How often do you shave?

[Crossy]

Of course, there's always the less "mechanical" route to smooth bliss!

Customer Review

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  A. Chappell

  5.0 out of 5 stars A warning from across the pond...

  Reviewed in the United States on July 3, 2012

   

  After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
  I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.
  I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.
  The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
  The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)

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[Harrisfan]

1 minute ago, ThreeCardMonte said:

You’re itching face.

 

 

I don't get it. Must be an insider beastiality joke.

[ThreeCardMonte]

Just now, Harrisfan said:

I don't get it. Must be an insider beastiality joke.

Your face tells the story.

[roo860]

31 minutes ago, Keeps said:

That's good to know. I could always pick up a hedge trimmer for the Mrs to do her 'downstairs' whilst I'm there. 

Industrial size? 😁

[quake]

11 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Waxing is more effective.

 

That sounds a bit gay.

[bubblegum]

ityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuii

[ThreeCardMonte]

2 minutes ago, quake said:

 

That sounds a bit gay.

At 80 plus it really doesn’t matter 

[0ffshore360]

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

 

PLEASE!!

 

Do not give him ideas! 

 

I mean, who really needs to know that us Brits bathe once a week, whether we need it or not!

The scary bit is, when I was a kid that's how it worked, and yes, I went in my mum's bathwater.

That does not read in a sanitary way from several perspectives !

 

[Keeps]

4 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Industrial size? 😁

Probably get Lumpini park done in an afternoon.

[quake]

Nice to see love is blossoming here.

Wonder if they will go get a room. 

[bubblegum]

4 minutes ago, bubblegum said:

ityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuii

Oeps, the cat. How he did it? But anyway shaving downstairs once a month is strange considering the inching that starts after a day or 2.

Also funny how the 2 teenagers are having a Gen Alpha fit.

[Keeps]

13 minutes ago, bubblegum said:

ityyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyuii

 

4 minutes ago, bubblegum said:

Oeps, the cat. How he did it? But anyway shaving downstairs once a month is strange considering the inching that starts after a day or 2.

Also funny how the 2 teenagers are having a Gen Alpha fit.

I was wondering about the first post. Thought you might have passed out with your head on the keyboard. Was starting to get a little worried.

[Stocky]

I have a beard but I still shave daily, just to keep everything neat and tidy, my Braun electric shaver does a good job. 

[DezLez]

1 hour ago, Harrisfan said:

Skip over the topic if you are not interested. Shaving is a real topic not a made up story. You are obviously too immature.

Why do you have to always respond with an insult?

[Harrisfan]

Just now, DezLez said:

Why do you have to always respond with an insult?

Why do people not discuss the topic? How hard is it? 

[KannikaP]

1 hour ago, Harrisfan said:

He's a troll. Whinges on all topics.

Even on all the BS topics you start

[hotsun]

2 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Why do people not discuss the topic? How hard is it? 

Im jealous of the fan club you have amassed. It seems like theyre here just for you

[Ralf001]

58 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

My face is always itchy after shaving. Why I never do it daily.

 

After you shave, self pleasure and massage the end result baby batter into your face.

 

that will sooth the itching.

[KannikaP]

20 minutes ago, bubblegum said:

Oeps, the cat. How he did it? But anyway shaving downstairs once a month is strange considering the inching that starts after a day or 2.

Also funny how the 2 teenagers are having a Gen Alpha fit.

Inching? You mean it grows a couple?  5555

[KannikaP]

1 hour ago, save the frogs said:

and less hassle than buying razors. 

How difficult is it to go into 7/11 or Lotus when you are buying your beer and pick up a pack of blades, or to order online.

[DezLez]

10 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

Why do people not discuss the topic? How hard is it? 

I have asked you to but you only respond with insults!!

[save the frogs]

11 hours ago, KannikaP said:

How difficult is it to go into 7/11 or Lotus when you are buying your beer and pick up a pack of blades, or to order online.

 

It's one more thing to buy.

I'm not married. I have to shop for myself. And just doing groceries gets tedious. 

And ordering other stuff online.

It's one less hassle.

But ideally, people should crunch the numbers. How long does an electric last? And how much will it cost in blades? 

Also, I like the electric. I enjoy shaving with it. No foam needed. 

 

[newbee2022]

Shaving? Where???

[KannikaP]

6 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

 

It's one more thing to buy.

I'm not married. I have to shop for myself. And just doing groceries gets tedious. 

And ordering other stuff online.

It's one less hassle.

But ideally, people should crunch the numbers. How long does an electric last? And how much will it cost in blades? 

Also, I like the electric. I enjoy shaving with it. No foam needed. 

 

I , like you, am not married, and can quite easily make a list and then buy all the things I need like beer, food, johnnies, and every now and then, razor blades. 

If you did not have all that hassle, what would you be doing?

[save the frogs]

11 hours ago, KannikaP said:

If you did not have all that hassle, what would you be doing?

You dont like electric shavers?

Why do I have to use blades? 

[Harrisfan]

22 minutes ago, DezLez said:

I have asked you to but you only respond with insults!!

You're a troll. Discuss the topic or piss off.

[Harrisfan]

31 minutes ago, hotsun said:

Im jealous of the fan club you have amassed. It seems like theyre here just for you

They would miss me if i wasnt here.

[Harrisfan]

30 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

 

After you shave, self pleasure and massage the end result baby batter into your face.

 

that will sooth the itching.

I heard pee was good

[Jim Blue]

2 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

Upstairs - Daily.

Chest - Weekly.

Downstairs - Monthly.

Ralf very civil reply .!

[DezLez]

29 minutes ago, Harrisfan said:

They would miss me if i wasnt here.

Like a migrane.