I've just been on a professional 'escort' service site and hired 4 of the best looking asian women I could find. Pure white skin, flatboard stomachs and big rear ends..

 

All for overnight stay, cost me around 2,000 USD. I'm not bothered, I've made 5 times as much as that today anyway.

 

Hope you all enjoy your saturday night, fellas.

The ladies will be arriving soon.

 

regards,

bob.

Jackanory 

$2000 for a premature ejaculation. The ladies will have more fun with that than you do.

2 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

$2000 for a premature ejaculation. The ladies will have more fun with that than you do.

I can go all night me fella.

 

The ladies won't know what hit em!

 

regards,

bob the boner. 

Nice story. 

You must have a very big bed Bob , can you take some photos of the girls ,

just to prove you are not telling fibs ....and why do you have to keep telling

Aseannow , what you are going to do , and how much money you allegedly

have 

 

regards worgeordie 

4 minutes ago, chickenslegs said:

did your mrs take that Pic?

it's not your best side, i've gotta say....

 

regards,

bob.

17 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

I've just been on a professional 'escort' service site and hired 4 of the best looking asian women I could find. Pure white skin, flatboard stomachs and big rear ends..

 

All for overnight stay, cost me around 2,000 USD. I'm not bothered, I've made 5 times as much as that today anyway.

 

Hope you all enjoy your saturday night, fellas.

The ladies will be arriving soon.

 

regards,

bob.

🤥.........

So escort agencies charge around 67,000 Baht per girl for the night?

 

Why want four? Three of 'em are gonna be bored <deleted>less! 🤣

1 minute ago, BenCrew said:

So escort agencies charge around 67,000 Baht per girl for the night?

 

Why want four? Three of 'em are gonna be bored <deleted>less! 🤣

that's for 4.

 

can you not read??

 

regards,

bob.

 "Big night on the cards tonight.".. so your going to play Snap with 4 ladies tonight 

  regards Worgeordie

We have a huge worldwide problem with Global Warming, one of the major contributors is methane gas. Its produced by the cows and bulls pooping all day and night. 

Please stop posting up all this BS you are harming our environment. 

 

15 minutes ago, marin said:

We have a huge worldwide problem with Global Warming, one of the major contributors is methane gas. Its produced by the cows and bulls pooping all day and night. 

Please stop posting up all this BS you are harming our environment. 

 

Sounds like sour grapes to me, marin?

 

Bob.

Only 4 Bob? That's so 1990. Rookie numbers, wouldn't you say? You need to up your game a bit. It's 2025. Why not spring for a full starting lineup and a couple of subs?

 

But no worries, enjoy your evening playing charades. Maybe tomorrow you can tell us more about the private jet you just bought with the spare change in your sock drawer?

2 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

I've just been on a professional 'escort' service site and hired 4 of the best looking asian women I could find. Pure white skin, flatboard stomachs and big rear ends..

 

All for overnight stay, cost me around 2,000 USD. I'm not bothered, I've made 5 times as much as that today anyway.

 

Hope you all enjoy your saturday night, fellas.

The ladies will be arriving soon.

 

regards,

bob.

What sort of sad sack feels the need to post something like this?

I feel sorry for you Bob.

1 minute ago, Stocky said:

What sort of sad sack feels the need to post something like this?

I feel sorry for you Bob.

It seems to be a topic all about making the sack feel good, no?

1 hour ago, Stocky said:

What sort of sad sack feels the need to post something like this?

I feel sorry for you Bob.

You read it 

3 hours ago, Robert_Smith said:

I can go all night me fella.

 

The ladies won't know what hit em!

 

regards,

bob the boner. 

Careful now. A double does of Cialis might send you into arrhythmia.

Make sure you get a reach around.

4 hours ago, BenCrew said:

So escort agencies charge around 67,000 Baht per girl for the night?

 

Why want four? Three of 'em are gonna be bored <deleted>less! 🤣

Still right about the last bit!

5 hours ago, worgeordie said:

You must have a very big bed Bob , can you take some photos of the girls ,

just to prove you are not telling fibs ....and why do you have to keep telling

Aseannow , what you are going to do , and how much money you allegedly

have 

 

regards worgeordie 

He would, but his phone battery is (jolly inconveniently) flat!

Does Bob get paid for this crap?

The Op must get very sore hands after a while.

11 hours ago, JBChiangRai said:

Jackanory 

For those who are unfamiliar with the term, from Google AI:

 

"Jackanory" is the name of a BBC children's TV show that ran from 1965 to 1996. It also refers to a phrase used to indicate that someone is lying or making up a story. 

But the real question on everyone's mind: Did any of them have a bigger tallywhacker than you?

What a night that was! well worth 2 grand!

 

Haven't slept a wink yet,

shot as many times at goal as Mo Salah!

 

The girls have just left, but im still wide awake..

might head down the pub.

 

regards,

bob.

 

5 minutes ago, Robert_Smith said:

What a night that was! well worth 2 grand!

 

Haven't slept a wink yet,

shot as many times at goal as Mo Salah!

 

The girls have just left, but im still wide awake..

might head down the pub.

 

regards,

bob.

 

Why do you have to lie so much?  ,You just feel inadequate or you have no real freinds. I think you need some professional help.

11 hours ago, JAG said:

He would, but his phone battery is (jolly inconveniently) flat!

No, I think the girls arrived.

4 minutes ago, theshu25 said:

Why do you have to lie so much?  ,You just feel inadequate or you have no real freinds. I think you need some professional help.

Its all he has got. Notice he bumps his own thread early so he has something to live for. One more day of a terminal fantasy created by the OP.