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1 hour ago, Elvis Presley said:

...It doesn't mean I no longer drink at all...

 

it just means I don't drink with the farang losers and the hyena hookers in the girly bars anymore!

 

regards,

Elvis.

Most likely because they can't stand (any of) you!

Posted
10 minutes ago, OneMoreFarang said:

That is not entirely true.

 

Arrive sober in your regular bar late at night and possibly you get above impression.

Arrive earlier and drink together with everybody and you will have a good time with your mates. 

 

 

Day time bar dwellers are the worst..

 

The stories I have heard from these sad, old, lonely losers would make your toes curl!

 

regards,

Elvis.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Elvis Presley said:

Since being on my medication and stopping frequenting bars and brothels - my life has improved dramatically. No longer do I surround myself with negative people who have lost faith in themselves and their lives, but only with successful, rich and confident people.

 

What I have noticed since joining their little club is that they all have the same state of mind - they are goal oriented, hard working, project an air of self confidence at all times and exude success. You can almost smell it on them, they talk the talk and walk the walk! Just by altering the way one dresses on a daily basis can have amazing implications for your overall mental wellbeing.

 

I've just come back from the doctor who has said that, given my current mental state and the progress I am making, I should be off the meds in about 4 weeks.

 

I am also planning a trip to Pattaya soon, just to eyeball all the balding old losers sat drinking in the girly bars at 9am in tank tops, just to remind myself what I definitely do not want to become...

 

That is all for now.

 

regards,

Elvis from Tupelo.

what garbage is this.  it's made me laugh if nothing else ....  get a life Elvis ..  :burp:and I'll just grab another cold Chang. 

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1 minute ago, steven100 said:

what garbage is this.  it's made me laugh if nothing else ....  get a life Elvis ..  :burp:and I'll just grab another cold Chang. 

Me too.

 

I still drink. Just not with the blood sucking prozzies around me like mosquitos!

 

regards,

Elvis.

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Posted
1 hour ago, Elvis Presley said:

I am also planning a trip to Pattaya soon, just to eyeball all the balding old losers sat drinking in the girly bars at 9am in tank tops, just to remind myself what I definitely do not want to become...

Let us know how things are going when slide back into your old ways, especially when you’re off your meds is when we really want to hear from you.

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Just now, novacova said:

Let us know how things are going when slide back into your old ways, especially when you’re off your meds is when we really want to hear from you.

go cough up a lung!

 

regards,

Elvis.

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Posted
Just now, scottiejohn said:

Like all your post under all your names!

I am Elvis Presley.

 

Not sure who you are referring to...

 

regards,

err, Elvis.

Posted
1 hour ago, Elvis Presley said:

Since being on my medication and stopping frequenting bars and brothels - my life has improved dramatically. No longer do I surround myself with negative people who have lost faith in themselves and their lives, but only with successful, rich and confident people.

 

What I have noticed since joining their little club is that they all have the same state of mind - they are goal oriented, hard working, project an air of self confidence at all times and exude success. You can almost smell it on them, they talk the talk and walk the walk! Just by altering the way one dresses on a daily basis can have amazing implications for your overall mental wellbeing.

 

I've just come back from the doctor who has said that, given my current mental state and the progress I am making, I should be off the meds in about 4 weeks.

 

I am also planning a trip to Pattaya soon, just to eyeball all the balding old losers sat drinking in the girly bars at 9am in tank tops, just to remind myself what I definitely do not want to become...

 

That is all for now.

 

regards,

Elvis from Tupelo.

My daughter recently found out , my wife & I traveled from up north down to Jomtein for a 1 week holiday.

 

The first 2 nights were a nightmare on Soi Elm St., so to speak.


My daughter in the states asked how was it at the beach!

 

Instead of being my usual way, I stopped short of talking about the bad experiences and said It was enjoyable.

Shopping, walking and seeing the ocean ,period 

 

I owe mostly all of my good experiences to

being financially successful, while appeasing others. I love appeasing ones who respect my success.Im told I have a good heart, Jai dee.

You’ll always be who you are.

Ric’s world

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Posted
2 hours ago, Elvis Presley said:

Since being on my medication and stopping frequenting bars and brothels - my life has improved dramatically. No longer do I surround myself with negative people who have lost faith in themselves and their lives, but only with successful, rich and confident people.

 

What I have noticed since joining their little club is that they all have the same state of mind - they are goal oriented, hard working, project an air of self confidence at all times and exude success. You can almost smell it on them, they talk the talk and walk the walk! Just by altering the way one dresses on a daily basis can have amazing implications for your overall mental wellbeing.

 

I've just come back from the doctor who has said that, given my current mental state and the progress I am making, I should be off the meds in about 4 weeks.

 

I am also planning a trip to Pattaya soon, just to eyeball all the balding old losers sat drinking in the girly bars at 9am in tank tops, just to remind myself what I definitely do not want to become...

 

That is all for now.

 

regards,

Elvis from Tupelo.

 

Now, this is rich. Bung Bruised Bobby has reinvented himself yet again, now parading around as a born-again beacon of success, freshly baptized in the sacred waters of self-improvement well, because, of course, a few anti-depressant pills and a cheap Mike's Department Store wardrobe change have magically transformed him from the angry barstool boozing philosopher into a titan of business acumen overnight.

 

Tell me, Bobby Braggart, do your new “successful, rich, and confident” mates know about your repugnant past of sulking over 90-day reports, dodging toothbrushes, and getting publicly flogged by high-heeled bar-tarts? Or do you introduce yourself as a “PR-bound property mogul Robert Colin Smith from Dorset with a keen interest in personal development,” conveniently omitting the part about the past decade spent marinating in cheap tins of piss and regret?

 

And this upcoming Pattaya pilgrimage, a self-righteous field trip (to the place you never actually left) to gawk at the very crowd you spent years blending seamlessly into, now how’s that gonna work, Bobby Bubbles? You’re going to strut through Soi 6 in your freshly pressed polo shirt, chest puffed out, sneering at the tank-top warriors like some sort of fallen pagan who has finally reached enlightenment? Careful, mate. The last time you tried to look down on Pattaya’s great unwashed, you ended up face down in the gutter with ladyboy lipstick smeared across your groin.

 

But let’s be real, four weeks back off those little pink serotonin reuptake inhibitor tabs you are gulping on now and we’ll be right back to the usual bob smith cycle. Another existential crisis, another bag of hallucinogenic substances, self-loathing, another dramatic post about how “it’s time to leave Thailand and flounce off for good.” We’ve seen this “Reborn Bobby Bubbles” act before, and let’s be honest, it’s about as convincing as your PR permit application; pure heartbroken delusional fantasy bruv.

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Posted
2 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

 

Now, this is rich. Bung Bruised Bobby has reinvented himself yet again, now parading around as a born-again beacon of success, freshly baptized in the sacred waters of self-improvement well, because, of course, a few anti-depressant pills and a cheap Mike's Department Store wardrobe change have magically transformed him from the angry barstool boozing philosopher into a titan of business acumen overnight.

 

Tell me, Bobby Braggart, do your new “successful, rich, and confident” mates know about your repugnant past of sulking over 90-day reports, dodging toothbrushes, and getting publicly flogged by high-heeled bar-tarts? Or do you introduce yourself as a “PR-bound property mogul Robert Colin Smith from Dorset with a keen interest in personal development,” conveniently omitting the past decade spent marinating in cheap tins of piss and regret?

 

And this upcoming Pattaya pilgrimage, a self-righteous field trip (to the place you never actually left) to gawk at the very crowd you spent years blending seamlessly into, now how’s that gonna to work, Bobby Bubbles? You’re going to strut through Soi 6 in your freshly pressed polo shirt, chest puffed out, sneering at the tank-top warriors like some sort of fallen pagan who has finally reached enlightenment? Careful, mate. The last time you tried to look down on Pattaya’s great unwashed, you ended up face down in the gutter with ladyboy lipstick smeared across your groin.

 

But let’s be real, four weeks back off the meds and we’ll be right back to the usual bob smith cycle. Another existential crisis, another kilo of meth, self-loathing, another dramatic post about how “it’s time to leave Thailand and flounce off for good.” We’ve seen this “Reborn Bobby Bubbles” act before, and let’s be honest, it’s about as convincing as your PR permit application; pure heartbroken delusional fantasy bruv.

....I bloody love it when you reply to my threads!

 

Even though I'm not sure who bob is...

 

regards,

Elvis.

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Elvis Presley said:

....I bloody love it when you reply to my threads!

 

Even though I'm not sure who bob is...

 

regards,

Elvis.

 

Oh, Bobert, you old scamp! Of course, you love it when I reply, you live for the sh*tz and giggles, don’t you? It’s the closest thing to real human connection you ever get these days in your rubber room. A little back-and-forth, a bit of playful jousting, all while you sip your lukewarm Leo and pretend you’re too above it all to care.

 

And this “I don’t know who Bob is” routine; mate, you’ve been running this tired gag longer than you’ve been running from ladyboy panty stains. The only person in this thread who doesn’t know who Bob is… is Bob himself, lost in yet another one of his ever-evolving, self-reinvention delusions.

 

But don’t worry, Bobby The Laggard, I’ll always be here to keep you grounded in reality, somebody’s got to do it innit mate. 

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Posted
1 hour ago, Elvis Presley said:

Since being on my medication and stopping frequenting bars and brothels - my life has improved dramatically. No longer do I surround myself with negative people who have lost faith in themselves and their lives, but only with successful, rich and confident people.

 

What I have noticed since joining their little club is that they all have the same state of mind - they are goal oriented, hard working, project an air of self confidence at all times and exude success. You can almost smell it on them, they talk the talk and walk the walk! Just by altering the way one dresses on a daily basis can have amazing implications for your overall mental wellbeing.

 

I've just come back from the doctor who has said that, given my current mental state and the progress I am making, I should be off the meds in about 4 weeks.

 

I am also planning a trip to Pattaya soon, just to eyeball all the balding old losers sat drinking in the girly bars at 9am in tank tops, just to remind myself what I definitely do not want to become...

 

That is all for now.

 

regards,

Elvis from Tupelo.

So you became friends with successful people? In Thailand? 

 

Climbed the latter from a drunk on the barstool to successfully socializing with the rich? 

 

That's impressive 👏 Congratulations 

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Posted
20 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

We’ve seen this “Reborn Bobby Bubbles” act before, and let’s be honest, it’s about as convincing as your PR permit application; pure heartbroken delusional fantasy bruv.

Brilliant!

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Posted
1 minute ago, Hummin said:

So you became friends with successful people? In Thailand? 

 

Climbed the latter from a drunk on the barstool to successfully socializing with the rich? 

 

That's impressive 👏 Congratulations 

Bob's new dream medication certainly seems to be doing something for him!

Unfortunately we have to suffer the resulting posts!

Posted
30 minutes ago, ChumpChange said:

 

Oh, Bobert, you old scamp! Of course, you love it when I reply, you live for the sh*tz and giggles, don’t you? It’s the closest thing to real human connection you ever get these days in your rubber room. A little back-and-forth, a bit of playful jousting, all while you sip your lukewarm Leo and pretend you’re too above it all to care.

 

And this “I don’t know who Bob is” routine; mate, you’ve been running this tired gag longer than you’ve been running from ladyboy panty stains. The only person in this thread who doesn’t know who Bob is… is Bob himself, lost in yet another one of his ever-evolving, self-reinvention delusions.

 

But don’t worry, Bobby The Laggard, I’ll always be here to keep you grounded in reality, somebody’s got to do it innit mate. 

....we mates now then?

 

regards,

Elvis.

Posted
28 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

Bob's new dream medication certainly seems to be doing something for him!

Unfortunately we have to suffer the resulting posts!

 

 

Not if you block him....

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Posted
4 minutes ago, hotandsticky said:

 

 

Not if you block him....

Oh no!  I need to find some idiot to vent my frustrations on/with and Bob is oh so gullible and idiotic!

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Posted
2 hours ago, Elvis Presley said:

it's a holiday, i'm getting hammered with rich friends at my pad.

 

end of.

 

regards,

Elvis.

Is it OK if Mrs Smith and myself stop by.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Elvis Presley said:

Day time bar dwellers are the worst..

 

The stories I have heard from these sad, old, lonely losers would make your toes curl!

 

So what? Surely you're of an age where you realise that what other people do or say for the most part simply doesn't matter at all.

Posted
2 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

Did you take her of his hands?

If so all I can say is "what a gentleman" you are sir!

I felt sorry for her after her telling me all the dumb sh$t she tolerated from her deranged husband. Plus she has a nice bank account. Now I'm a kept man.

Posted
10 hours ago, impulse said:

Being successful is all about state of mind.

 

Having a full head of hair, Tom Selleck good looks, and rich parents can't hurt, either.

 

so you want to be gay like TS to succeed ? why not.

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