I've by my experiences, and you by yours. 

 

And for those whomdo not succeed, there is an easy explanation why it went to hell

[BarBoy]

15 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

Have you ever gone by any other names besides Colin?

No.

 

Never.

[Dan O]

4 hours ago, BarBoy said:

Mrs. Neville (born to a family of wealthy landowners) is your classic sugar mama. She always takes care of the bill and would find it very offensive if I ever offered to pay. She's been a bit grumpy of late but we have now kissed and made up, and she's taking me for a slap up meal later tonight at one of the most expensive joints in town..

 

She dresses me in the all finest clobber, my wardrobe is full of swanky shirts and snazzy jeans - she's definitely a keeper.

 

We have our ups and downs and to be honest the downs usually stem from when I offer to pay for something out of my own pocket. She gets really annoyed and always asks 'why you want to pay? you already know I have money...' before slamming her platinum credit card down on the cashiers desk..

 

Is it the same for you lot?

Bob.  You j ow the funny thing is Ms Neville does tge same for my too. Does she leave you a tip on the nightstand before she goes ?

[BarBoy]

Just now, Dan O said:

Bob.  You j ow the funny thing is Ms Neville does tge same for my too. Does she leave you a tip on the nightstand before she goes ?

....in English please, if you may.

[a3tsw]

4 hours ago, BarBoy said:

Mrs. Neville (born to a family of wealthy landowners) is your classic sugar mama. She always takes care of the bill and would find it very offensive if I ever offered to pay. She's been a bit grumpy of late but we have now kissed and made up, and she's taking me for a slap up meal later tonight at one of the most expensive joints in town..

 

She dresses me in the all finest clobber, my wardrobe is full of swanky shirts and snazzy jeans - she's definitely a keeper.

 

We have our ups and downs and to be honest the downs usually stem from when I offer to pay for something out of my own pocket. She gets really annoyed and always asks 'why you want to pay? you already know I have money...' before slamming her platinum credit card down on the cashiers desk..

 

Is it the same for you lot?

Did you never get your sin sod returned to you? 🤣 No such thing as a free lunch , as they say ..

[Dan O]

41 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

....in English please, if you 

Bob.  You know the funny thing is Ms Neville does the same for my too. Does she leave you a tip on the nightstand before she goes ?

[BarBoy]

17 minutes ago, Dan O said:

Bob.  You know the funny thing is Ms Neville does the same for my too. Does she leave you a tip on the nightstand before she goes ?

....how many have you had to drink tonight???

[Dan O]

54 minutes ago, BarBoy said:

....how many have you had to drink tonight???

0. How many have you had?