Trump's Uncle, Bombers, and Big Headed Baloney: MAGA's Gone Full Cartoon

[Lewie London]

So I’m sat there with me feet up, munchin’ on some spicy pork skins from 7-Eleven, doom scrollin’ through me phone, when I nearly choke on a chili flake. Donald Trump, yeah, the guy with the vein problems in his legs, was at a tech summit in Pennsylvania, wafflin’ on about how his uncle, some geezer named Dr. John Trump, taught the bloody Unabomber at MIT. You what, mate? Did I fall asleep and wake up in a Looney Tunes sketch?

 

First off, couple facts for the slow kids in the room. Uncle Johnny carked it in 1985, yeah? Kaczynski, the Unabomber nutter, was off the rails in the late seventies and only got nabbed in 1996. So unless the bloke was teachin’ from the afterlife, I’m callin’ full blown bullsh*t on this one. 

 

Second, Ted Kaczynski never set foot in MIT. Did Harvard, did Michigan, taught in California, but MIT? Nah. Not a chance, mate. Closest he got to MIT was probably readin’ the name on a packet of biscuits.

 

And then, just for a laugh, Trump goes on to say his uncle was the longest servin’ professor at MIT. Turns out, that’s bloody cobblers too. He was there a while, fair play, but not some immortal Yoda of science, not by a mile.

 

Now, don’t get me wrong lads, I ain’t got a dog in Yankee politics, but Christ almighty mate, what is it with these politicians and makin’ up absolute fairy tales about their families? One minute it’s “my uncle discovered electricity,” next it’ll be “my great gran taught Bruce Lee kung fu in her garden shed.”

 

Honestly, you couldn’t script this nonsense. Makes me wonder if the poor sod even believes half the guff comin’ out his own gob, or if he’s just freewheelin’ through life like one of them Pattaya blokes who reckons he was a spy for MI6 but can’t even spell embassy.

 

Anyway, that’s your global leadership update for the day. Blokes runnin’ countries out here talkin’ bigger porkies than a Soi Cowboy bar girl tryin' to get you to bar-fine her. No wonder we all buggered off to Thailand.

 

Life’s simpler when the biggest lie you hear is, “I love you long time.”

[TedG]

6 minutes ago, Lewie London said:

Second, Ted Kaczynski never set foot in MIT. Did Harvard, did Michigan, taught in California, but MIT? Nah. Not a chance, mate. Closest he got to MIT was probably readin’ the name on a packet of biscuits.

OMG....OMG...

[Yagoda]

46 minutes ago, TedG said:

OMG....OMG...

Dont worry about it Bro, hes a Hammer, they are on their knees in front of Millwall fans begging at every match.

 

 

[Lewie London]

Oh, and get this, during the same wizard-of-words summit, Trump also went off about Uncle John having “three degrees in nuclear, chemical and math.” Three degrees bruv? Nuclear? Chemical? Math? Really? Mate, that’s campaign podium fan fiction 101.

 

For the record, Uncle John had an engineering degree, a physics degree, and a PhD in electrical engineering. No nuclear, no chemical, and definitely no advanced maths badge from Hogwarts. Bloke was smart, yeah, but Trump’s out here makin’ him sound like Professor X with a side hustle in nuclear wizardry.

 

I swear, if this geezer keeps goin’, next week he’ll be claimin’ his uncle invented time travel and taught Einstein how to boil an egg. America, lads… where the fairy tales come with a side order of lunacy.

[TedG]

2 hours ago, Lewie London said:

Oh, and get this, during the same wizard-of-words summit, Trump also went off about Uncle John having “three degrees in nuclear, chemical and math.” Three degrees bruv? Nuclear? Chemical? Math? Really? Mate, that’s campaign podium fan fiction 101.

 

For the record, Uncle John had an engineering degree, a physics degree, and a PhD in electrical engineering. No nuclear, no chemical, and definitely no advanced maths badge from Hogwarts. Bloke was smart, yeah, but Trump’s out here makin’ him sound like Professor X with a side hustle in nuclear wizardry.

 

I swear, if this geezer keeps goin’, next week he’ll be claimin’ his uncle invented time travel and taught Einstein how to boil an egg. America, lads… where the fairy tales come with a side order of lunacy.

OMG…Stop the press. 

[KhaoHom]

5 hours ago, Lewie London said:

So I’m sat there with me feet up, munchin’ on some spicy pork skins from 7-Eleven, doom scrollin’ through me phone, when I nearly choke on a chili flake. Donald Trump, yeah, the guy with the vein problems in his legs, was at a tech summit in Pennsylvania, wafflin’ on about how his uncle, some geezer named Dr. John Trump, taught the bloody Unabomber at MIT. You what, mate? Did I fall asleep and wake up in a Looney Tunes sketch?

 

First off, couple facts for the slow kids in the room. Uncle Johnny carked it in 1985, yeah? Kaczynski, the Unabomber nutter, was off the rails in the late seventies and only got nabbed in 1996. So unless the bloke was teachin’ from the afterlife, I’m callin’ full blown bullsh*t on this one. 

 

Second, Ted Kaczynski never set foot in MIT. Did Harvard, did Michigan, taught in California, but MIT? Nah. Not a chance, mate. Closest he got to MIT was probably readin’ the name on a packet of biscuits.

 

And then, just for a laugh, Trump goes on to say his uncle was the longest servin’ professor at MIT. Turns out, that’s bloody cobblers too. He was there a while, fair play, but not some immortal Yoda of science, not by a mile.

 

Now, don’t get me wrong lads, I ain’t got a dog in Yankee politics, but Christ almighty mate, what is it with these politicians and makin’ up absolute fairy tales about their families? One minute it’s “my uncle discovered electricity,” next it’ll be “my great gran taught Bruce Lee kung fu in her garden shed.”

 

Honestly, you couldn’t script this nonsense. Makes me wonder if the poor sod even believes half the guff comin’ out his own gob, or if he’s just freewheelin’ through life like one of them Pattaya blokes who reckons he was a spy for MI6 but can’t even spell embassy.

 

Anyway, that’s your global leadership update for the day. Blokes runnin’ countries out here talkin’ bigger porkies than a Soi Cowboy bar girl tryin' to get you to bar-fine her. No wonder we all buggered off to Thailand.

 

Life’s simpler when the biggest lie you hear is, “I love you long time.”

 

Now you're on about Trump.

 

What was first somewhat amusing mainly for your ability to put your shonky ghetto accent into prose is now just inane ramblings of a soi bukhow lager lout.

 

You jumped the shark mate.

[bendejo]

Been asleep the past ten years, what?

 

[Lacessit]

Please take care, Lewie. You are profaning the orange Jesus to a motley crew of MAGA's on ASEAN. They will be looking for you with tar and feathers.

[FolkGuitar]

Sorry, Lewie. Your stories are coming too close to reality for a pleasant read over breakfast (today's accompanied by a large mug of 'Madura' Assam tea.)
Ditch the political and bring back the social.

[jerrymahoney]

Trump's Pittsburgh speech (?) transcript:

 

https://rollcall.com/factbase/trump/transcript/donald-trump-remarks-pennsylvania-energy-innovation-summit-pittsburgh-july-15-2025/

[Captain Flack]

Troll post breaking forum rules removed.

 

@KhaoHom final reminder, do not try to the forum filters but misspelling or breaking up words.

[spidermike007]

For those of us who have known Trump for a very long time, in my particular case 45 years since I worked in commercial real estate in New York in the 1980s, we knew that his presidency was a circus act, we knew that the man was a complete fraud, and an imposter, we knew that his entire campaign was one big scam, and thousands of lies and broken promises, but I never expected this level of entertainment.

 

I cannot contain myself with the amount of joy that I'm feeling. The pain and suffering that this man is going through at this moment in time is wonderful, I don't want this thing to ever end, and it looks like it might not ever end with his continued denials and total inability to handle a problem of this nature. 

 

Lying typically works for him and his base usually buys into it, but when you establish an entire campaign and administration based on conspiracy theories about the evils of government, and then you deny that those conspiracy theories exist, you end up in very very deep doo doo, of your own making. 

 

 

[KhaoHom]

6 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

For those of us who have known Trump for a very long time, in my particular case 45 years since I worked in commercial real estate in New York in the 1980s, we knew that his presidency was a circus act, we knew that the man was a complete fraud, and an imposter, we knew that his entire campaign was one big scam, and thousands of lies and broken promises, but I never expected this level of entertainment.

 

I cannot contain myself with the amount of joy that I'm feeling. The pain and suffering that this man is going through at this moment in time is wonderful, I don't want this thing to ever end, and it looks like it might not ever end with his continued denials and total inability to handle a problem of this nature. 

 

Lying typically works for him and his base usually buys into it, but when you establish an entire campaign and administration based on conspiracy theories about the evils of government, and then you deny that those conspiracy theories exist, you end up in very very deep doo doo, of your own making. 

 

 

 

Ah...never let a single post go to waste  .. even a tiny opportunity to bash Trump despite the post only being indirectly related. It's an absolute illness you have.

 

Funny thing...no one reads your whinging.

 

Aren't you tired of using that same meme over and over? We're tired of seeing it.

 

Has Trump continued to damage your four businesses 55555555??? We can only hope.

 

I think I have you figured out. You're unsuccessful and angry.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opinion/tim-walz-questions-why-democrats-come-off-like-theyre-against-people-being-successful/ar-AA1INbBy

 

[DezLez]

2 hours ago, KhaoHom said:

Funny thing...no one reads your whinging.

You seem to be!!!!

[FolkGuitar]

2 hours ago, KhaoHom said:

 

Ah...never let a single post go to waste  .. even a tiny opportunity to bash Trump despite the post only being indirectly related. It's an absolute illness you have.

 

 

 

I understand why MAGAs are supporting a man whose morals and actions align perfectly with their own. I understand that being like him is something that excites them and makes them feel less insignificant in a world they can't understand. I also understand it's much easier to let someone else think for them and decide where they stand on important issues rather than trying to educate themselves and form their own opinions and thoughts.
It really didn't take that much thinking to understand this.

[Keeps]

2 hours ago, KhaoHom said:

Funny thing...no one reads your whinging.

 

Aren't you tired of using that same meme over and over? We're tired of seeing it.

When were you elected to speak on behalf of other forum members?

[BLMFem]

7 hours ago, TedG said:

OMG…Stop the press. 

I agree. We've become so accustomed to the endless stream of lies coming out of his orange pie hole it's not even remotely newsworthy anymore.

Which should make anyone with even a vague ability of critical thinking to take note. But when you're dealing with a cult.....

[TedG]

16 minutes ago, BLMFem said:

I agree. We've become so accustomed to the endless stream of lies coming out of his orange pie hole it's not even remotely newsworthy anymore.

Which should make anyone with even a vague ability of critical thinking to take note. But when you're dealing with a cult.....

1) Name a Democrat who does not lie.

2) You are the last one who blabber about critical thinking. 

[TedG]

1 hour ago, FolkGuitar said:

 

I understand why MAGAs are supporting a man whose morals and actions align perfectly with their own. I understand that being like him is something that excites them and makes them feel less insignificant in a world they can't understand. I also understand it's much easier to let someone else think for them and decide where they stand on important issues rather than trying to educate themselves and form their own opinions and thoughts.
It really didn't take that much thinking to understand this.

You must watch MSNBC. 

[TedG]

4 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

For those of us who have known Trump for a very long time, in my particular case 45 years since I worked in commercial real estate in New York in the 1980s, we knew that his presidency was a circus act, we knew that the man was a complete fraud, and an imposter, we knew that his entire campaign was one big scam, and thousands of lies and broken promises, but I never expected this level of entertainment.

 

I cannot contain myself with the amount of joy that I'm feeling. The pain and suffering that this man is going through at this moment in time is wonderful, I don't want this thing to ever end, and it looks like it might not ever end with his continued denials and total inability to handle a problem of this nature. 

 

Lying typically works for him and his base usually buys into it, but when you establish an entire campaign and administration based on conspiracy theories about the evils of government, and then you deny that those conspiracy theories exist, you end up in very very deep doo doo, of your own making. 

 

 

Bla, bla, bla.  Your posts are boring.  

[newbee2022]

12 hours ago, Lewie London said:

So I’m sat there with me feet up, munchin’ on some spicy pork skins from 7-Eleven, doom scrollin’ through me phone, when I nearly choke on a chili flake. Donald Trump, yeah, the guy with the vein problems in his legs, was at a tech summit in Pennsylvania, wafflin’ on about how his uncle, some geezer named Dr. John Trump, taught the bloody Unabomber at MIT. You what, mate? Did I fall asleep and wake up in a Looney Tunes sketch?

 

First off, couple facts for the slow kids in the room. Uncle Johnny carked it in 1985, yeah? Kaczynski, the Unabomber nutter, was off the rails in the late seventies and only got nabbed in 1996. So unless the bloke was teachin’ from the afterlife, I’m callin’ full blown bullsh*t on this one. 

 

Second, Ted Kaczynski never set foot in MIT. Did Harvard, did Michigan, taught in California, but MIT? Nah. Not a chance, mate. Closest he got to MIT was probably readin’ the name on a packet of biscuits.

 

And then, just for a laugh, Trump goes on to say his uncle was the longest servin’ professor at MIT. Turns out, that’s bloody cobblers too. He was there a while, fair play, but not some immortal Yoda of science, not by a mile.

 

Now, don’t get me wrong lads, I ain’t got a dog in Yankee politics, but Christ almighty mate, what is it with these politicians and makin’ up absolute fairy tales about their families? One minute it’s “my uncle discovered electricity,” next it’ll be “my great gran taught Bruce Lee kung fu in her garden shed.”

 

Honestly, you couldn’t script this nonsense. Makes me wonder if the poor sod even believes half the guff comin’ out his own gob, or if he’s just freewheelin’ through life like one of them Pattaya blokes who reckons he was a spy for MI6 but can’t even spell embassy.

 

Anyway, that’s your global leadership update for the day. Blokes runnin’ countries out here talkin’ bigger porkies than a Soi Cowboy bar girl tryin' to get you to bar-fine her. No wonder we all buggered off to Thailand.

 

Life’s simpler when the biggest lie you hear is, “I love you long time.”

Lovely, as always. But today it blew the roof off. How you described Uncle Donnie is wonderful. Thank you❤️

[BLMFem]

4 hours ago, KhaoHom said:

 

Ah...never let a single post go to waste  .. even a tiny opportunity to bash Trump despite the post only being indirectly related. It's an absolute illness you have.

 

Funny thing...no one reads your whinging.

 

Aren't you tired of using that same meme over and over? We're tired of seeing it.

 

Has Trump continued to damage your four businesses 55555555??? We can only hope.

 

I think I have you figured out. You're unsuccessful and angry.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/opinion/tim-walz-questions-why-democrats-come-off-like-theyre-against-people-being-successful/ar-AA1INbBy

 

"Funny thing...no one reads your whinging."

"I didn' take the cookies, mum" said the 5 y/o, his hands full of cookies and his lips full of crumbs.😂

 

"Aren't you tired of using that same meme over and over? We're tired of seeing it."

No, we're not.

 

"I think I have you figured out. You're unsuccessful and angry."

That's called projection, buddy. Sorry to see you're feeling like that.💔

[BarraMarra]

7 hours ago, KhaoHom said:

 

Now you're on about Trump.

 

What was first somewhat amusing mainly for your ability to put your shonky ghetto accent into prose is now just inane ramblings of a soi bukhow lager lout.

 

You jumped the shark mate.

because our friend louis is not from London or infact England KheoHom.

[DezLez]

28 minutes ago, TedG said:

1) Name a Democrat who does not lie.

2) You are the last one who blabber about critical thinking. 

Name a politician anywhere in the world who has neither been "economical with the truth" or told a "terminological inexactitude"!

[TedG]

1 minute ago, DezLez said:

Name a politician anywhere in the world who has neither been "economical with the truth" or told a "terminological inexactitude"!

Name a Democrat who does not lie. 

[DezLez]

2 minutes ago, TedG said:

Name a Democrat who does not lie. 

Read my comment above, if you can!

[BLMFem]

32 minutes ago, TedG said:

1) Name a Democrat who does not lie.

 

This is not the point and you know it. There's a vast difference between being caught in the occasional lie and lying all the time. 

When Dems and Repubs are caught lying, it creates headlines. When Trump's doing it (except for the extra special whoppers) no one bats an eyelid anymore - it's business as usual.

Absolutely bonkers.

[BLMFem]

36 minutes ago, TedG said:

Bla, bla, bla.  Your posts are boring.  

Unlike yours. Very entertaining.

[newbee2022]

4 minutes ago, DezLez said:

Read my comment above, if you can!

It's rubbish, anyway, every day

[Bday Prang]

The dislike of trump has been named as a syndrome, I believe it cannot be mentioned on this forum, or has that been changed?   Trump haters seem to be protected, why is that,