Sane and rational people can take some solace is seeing that even the insanity of cults has a limit, as many previously afflicted with misplaced hero worship are finally waking up to the fact Trump is a self-serving, corrupt moron who couldn't care less about his supporters once he got their vote. So, it turns out that the guy who lied to us about bone spurs and hush money, and his Ukraine phone call and a hurricane and covid and the election, and his height and his weight, and his golf scores and his magically regenerated ear, also lied to us about preserving the East Wing. I’m shocked, I tell you. how did we not see this coming? Yesterday, some reporter had the temerity to ask, ‘dude, what the crap?’ — and God’s Own Avatar On Earth was not pleased. reporter: “I just want a quick follow-up to that question. your response to people who say you haven’t been transparent enough about this—” Donny: “I haven’t been transparent enough? really? I’ve shown this to everybody that would listen. third-rate reporters didn’t see it because they didn’t look. you’re a third-rate reporter. always have been.” What a whiny crybaby. ‘everyone has to love my vulgar dance hall, and you’re a third-rate poopyhead if you don’t.’ Oh, boo hoo. Here’s what Donny calls ‘being transparent’: he held up a held up a drawing of some gaudy gold monstrosity — and then raged because every reporter didn’t immediately burst into tears and go ‘sir! thank you for your transparency. how do you do it? how do you hold up a drawing like no one thought possible? sir! sir!’ Here’s a free clue for the fluorescent tangerine. Flashing a rendering of some vulgar billionaire playground isn’t being ‘transparent.’ Transparency means answering questions. and oh boy, do we have questions.
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