Big A** Hypocrite: Kid Rock Closes Up Shop Before Trump's ICE Nicks His Staff

[Lewie London]

Lads, you ain’t gonna believe this one. Kid Rock, that crusty old bootlicker with a mullet and a MAGA fetish, only went and shut down his Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N’ Roll Steakhouse in Nashville. Why? Cos ICE was circlin’ the block, and half his kitchen crew didn’t have the paperwork, if you catch me drift. Yeah, the same geezer always bangin’ on about “law and order” and “protect our borders” was sneakily usherin’ his chefs out the back before Uncle Sam slapped on the cuffs. You couldn’t script it.

 

Word is, on a packed Saturday night, the management pulled the plug and told the undocumented lot to leg it before the Feds came crashin’ through the doors. All hush-hush, like. Turns out ICE nicked nearly 200 people across the area, most of ‘em with squeaky clean records. So much for goin’ after “the dangerous ones”, innit? Meanwhile, Mr. America First is in the kitchen whisperin’ “scarper, mate” to the very people flippin’ his steaks.

 

It’s rich, innit? Bloke swans around like some patriotic prophet, wavin’ flags and takin’ selfies with Trump, then quietly relies on the same immigrants his idol wants deported. All that red, white and blue rubbish goes out the window when the profit margin’s lookin’ a bit dodgy. Big Ass Honky Tonk? More like Big Ass Bell End, if you ask me.

 

And it ain’t just Kid Rock. His mate Steve Smith shut his joints too, soon as the ICE vans started prowlin’. Looks like the whole MAGA mob knows full well who’s really keepin’ their businesses tickin’. All talk on the telly, all panic out the back door. Honestly, it’s like watchin’ a panto where the villains write their own punchlines.

[blaze master]

11 minutes ago, Lewie London said:

and half his kitchen crew didn’t have the paperwork, if you catch me drift.

 

You of course have a credible source for this bold claim......right ?

 

Otherwise best you edit it out.

[jerrymahoney]

https://www.nashvillescene.com/news/pithinthewind/lower-broadway-ice-sweeps/article_7840f5c5-fba5-447c-bb20-14016fc661aa.html

[short-Timer]

10 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

You of course have a credible source for this bold claim......right ?

 

Otherwise best you edit it out.

 

Are you judge and jury now? Who TF cares if it was half, a quarter or all of them. Are you going to be losing sleep now over parsing the numbers? The guy is just a washed-up, two-bit wannabe rock star and an imposter of the highest order. I definitely couldn't give a toss how many it was. It's the pathetic irony that's key here. 

 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/kid-rocks-restaurant-closes-to-avoid-trumps-ice-raids/

 

https://www.newsweek.com/kid-rock-ice-raids-nashville-restaurant-2073012

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/15/kid-rock-restaurant-ice-raids

[blaze master]

2 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

 

Are you judge and jury now? Who TF cares if it was half, a quarter or all of them. Are you going to be losing sleep now over parsing the numbers? The guy is just a washed-up, two-bit wannabe rock star and a hypocrite of the highest order. I definitely couldn't give a toss how many it was. It's the pathetic irony that's key here. 

 

https://www.thedailybeast.com/kid-rocks-restaurant-closes-to-avoid-trumps-ice-raids/

 

https://www.newsweek.com/kid-rock-ice-raids-nashville-restaurant-2073012

 

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/may/15/kid-rock-restaurant-ice-raids

 

Woah are you glad you got all that out. Aseannow cares as it is forum policy to back up bold claims with proof. 

 

But you knew that you just had to rant.

 

Carry on.

 

 

[short-Timer]

2 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

Woah are you glad you got all that out. Aseannow cares as it is forum policy to back up bold claims with proof. 

 

But you knew that you just had to rant.

 

Carry on.

 

 

Bold? According to who? Judge stoner holding court again? You're just an oversized troll. 

[blaze master]

Just now, short-Timer said:

Bold? According to who? Judge stoner holding court as usual? You're just an oversized troll. 

 

Ahhh the old name calling trope. Carry on. 

[short-Timer]

2 minutes ago, blaze master said:

 

Ahhh the old name calling trope. Carry on. 

Ahhh, always going off-topic and after the messenger and ignoring what's relevant. Hopeless. 
 

And name calling, what, stoner? You chose that name, not me. 

[blaze master]

2 minutes ago, short-Timer said:

Ahhh, always going off-topic and after the messenger and ignoring what's relevant. Hopeless. 
 

And name calling, what, stoner? You chose that name, not me. 

 

The relevance is that a claim was made which is not necessarily accurate to the story. 

 

Its easy then. Please stop engaging with me.... youre strange.

 

Just ignore what I say and move on with your anger to another place. 

 

[short-Timer]

1 minute ago, blaze master said:

 

The relevance is that a claim was made which is not necessarily accurate to the story. 

 

Its easy then. Please stop engaging with me.... youre strange.

 

Just ignore what I say and move on with your anger to another place. 

 

I'll make a deal with you. You add something of interest to a topic, just once, and I'll stop commenting on the rest of your countless empty posts. Or is trolling the only thing that gets you off?

[SunnyinBangrak]

Like a pound shop Jonathon Pie, who is just not funny in the slightest after also coming down with a virulent strain of what Kathy Griffin, DeNiro and our Lewie has.

Rejoining reality is advised for all afflicted.

[blaze master]

1 minute ago, short-Timer said:

I'll make a deal with you. You add something of interest to a topic, just once, and I'll stop commenting on the rest of your countless empty posts. Or is trolling the only thing that gets you off?

 

Ok I'll take that deal if you tell everyone the name or names you previously posted with on here. 

 

Deal ?

[short-Timer]

Just now, blaze master said:

 

Ok I'll take that deal if you tell everyone the name or names you previously posted with on here. 

 

Deal ?

bob smith, susanlea, NowNow, is that enough, or do you need more? I'm done. You're still pathetic. Only becoming more so by the day. 

[blaze master]

Just now, short-Timer said:

bob smith, susanlea, NowNow, is that enough, or do you need more? I'm done. You're still pathetic. Only becoming more so by the day. 

 

Ok. Thanks for lying and hiding. Go away strange person. 

[BLMFem]

5 minutes ago, SunnyinBangrak said:

Like a pound shop Jonathon Pie, who also is just not funny in the slightest after also coming down with a virulent strain of what Kathy Griffin, DeNiro and our Lewie has.

Rejoining reality is advised for all afflicted.

In other words; you've got nothing.

And hey, you forgot the laptop.

[short-Timer]

3 minutes ago, BLMFem said:

In other words; you've got nothing.

And hey, you forgot the laptop.

Be fair now, must've been some Hillary emails involved here too somewhere. ANTIFA!

[BLMFem]

I'll give the MAGA crowd this; they do hypocrisy like no one else!

 

 

[Ralf001]

Fair play to him.

[bubblegum]

Just the normal Magaman . Laws are not for me.

[frank83628]

1 hour ago, Lewie London said:

Lads, you ain’t gonna believe this one. Kid Rock, that crusty old bootlicker with a mullet and a MAGA fetish, only went and shut down his Big Ass Honky Tonk Rock N’ Roll Steakhouse in Nashville. Why? Cos ICE was circlin’ the block, and half his kitchen crew didn’t have the paperwork, if you catch me drift. Yeah, the same geezer always bangin’ on about “law and order” and “protect our borders” was sneakily usherin’ his chefs out the back before Uncle Sam slapped on the cuffs. You couldn’t script it.

 

Word is, on a packed Saturday night, the management pulled the plug and told the undocumented lot to leg it before the Feds came crashin’ through the doors. All hush-hush, like. Turns out ICE nicked nearly 200 people across the area, most of ‘em with squeaky clean records. So much for goin’ after “the dangerous ones”, innit? Meanwhile, Mr. America First is in the kitchen whisperin’ “scarper, mate” to the very people flippin’ his steaks.

 

It’s rich, innit? Bloke swans around like some patriotic prophet, wavin’ flags and takin’ selfies with Trump, then quietly relies on the same immigrants his idol wants deported. All that red, white and blue rubbish goes out the window when the profit margin’s lookin’ a bit dodgy. Big Ass Honky Tonk? More like Big Ass Bell End, if you ask me.

 

And it ain’t just Kid Rock. His mate Steve Smith shut his joints too, soon as the ICE vans started prowlin’. Looks like the whole MAGA mob knows full well who’s really keepin’ their businesses tickin’. All talk on the telly, all panic out the back door. Honestly, it’s like watchin’ a panto where the villains write their own punchlines.

Jeez, You have verbal diarrhoea,  your posts are far from funny, especially  for a British sense of humour.

[BLMFem]

1 minute ago, frank83628 said:

Jeez, You have verbal diarrhoea,  your posts are far from funny, especially  for a British sense of humour.

What about from a Russian perspective?

[save the frogs]

11 hours ago, frank83628 said:

Jeez, You have verbal diarrhoea,  your posts are far from funny, especially  for a British sense of humour.

not only is he not funny, but you need to worry about his posts causing cognitive decline.

 

 

[JK-Trilly]

11 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

not only is he not funny, but you need to worry about his posts causing cognitive decline.

 

 

And what do you think yours are like? Never mind, I don't really want to know. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. 

[frank83628]

2 minutes ago, JK-Trilly said:

And what do you think yours are like? Never mind, I don't really want to know. I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. 

There is humour and there is trying too hard, aka desperate.

[hotsun]

21 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

not only is he not funny, but you need to worry about his posts causing cognitive decline.

 

 

I thought it was AI at first, but id prefer AI than this

[Harrisfan]

36 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

not only is he not funny, but you need to worry about his posts causing cognitive decline.

 

 

The forum is getting worse

[save the frogs]

11 hours ago, Harrisfan said:

The forum is getting worse

yep

[hotsun]

16 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

The forum is getting worse

Post election depression. Everyones waiting for 2028

[short-Timer]

36 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

The forum is getting worse

You can of course leave at anytime. Oh, wait, you can't because you're obsessed. That's why you spend at least 16 hours a day lurking on the site. What a shame. 

[Harrisfan]

1 minute ago, short-Timer said:

You can of course leave at anytime. Oh, wait, you can't because you're obsessed. That's why you spend at least 16 hours a day lurking on the site. What a shame. 

Weirdo stalker