Trump, Ayatollahs, and Grenade Juggling — Yank Politics Gone Right Down The Khazi

[Lewie London]

Right, so Trump’s gone and bombed three Iranian nuclear sites with B2 stealth bombers and a dozen MOPS, reckons he “totally obliterated” their nuclear programme. Then, like he’s Batman patting himself on the back, he tells Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Khamenei, “You got beat to hell,” even brags he had intel on Khamenei’s hideout and spared him from an assassination plot. And here’s the best bit: Trump apparently can’t wrap his noggin around why the Supreme Leader ain’t ringing him up to say thanks for “saving him from an ugly death.” Like he’s gutted he didn’t get a thank-you card for not sending the Grim Reaper round. Proper narcissist behaviour, that innit.

 

Meanwhile, Khamenei’s down there yelling “Death to America” at funerals of Iranian commanders, while U.S. Senate just blocked Democrats’ attempt to force Trump to get Congress’s permission for military action. So basically, Trump’s gone full rogue commander-in-chief, bombing first and asking questions later, all while Congress sits on its arse watching him run amuck.

 

Then we’ve got Trump dropping the line about “Make Iran Great Again” and hinting at regime change if they don’t surrender unconditionally. Yet, at the same time, he refuses to assassinate Khamenei, saying, “They ain’t killed an American yet so leave him be.” It’s like a weird mix of Tarzan and Mr Nice Guy, you get bombs one minute, back-patting the next.

 

Ask me, it’s a shambles, post-dramatic war talk, veiled threats, military escalation, and nobody seems to care about the rule book. Congress get brow-beaten into silence, Iran’s slobbering chants that’ll fuel another round, and Trump’s just on stage, grinning with self-praise for “peace through strength.” Real sophisticated diplomacy, that. The Nobel Peace Prize, my anoose!

 

My verdict? Trump’s playing war like it’s WWE, tweeting and flexing bombs while folks at home worry about sunshine and the price of avo toast. The region’s heating up faster than a Bangkok tuk-tuk in traffic and the rest of the world’s watching him juggle missiles like he’s got three live grenades in his hands and no idea which one’s gonna go off first.

[theblether]

1 hour ago, Lewie London said:

Right, so Trump’s gone and bombed three Iranian nuclear sites with B2 stealth bombers and a dozen MOPS, reckons he “totally obliterated” their nuclear programme. Then, like he’s Batman patting himself on the back, he tells Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Khamenei, “You got beat to hell,” even brags he had intel on Khamenei’s hideout and spared him from an assassination plot. And here’s the best bit: Trump apparently can’t wrap his noggin around why the Supreme Leader ain’t ringing him up to say thanks for “saving him from an ugly death.” Like he’s gutted he didn’t get a thank-you card for not sending the Grim Reaper round. Proper narcissist behaviour, that innit.

 

Meanwhile, Khamenei’s down there yelling “Death to America” at funerals of Iranian commanders, while U.S. Senate just blocked Democrats’ attempt to force Trump to get Congress’s permission for military action. So basically, Trump’s gone full rogue commander-in-chief, bombing first and asking questions later, all while Congress sits on its arse watching him run amuck.

 

Then we’ve got Trump dropping the line about “Make Iran Great Again” and hinting at regime change if they don’t surrender unconditionally. Yet, at the same time, he refuses to assassinate Khamenei, saying, “They ain’t killed an American yet so leave him be.” It’s like a weird mix of Tarzan and Mr Nice Guy, you get bombs one minute, back-patting the next.

 

Ask me, it’s a shambles, post-dramatic war talk, veiled threats, military escalation, and nobody seems to care about the rule book. Congress get brow-beaten into silence, Iran’s slobbering chants that’ll fuel another round, and Trump’s just on stage, grinning with self-praise for “peace through strength.” Real sophisticated diplomacy, that. The Nobel Peace Prize, my anoose!

 

My verdict? Trump’s playing war like it’s WWE, tweeting and flexing bombs while folks at home worry about sunshine and the price of avo toast. The region’s heating up faster than a Bangkok tuk-tuk in traffic and the rest of the world’s watching him juggle missiles like he’s got three live grenades in his hands and no idea which one’s gonna go off first.

 

Iran's foreign minister confirmed the nuclear facilities were destroyed. 

 

No serious person is listening to Khamenei. You should be embarrassed to bring up his name. 

 

The US Senate is a democratic institution. Elections have consequences. The GOP majority has the right to push back on Democrat BS.

 

You'll be unaware that Trump's 35 minute bombing campaign is a pittance compared to the bombing carried out by Obama, including the deliberate assassination of an American citizen. 

 

You're ranting on the wrong forum. 

[Mike_Hunt]

3 hours ago, Lewie London said:

Right, so Trump’s gone and bombed three Iranian nuclear sites with B2 stealth bombers and a dozen MOPS, reckons he “totally obliterated” their nuclear programme. Then, like he’s Batman patting himself on the back, he tells Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Khamenei, “You got beat to hell,” even brags he had intel on Khamenei’s hideout and spared him from an assassination plot. And here’s the best bit: Trump apparently can’t wrap his noggin around why the Supreme Leader ain’t ringing him up to say thanks for “saving him from an ugly death.” Like he’s gutted he didn’t get a thank-you card for not sending the Grim Reaper round. Proper narcissist behaviour, that innit.

 

Meanwhile, Khamenei’s down there yelling “Death to America” at funerals of Iranian commanders, while U.S. Senate just blocked Democrats’ attempt to force Trump to get Congress’s permission for military action. So basically, Trump’s gone full rogue commander-in-chief, bombing first and asking questions later, all while Congress sits on its arse watching him run amuck.

 

Then we’ve got Trump dropping the line about “Make Iran Great Again” and hinting at regime change if they don’t surrender unconditionally. Yet, at the same time, he refuses to assassinate Khamenei, saying, “They ain’t killed an American yet so leave him be.” It’s like a weird mix of Tarzan and Mr Nice Guy, you get bombs one minute, back-patting the next.

 

Ask me, it’s a shambles, post-dramatic war talk, veiled threats, military escalation, and nobody seems to care about the rule book. Congress get brow-beaten into silence, Iran’s slobbering chants that’ll fuel another round, and Trump’s just on stage, grinning with self-praise for “peace through strength.” Real sophisticated diplomacy, that. The Nobel Peace Prize, my anoose!

 

My verdict? Trump’s playing war like it’s WWE, tweeting and flexing bombs while folks at home worry about sunshine and the price of avo toast. The region’s heating up faster than a Bangkok tuk-tuk in traffic and the rest of the world’s watching him juggle missiles like he’s got three live grenades in his hands and no idea which one’s gonna go off first.

No one cares about commentary from an irrelevant Euro.

[Jingthing]

The OBJECTIVE REALITY of EXACTLY what the damage was to Iran's nuclear program is very important and will make a big difference about the future of this conflict between Israel  / U.S. and Iran. We do know by now that extensive damage was done but we certainly do not know if it's been totally obliterated as claimed by the white house from day one. Don't delude yourselves that the conflict is over.

 

Most people here seem to be playing very stupid partisan "gotcha" political games around this issue.

 

Grow up. This is serious stuff.

 

 

Opinion | Diplomacy with Iran depends on the damage to its nuclear program - The Washington Post

www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2025/06/27/iran-airstrikes-nuclear-program-fordow-uranium-diplomacy/

Quote

Destroyed, degraded or undiminished: What word best describes the state of Iran’s nuclear program after the U.S. struck three uranium enrichment facilities? This question, which has roiled Washington over the past week, is not a merely semantic one. The outcome of the conflict with Iran depends on its answer.

 

An interesting prediction that Trump is going to attack Iran again soon from a traditional (not maga) republican commentator.

 

 

[novacova]

4 hours ago, Lewie London said:

And here’s the best bit: Trump apparently can’t wrap his noggin around why the Supreme Leader ain’t ringing him up to say thanks for “saving him from an ugly death.” Like he’s gutted he didn’t get a thank-you card for not sending the Grim Reaper round. Proper narcissist behaviour, that innit.

Yet a innit comes here and posts imbecilic nonsense because it can’t wrap its noggin around rhetoricals, quite the bit.

[MalcolmB]

The only country on earth that has dropped nuclear bombs on another country thinks it has the “right” to decide which countries have nuclear bombs.

 

9/11 was revenge for attacks on other countries.

I wouldn’t want to anywhere near Trump Tower, the White House or Mar-a-Lago

[Mike_Hunt]

3 minutes ago, MalcolmB said:

The only country on earth that has dropped nuclear bombs on another country thinks it has the “right” to decide which countries have nuclear bombs.

 

9/11 was revenge for attacks on other countries.

I wouldn’t want to anywhere near Trump Tower, the White House or Mar-a-Lago

That’s not what 9/11 was about.  OBL was upset at the US being in his holy land.  You should read a book from time to time.

[newbee2022]

5 hours ago, Lewie London said:

Right, so Trump’s gone and bombed three Iranian nuclear sites with B2 stealth bombers and a dozen MOPS, reckons he “totally obliterated” their nuclear programme. Then, like he’s Batman patting himself on the back, he tells Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Khamenei, “You got beat to hell,” even brags he had intel on Khamenei’s hideout and spared him from an assassination plot. And here’s the best bit: Trump apparently can’t wrap his noggin around why the Supreme Leader ain’t ringing him up to say thanks for “saving him from an ugly death.” Like he’s gutted he didn’t get a thank-you card for not sending the Grim Reaper round. Proper narcissist behaviour, that innit.

 

Meanwhile, Khamenei’s down there yelling “Death to America” at funerals of Iranian commanders, while U.S. Senate just blocked Democrats’ attempt to force Trump to get Congress’s permission for military action. So basically, Trump’s gone full rogue commander-in-chief, bombing first and asking questions later, all while Congress sits on its arse watching him run amuck.

 

Then we’ve got Trump dropping the line about “Make Iran Great Again” and hinting at regime change if they don’t surrender unconditionally. Yet, at the same time, he refuses to assassinate Khamenei, saying, “They ain’t killed an American yet so leave him be.” It’s like a weird mix of Tarzan and Mr Nice Guy, you get bombs one minute, back-patting the next.

 

Ask me, it’s a shambles, post-dramatic war talk, veiled threats, military escalation, and nobody seems to care about the rule book. Congress get brow-beaten into silence, Iran’s slobbering chants that’ll fuel another round, and Trump’s just on stage, grinning with self-praise for “peace through strength.” Real sophisticated diplomacy, that. The Nobel Peace Prize, my anoose!

 

My verdict? Trump’s playing war like it’s WWE, tweeting and flexing bombs while folks at home worry about sunshine and the price of avo toast. The region’s heating up faster than a Bangkok tuk-tuk in traffic and the rest of the world’s watching him juggle missiles like he’s got three live grenades in his hands and no idea which one’s gonna go off first.

I love your description of Trump, America and ...the world around him. And I love your serious style as well. Thank you❤️

[newbee2022]

3 hours ago, theblether said:

 

Iran's foreign minister confirmed the nuclear facilities were destroyed. 

 

No serious person is listening to Khamenei. You should be embarrassed to bring up his name. 

 

The US Senate is a democratic institution. Elections have consequences. The GOP majority has the right to push back on Democrat BS.

 

You'll be unaware that Trump's 35 minute bombing campaign is a pittance compared to the bombing carried out by Obama, including the deliberate assassination of an American citizen. 

 

You're ranting on the wrong forum. 

"You're ranting on the wrong forum."

 

Or YOU are on the wrong one. 

But I admit you're a master of MAGA speech. It works😂

[khunJam]

5 hours ago, Lewie London said:

Right, so Trump’s gone and bombed three Iranian nuclear sites with B2 stealth bombers and a dozen MOPS, reckons he “totally obliterated” their nuclear programme. Then, like he’s Batman patting himself on the back, he tells Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Khamenei, “You got beat to hell,” even brags he had intel on Khamenei’s hideout and spared him from an assassination plot. And here’s the best bit: Trump apparently can’t wrap his noggin around why the Supreme Leader ain’t ringing him up to say thanks for “saving him from an ugly death.” Like he’s gutted he didn’t get a thank-you card for not sending the Grim Reaper round. Proper narcissist behaviour, that innit.

 

Meanwhile, Khamenei’s down there yelling “Death to America” at funerals of Iranian commanders, while U.S. Senate just blocked Democrats’ attempt to force Trump to get Congress’s permission for military action. So basically, Trump’s gone full rogue commander-in-chief, bombing first and asking questions later, all while Congress sits on its arse watching him run amuck.

 

Then we’ve got Trump dropping the line about “Make Iran Great Again” and hinting at regime change if they don’t surrender unconditionally. Yet, at the same time, he refuses to assassinate Khamenei, saying, “They ain’t killed an American yet so leave him be.” It’s like a weird mix of Tarzan and Mr Nice Guy, you get bombs one minute, back-patting the next.

 

Ask me, it’s a shambles, post-dramatic war talk, veiled threats, military escalation, and nobody seems to care about the rule book. Congress get brow-beaten into silence, Iran’s slobbering chants that’ll fuel another round, and Trump’s just on stage, grinning with self-praise for “peace through strength.” Real sophisticated diplomacy, that. The Nobel Peace Prize, my anoose!

 

My verdict? Trump’s playing war like it’s WWE, tweeting and flexing bombs while folks at home worry about sunshine and the price of avo toast. The region’s heating up faster than a Bangkok tuk-tuk in traffic and the rest of the world’s watching him juggle missiles like he’s got three live grenades in his hands and no idea which one’s gonna go off first.

What a load of porky hogwash.

[save the frogs]

12 hours ago, MalcolmB said:

The only country on earth that has dropped nuclear bombs on another country thinks it has the “right” to decide which countries have nuclear bombs.

 

Trump wants to denuclearize all around and cut US military budget. 

He's not planning to disarm Iran so he can bomb them later. 

 

[metisdead]

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