Alcatraz, Tariffs, and a Third Term. 100 Days, Zero Deals, and the Circus of Delusion.

[Lewie London]

So, guess who’s gone full Bond villain this week? Your president, himself, just announced he’s reopening Alcatraz. Yeah, the prison. Apparently Rikers wasn’t dystopian enough, so he’s bringing back a rock in the middle of shark-infested waters to chuck felons into, like it’s 1934 and America’s one bad day from becoming a Batman reboot. I swear, if he starts shipping in uniforms from Spirit Halloween, I’m out. One of his fans told me it’s “about restoring order.” Bruv, you can’t restore order with a prison that closed when my nan still thought Elvis was fit.

 

Meanwhile, he’s out here blaming Biden for the economy like a lad who burnt down his own shed and then pointed at his neighbour’s cat. “Biden’s wrecked it!” he cries, while quietly begging China to come ‘round for tea and trade talks. It’s like torching your ex’s house and then sending her a LinkedIn message asking if she wants to collaborate on a startup. You slapped down tariffs bigger than your own ego, mate, and now you’re surprised no one’s bringing soybeans to the party?

 

And trade deals? Don’t even go there. First 100 days and not a single deal signed. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilcho. The only thing he’s traded is truth for merch sales. One of his lads told me, “He’s playing the long game.” Yeah, so long it loops back round to 2018 where we pretend tariffs work like friendship bracelets. Name me one deal, go on. I’ll wait. I’ll be over here watching paint dry and it’ll have a better G7 strategy than your leader.

 

But what’s he doing instead of leading? He’s floating the idea of a third term. Third! Like he’s flipping burgers and just fancies one more shift. You tell his fans this and they say, “It’s only talk.” Yeah, so was Brexit. So was NFTs. Next thing you know, he’s having himself knighted in the Rose Garden and declaring “King Day” where everyone’s forced to pledge allegiance to a cardboard cutout of him riding a bald eagle.

 

And while he’s begging China for trade talks with one hand, he’s trying to throttle immigration with the other. Mass deportations, wartime powers, emergency this and emergency that. Mate’s running the country like it’s a superhero crossover and he’s the final boss. Said he wants to round up “the worst of the worst” and send ‘em packing, but all I’ve seen so far is families split, asylum seekers jailed, and a bunch of budget ICE officers confusing South America with IKEA locations.

 

Of course, his fans think this is all genius. “He’s protecting us,” they say, while failing to notice the economy’s nosediving like a budget Ryanair flight. The man’s selling digital trading cards of himself dressed as Superman while the dollar wheezes like a 90-year-old asthmatic. At this rate, the only thing he’s protecting is his right to pretend he’s still president while charging $29.99 for a signed bible made in China.

 

And don’t you love how every new scandal just slides right off? Felony charges? Doesn’t matter. Screwing the economy? Who cares. It’s all “fake news” or “deep state,” innit. Meanwhile, he’s signing bills with crayons and declaring economic warfare on films with subtitles. I asked one lad why Trump is doing nothing and he goes, “He’s building suspense.” What, like a Netflix drama? Bruv, this ain’t Stranger Things. It’s just strange.

 

So yeah, America’s not under siege from immigrants or globalists or some lizard pedo cabal. It’s under siege from absolute loons who think Alcatraz is the future of justice, that zero trade deals is 5D strategy, and that begging China for a chat while deporting half the continent is “alpha energy.” At this point, the only thing getting deported is logic.

[Real Name Hidden]

Unhinged and going off the rails.

[retayl]

200 of the worlds 195 countries are “kissing his ass” & gagging for deals. And don’t start me on the penguins, he’s really got them mothers panicking.

[ThreeCardMonte]

Quite the accomplishments compared to Biden’s first 100 days.

 

Let alone 4 years in office.

[Rob Browder]

6 minutes ago, Lewie London said:

So yeah, America’s not under siege from immigrants or globalists or some lizard pedo cabal. It’s under siege from absolute loons who think Alcatraz is the future of justice, that zero trade deals is 5D strategy, and that begging China for a chat while deporting half the continent is “alpha energy.”

The "mass deportations" are as FAKE as everything else he "talks" about.  Americans are held in "hand to mouth" poverty by ~50-Million Illegal aliens, and tens-of-millions more "legal" foreigners - almost all from dirt-poor countries - all more than willing to undercut Americans on wages, because it is "less bad" than what their ancestors created for them at home.

 

Trump is doing NOTHING about that.  In fact - it gets worse.  Now, he proposes a Shamnesty, where he provides them with a taxpayer-funded "stipend" to fly home, then come back "legally" to continue occupying American's former jobs - making sure he and his friends NEVER have to pay 1st World Wages to Americans, EVER Again.

 

As far as Alcatraz,,the "pope" pic, etc - just more bread and circuses to get his base morons and their blue-haired evil-twin morons to fight over Exactly NOTHING which will impact their lives in any meaningful way,

... such as, say, enforcing the existing felony prohibiting employing Illegal Aliens, which would ensure the Illegals lost their jobs, and had no reason to stay any more - so that 1/2 of the American people could return to the middle-class.

[Gandtee]

I've noticed his syrup of fig (wig) is looking a bit frayed around the edges and a bit floppy across his bonse. Is it getting ready to call it a day? It can't cover up for him forever. He is looking more and more like an over-the-hill drag queen.😄

[Harrisfan]

King Trump. World's best troll.

[jvs]

1 hour ago, Lewie London said:

So, guess who’s gone full Bond villain this week? Your president, himself, just announced he’s reopening Alcatraz. Yeah, the prison. Apparently Rikers wasn’t dystopian enough, so he’s bringing back a rock in the middle of shark-infested waters to chuck felons into, like it’s 1934 and America’s one bad day from becoming a Batman reboot. I swear, if he starts shipping in uniforms from Spirit Halloween, I’m out. One of his fans told me it’s “about restoring order.” Bruv, you can’t restore order with a prison that closed when my nan still thought Elvis was fit.

 

Meanwhile, he’s out here blaming Biden for the economy like a lad who burnt down his own shed and then pointed at his neighbour’s cat. “Biden’s wrecked it!” he cries, while quietly begging China to come ‘round for tea and trade talks. It’s like torching your ex’s house and then sending her a LinkedIn message asking if she wants to collaborate on a startup. You slapped down tariffs bigger than your own ego, mate, and now you’re surprised no one’s bringing soybeans to the party?

 

And trade deals? Don’t even go there. First 100 days and not a single deal signed. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilcho. The only thing he’s traded is truth for merch sales. One of his lads told me, “He’s playing the long game.” Yeah, so long it loops back round to 2018 where we pretend tariffs work like friendship bracelets. Name me one deal, go on. I’ll wait. I’ll be over here watching paint dry and it’ll have a better G7 strategy than your leader.

 

But what’s he doing instead of leading? He’s floating the idea of a third term. Third! Like he’s flipping burgers and just fancies one more shift. You tell his fans this and they say, “It’s only talk.” Yeah, so was Brexit. So was NFTs. Next thing you know, he’s having himself knighted in the Rose Garden and declaring “King Day” where everyone’s forced to pledge allegiance to a cardboard cutout of him riding a bald eagle.

 

And while he’s begging China for trade talks with one hand, he’s trying to throttle immigration with the other. Mass deportations, wartime powers, emergency this and emergency that. Mate’s running the country like it’s a superhero crossover and he’s the final boss. Said he wants to round up “the worst of the worst” and send ‘em packing, but all I’ve seen so far is families split, asylum seekers jailed, and a bunch of budget ICE officers confusing South America with IKEA locations.

 

Of course, his fans think this is all genius. “He’s protecting us,” they say, while failing to notice the economy’s nosediving like a budget Ryanair flight. The man’s selling digital trading cards of himself dressed as Superman while the dollar wheezes like a 90-year-old asthmatic. At this rate, the only thing he’s protecting is his right to pretend he’s still president while charging $29.99 for a signed bible made in China.

 

And don’t you love how every new scandal just slides right off? Felony charges? Doesn’t matter. Screwing the economy? Who cares. It’s all “fake news” or “deep state,” innit. Meanwhile, he’s signing bills with crayons and declaring economic warfare on films with subtitles. I asked one lad why Trump is doing nothing and he goes, “He’s building suspense.” What, like a Netflix drama? Bruv, this ain’t Stranger Things. It’s just strange.

 

So yeah, America’s not under siege from immigrants or globalists or some lizard pedo cabal. It’s under siege from absolute loons who think Alcatraz is the future of justice, that zero trade deals is 5D strategy, and that begging China for a chat while deporting half the continent is “alpha energy.” At this point, the only thing getting deported is logic.

Yes he loves that! So called christians kneeling before him.

 

[steven100]

[Bannoi]

Seeing as he spent 24 of the 100 days playing golf he obviously hasn't taken his part time job seriously yet.

[EVENKEEL]

This is getting old Bob. Go back to stories of wealth, Rolexes and such. 

[bubblegum]

I really like the new Bob. Magaman not so much. 

[dutch boy]

2 hours ago, Lewie London said:

So, guess who’s gone full Bond villain this week? Your president, himself, just announced he’s reopening Alcatraz. Yeah, the prison. Apparently Rikers wasn’t dystopian enough, so he’s bringing back a rock in the middle of shark-infested waters to chuck felons into, like it’s 1934 and America’s one bad day from becoming a Batman reboot. I swear, if he starts shipping in uniforms from Spirit Halloween, I’m out. One of his fans told me it’s “about restoring order.” Bruv, you can’t restore order with a prison that closed when my nan still thought Elvis was fit.

 

Meanwhile, he’s out here blaming Biden for the economy like a lad who burnt down his own shed and then pointed at his neighbour’s cat. “Biden’s wrecked it!” he cries, while quietly begging China to come ‘round for tea and trade talks. It’s like torching your ex’s house and then sending her a LinkedIn message asking if she wants to collaborate on a startup. You slapped down tariffs bigger than your own ego, mate, and now you’re surprised no one’s bringing soybeans to the party?

 

And trade deals? Don’t even go there. First 100 days and not a single deal signed. Nothing. Nada. Zip. Zilcho. The only thing he’s traded is truth for merch sales. One of his lads told me, “He’s playing the long game.” Yeah, so long it loops back round to 2018 where we pretend tariffs work like friendship bracelets. Name me one deal, go on. I’ll wait. I’ll be over here watching paint dry and it’ll have a better G7 strategy than your leader.

 

But what’s he doing instead of leading? He’s floating the idea of a third term. Third! Like he’s flipping burgers and just fancies one more shift. You tell his fans this and they say, “It’s only talk.” Yeah, so was Brexit. So was NFTs. Next thing you know, he’s having himself knighted in the Rose Garden and declaring “King Day” where everyone’s forced to pledge allegiance to a cardboard cutout of him riding a bald eagle.

 

And while he’s begging China for trade talks with one hand, he’s trying to throttle immigration with the other. Mass deportations, wartime powers, emergency this and emergency that. Mate’s running the country like it’s a superhero crossover and he’s the final boss. Said he wants to round up “the worst of the worst” and send ‘em packing, but all I’ve seen so far is families split, asylum seekers jailed, and a bunch of budget ICE officers confusing South America with IKEA locations.

 

Of course, his fans think this is all genius. “He’s protecting us,” they say, while failing to notice the economy’s nosediving like a budget Ryanair flight. The man’s selling digital trading cards of himself dressed as Superman while the dollar wheezes like a 90-year-old asthmatic. At this rate, the only thing he’s protecting is his right to pretend he’s still president while charging $29.99 for a signed bible made in China.

 

And don’t you love how every new scandal just slides right off? Felony charges? Doesn’t matter. Screwing the economy? Who cares. It’s all “fake news” or “deep state,” innit. Meanwhile, he’s signing bills with crayons and declaring economic warfare on films with subtitles. I asked one lad why Trump is doing nothing and he goes, “He’s building suspense.” What, like a Netflix drama? Bruv, this ain’t Stranger Things. It’s just strange.

 

So yeah, America’s not under siege from immigrants or globalists or some lizard pedo cabal. It’s under siege from absolute loons who think Alcatraz is the future of justice, that zero trade deals is 5D strategy, and that begging China for a chat while deporting half the continent is “alpha energy.” At this point, the only thing getting deported is logic.

The dreaded Trump syndrome has even traveled to the UK. I guess the good citizens of the UK should be glad that they are living under a left wing socialist PM that is turning the UK into a third world cesspool of illegal immigrants.

[metisdead]

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[blaze master]

Can someone get this guy a hug....or a hooker.