Overflowing the Swamp: Promises Made, Facts Deleted

[Lewie London]

I remember when the now president promised to “drain the swamp,” like he was some kind of political plumber in a gold-plated boiler suit. Fast-forward to now and the only thing that got drained was taxpayer cash straight into his mates’ pockets and the minibar at Mar-a-Lago. The swamp’s still here, lads, only now it’s got a gift shop, NFTs of him riding a T-Rex, and a cover charge of one broken democracy.

 

It’s not drain the swamp anymore, is it. It’s Scam the Swamp: Live in Concert. Tour starts in DC, ends in a courtroom, and includes a brief intermission where he sells you gold sneakers for four hundred quid while telling you Biden caused the Great Depression and probably 9/11 while he was at it. Promises made, facts deleted. That’s the motto now. Can’t deliver healthcare, can’t bring down grocery prices, can't end any wars, can't build a border wall or any infrastructure at all, can't reduce the spending deficit or government spending in general, can't make a single trade deal, but can absolutely sell you a Bible he’s never opened and a steak he’s never cooked.

 

Every lie’s now a limited edition collectible. “The election was stolen.” Collectible. “The media’s the enemy.” Collectible. “I never said that.” Collectible. “I barely know the guy.” Collectible. Every time you catch him red-handed, he just hits rewind and says you dreamt it.

[blaze master]

Why don't you tell us what you really think of Trump. 

[emptypockets]

Give it a rest Bob

[HappyExpat57]

1 hour ago, emptypockets said:

Give it a rest Bob

Bob NEVER wrote this eloquently, and there was almost always a reference to his latest sexual conquest - be it man or beast.

[save the frogs]

keep up the good work

[gamb00ler]

10 hours ago, blaze master said:

Why don't you tell us what you really think of Trump. 

Finally I see a glimmer of hope for you.  At least now you can see that others are thinking independently of the orange orc cult.  Maybe eventually you can emulate them.

[BKKKevin]

I don’t see how you can besmirch a man of the people!… 
#2Dolls

[HappyExpat57]

7 minutes ago, BKKKevin said:

I don’t see how you can besmirch a man of the people!… 
#2Dolls

Poor kid's only gonna get 2 or 3 stuffed lions this Christmas.

[Lacessit]

The OP is being a bit hard on the orange Jesus.

 

He's delivered on immigration and tariffs - sort of. Renaming the Gulf of Mexico was an achievement to be ranked with building the Great Pyramid.

 

Those are low-hanging fruit. Things like Ukraine, Gaza, COL, Greenland, and Canada as the 51st state is like a monkey trying to get an avocado out of a narrow-necked jar.

 

I trust the OP will continue to amuse with brilliant phrases, even if it offends the worshippers.

[Presnock]

16 hours ago, Lewie London said:

I remember when the now president promised to “drain the swamp,” like he was some kind of political plumber in a gold-plated boiler suit. Fast-forward to now and the only thing that got drained was taxpayer cash straight into his mates’ pockets and the minibar at Mar-a-Lago. The swamp’s still here, lads, only now it’s got a gift shop, NFTs of him riding a T-Rex, and a cover charge of one broken democracy.

 

It’s not drain the swamp anymore, is it. It’s Scam the Swamp: Live in Concert. Tour starts in DC, ends in a courtroom, and includes a brief intermission where he sells you gold sneakers for four hundred quid while telling you Biden caused the Great Depression and probably 9/11 while he was at it. Promises made, facts deleted. That’s the motto now. Can’t deliver healthcare, can’t bring down grocery prices, can't end any wars, can't build a border wall or any infrastructure at all, can't reduce the spending deficit or government spending in general, can't make a single trade deal, but can absolutely sell you a Bible he’s never opened and a steak he’s never cooked.

 

Every lie’s now a limited edition collectible. “The election was stolen.” Collectible. “The media’s the enemy.” Collectible. “I never said that.” Collectible. “I barely know the guy.” Collectible. Every time you catch him red-handed, he just hits rewind and says you dreamt it.

and you forgot that even after swearing twice on a Bible the oat to protect the US Constitution, he has no idea what that means and even admitted to that fact on "Meet the Press" show.  Also providing offices to the super rich (riches total over 450Billion USD, reportedly more than the GDP of 172 countries in the world) with promises to even lower the taxes of these rich folk while he drives the US economy to a recession that doesn't affect the rich, only his MAGgots. IMHO anyway!

[Presnock]

3 hours ago, Lacessit said:

The OP is being a bit hard on the orange Jesus.

 

He's delivered on immigration and tariffs - sort of. Renaming the Gulf of Mexico was an achievement to be ranked with building the Great Pyramid.

 

Those are low-hanging fruit. Things like Ukraine, Gaza, COL, Greenland, and Canada as the 51st state is like a monkey trying to get an avocado out of a narrow-necked jar.

 

I trust the OP will continue to amuse with brilliant phrases, even if it offends the worshippers.

speaking of worshippers, I guess that latest photo of him means he is the new POPE!  He will probably buy the Popemobile for his birthday parade next month.

[Thingamabob]

Early days. Allow a couple of years before passing judgement.

[Chosenfew]

18 hours ago, Lewie London said:

I remember when the now president promised to “drain the swamp,” like he was some kind of political plumber in a gold-plated boiler suit. Fast-forward to now and the only thing that got drained was taxpayer cash straight into his mates’ pockets and the minibar at Mar-a-Lago. The swamp’s still here, lads, only now it’s got a gift shop, NFTs of him riding a T-Rex, and a cover charge of one broken democracy.

 

It’s not drain the swamp anymore, is it. It’s Scam the Swamp: Live in Concert. Tour starts in DC, ends in a courtroom, and includes a brief intermission where he sells you gold sneakers for four hundred quid while telling you Biden caused the Great Depression and probably 9/11 while he was at it. Promises made, facts deleted. That’s the motto now. Can’t deliver healthcare, can’t bring down grocery prices, can't end any wars, can't build a border wall or any infrastructure at all, can't reduce the spending deficit or government spending in general, can't make a single trade deal, but can absolutely sell you a Bible he’s never opened and a steak he’s never cooked.

 

Every lie’s now a limited edition collectible. “The election was stolen.” Collectible. “The media’s the enemy.” Collectible. “I never said that.” Collectible. “I barely know the guy.” Collectible. Every time you catch him red-handed, he just hits rewind and says you dreamt it.

more <removed> gibberish…

[Lacessit]

49 minutes ago, Thingamabob said:

Early days. Allow a couple of years before passing judgement.

In a couple of years on the current trajectory, perhaps 70% of Americans won't be overweight or obese anymore.

[EVENKEEL]

12 hours ago, HappyExpat57 said:

Bob NEVER wrote this eloquently, and there was almost always a reference to his latest sexual conquest - be it man or beast.

If it's not Bob they're riding on his shirt tails. 

[blaze master]

7 hours ago, gamb00ler said:

Finally I see a glimmer of hope for you.  At least now you can see that others are thinking independently of the orange orc cult.  Maybe eventually you can emulate them.

 

You missed the sarcasm. Oh well. Go back to your cult calling activities nothing to see here.

[Red Forever]

14 hours ago, emptypockets said:

Give it a rest Bob

This ain’t Bob. 
This is a guy who’s fully tuned in.

He’s got the far right bigots up against the wall and delivering it to ‘em.

[hankypankee]

14 hours ago, emptypockets said:

Give it a rest Bob

Bob is/was pro Trump. He wouldn't say anything negative or judgmental about him. 

[blaze master]

5 hours ago, Red Forever said:

This ain’t Bob. 
This is a guy who’s fully tuned in.

He’s got the far right bigots up against the wall and delivering it to ‘em.

 

I love when people hold onto dreams.

[Peabody]

7 hours ago, Thingamabob said:

Early days. Allow a couple of years before passing judgement.

He's already had 100+ days...and 4 years!

[Jim Blue]

10 hours ago, Presnock said:

speaking of worshippers, I guess that latest photo of him means he is the new POPE!  He will probably buy the Popemobile for his birthday parade next month.

Bet those signed Bibles are going up in value ...or is it because they were made 

In China ?