Trump Only Picks the “Best People”? Pull the Other One, Mates, It’s Got Bells On

[Lewie London]

So I’m sittin’ there in Nev's Caff, halfway through me bangers and mash, little bit of brown sauce on the side, when this geezer in red MAGA cap, autographed by the big man himself, made in China tag still hangin’ off the back, leans over like he’s about to drop gospel and a loaf all at once and goes, “Trump only works with the best people, bruv.” I nearly snorted me tea out me nose then choked on a bit of me mash, didn’t I.

 

I go, “The best people, yeah? Alright then, let’s take a little trip through Trump’s personal clown car, shall we?”

 

First up, Bobby Kennedy Jr. Now the Health Secretary, right? And what’s his big opening act? Gets up in front of Congress and says, “People shouldn’t take medical advice from me.” Lovely stuff. That’s like walkin’ into a chippy and the bloke behind the counter whispers, “I wouldn’t eat this if I were you.” And this is while there’s a measles outbreak stormin’ through the schools like a pissed-off ghost.

 

Then you’ve got Pete Hegseth, Trump’s pick for Defense Secretary, always half leathered and more like Secretary of Risk to National Security. Lad manages to leak classified intel by roping a journo into a secret group chat like it’s some school reunion on WhatsApp. You couldn’t make it up. Greatest threat ever to global peace and stability. Even the pigeons outside the Pentagon are more discreet.

 

Next on the parade float: Pam Bondi, Trump’s AG. Ethics? Never met her. Back in the day, she gets a cheeky $25k from Trump’s so-called charity, right when she’s thinkin’ about takin’ him to court over Trump Uni. Surprise surprise, the case magically vanishes. Fast forward to now, and she’s rubber-stampin’ a $400 million luxury jet from the Qatari royal family as a “gift” for Donnie, like she’s workin’ customer service for Air Corruption.

 

And then we’ve got Kash Patel, who’s been granted immunity just so he’ll spill his guts about Trump hoarding classified docs like a Cold War hoarder. And what’s the big man’s response? Considers givin’ him the top job at the bloody FBI. That’s not drainin’ the swamp, that’s bringin’ it indoors and lettin’ it redecorate.

 

Now brace yourself for Kristi Noem, who thinks “Homeland Security” means posin’ with a shotgun and writin’ bedtime stories about shootin’ her own dog. Tosses in a make-believe meetin’ with Kim Jong-un into her book for good measure. And now she’s been banned from tribal land in her own state. Banned. Like she’s an off-brand perfume at Duty Free. Leadership? More like Livin’ La Vida Looney.

 

So I turns back to Mr. MAGA and go, “If that’s your idea of the best, I dread to think what your worst looks like. Probably someone who wipes their arse with the Constitution and then asks for seconds.”

 

Bloke didn’t say a word after that. Just stared down into his cuppa like he was tryin’ to read the future in the PG Tips.

 

Trump’s “best people”? Mate, it’s like someone’s emptied a skip outside Broadmoor and called it a cabinet. Misfits, grifters, and liars all queuin’ up for their go on the gold-plated bog's griftin' carousel.

[Mike_Hunt]

::YAWN::

[jerrymahoney]

And then there is Ms. Karoline Leavitt:

“I think it’s frankly ridiculous that anyone in this room would even suggest that President Trump is doing anything for his own benefit,” Leavitt argued. “He left a life of luxury and a life of running a very successful real estate empire for public service, not just once but twice.”

In response to a question about the meme coin controversy, Trump’s chief spokesperson added that the president “is abiding by all conflict of interest laws” and “has been incredibly transparent with his own personal financial obligations.”

https://www.yahoo.com/news/maddow-blog-pressed-corruption-allegations-193004284.html

[oxo1947]

27 minutes ago, Mike_Hunt said:

:YAWN::

 

Yer ...exactly .... His daily rants get very stale quickly.........

[save the frogs]

Jesus, the amount of effort you guys are putting into this is mind-boggling considering no one is paying you for this. 

 

[Mike_Hunt]

6 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

Jesus, the amount of effort you guys are putting into this is mind-boggling considering no one is paying you for this. 

 

Some people having nothing better to do. 

[jerrymahoney]

Same as you 2 above.

When someone gives me the thumbs-down, I think of this from The Sting (1973):

Johnny Hooker: I gave him the breakout just like you said.
Henry Gondorff: And?
Johnny Hooker: 'S good. He threatened to kill me.
Henry Gondorff: Hell, kid, they don't do that, you know you're not getting to 'em.

[newbee2022]

Thank you for your report.

The question would be better to ask:

Did Trump pick the best?

And then subsequently:

Why he picks these people?

Obviously both questions are related to each other.

Indeed, he picks the best people! But only for him these are the best. For his ego.

He picked them because he wants to shine. And how easy it is when you're surrounded by less intelligent (is this really possible?) by grafters, arse-and bootlickers. They give him the impression (!) to be the historically greatest President of America. Ever.

[ThreeCardMonte]

I didn’t even read the post.  One look at the OP says it all.

 

Troll.

[jerrymahoney]

And AG Pam Bondi from the April 30 cabinet meeting:

Mr. President, your first 100 days has far exceeded that of any other presidency in this country ever, ever. Never seen anything like it. Thank you. Your directive to me was very simple, make America safe. And despite that, we've still been defending over 200 civil lawsuits filed against you on top of everything else.

I think I'm representing every one of you in this room in some capacity. [Laughter] And no, you will not be arrested by the US Marshals. [Laughter] Over 200 lawsuits, over 50 injunctions, and now we've got multiple cases in front of the Supreme Court and we will succeed and we are doing great in front of the Supreme Court, President, and we'll continue on with that.

https://rollcall.com/factbase/trump/transcript/donald-trump-remarks-cabinet-meeting-april-30-2025/
______________________

And at the end of the meeting, they all joined hands and sang:

You Are So Beautiful, To Me.

[ThreeCardMonte]

The OP’s (troll) threads get fewer and fewer reactions the more he posts.

 

Even the lefties know he’s full of shi-.

 

His 15 minutes of fame are coming to an end.

 

Despite the fact they’ll never admit to it.

 

The times are changing though.   Democrats are eating their own more and more on a daily basis.

 

Perhaps the trend will roll over to the forum.

[newbee2022]

1 hour ago, ThreeCardMonte said:

I didn’t even read the post.  One look at the OP says it all.

 

Troll.

Do you have a photo or his CV?? Show us. 

[Mike_Hunt]

13 minutes ago, newbee2022 said:

Do you have a photo or his CV?? Show us. 

 

We do have his short body of work. 

[newbee2022]

23 minutes ago, Mike_Hunt said:

 

We do have his short body of work. 

"Short body of Work"?😳

Explain

[stevenl]

3 hours ago, Mike_Hunt said:

::YAWN::

 

3 hours ago, oxo1947 said:

 

Yer ...exactly .... His daily rants get very stale quickly.........

 

3 hours ago, save the frogs said:

Jesus, the amount of effort you guys are putting into this is mind-boggling considering no one is paying you for this. 

 

And still you feel the need to post in this thread.

[Tug]

3 hours ago, save the frogs said:

Jesus, the amount of effort you guys are putting into this is mind-boggling considering no one is paying you for this. 

 

Yep some folks love their country and when we see her treated so shabbily we tend to speak up.

[save the frogs]

11 hours ago, stevenl said:

 

 

And still you feel the need to post in this thread.

 

cant help it.

i'm mysteriously magnetically drawn to bs. 

 

[save the frogs]

17 hours ago, Lewie London said:

Trump’s “best people”? Mate,

 

So Lewie boy, 

Where did you get the inspiration for your username?

Sounds awfully suspiciously similar to another poster from Liverpool's username.

Eh, Mate?

 

[Real Name Hidden]

Don't forget the first choice for AG, Matt Gaetz.  Thankfully, he wasn't confirmed. 

[save the frogs]

11 hours ago, Tug said:

Yep some folks love their country and when we see her treated so shabbily we tend to speak up.

So the US is a she?

Probably best to be safe and go with they/them.

Same goes for BLMFem. 

 

[bubblegum]

Poor Magaman reactions to this poster are so amusing, almost as funny as the posts themselves.

[ThreeCardMonte]

40 minutes ago, Real Name Hidden said:

Don't forget the first choice for AG, Matt Gaetz.  Thankfully, he wasn't confirmed. 

So why are you crying over something that never happened?

 

Long term effects is real.

[ThreeCardMonte]

2 hours ago, newbee2022 said:

Do you have a photo or his CV?? Show us. 

Not wanted or needed.  
 

Reading his stupidity once is all the proof I needed.