1 hour ago, xtrnuno41 said:

Funny to notice, he is insecure and is jealous on Austrian. His mind blurred on the guy and calling names.

The worst part of all of this was really that I had to fill my head with details of this 1.70 non-entity, this obese pig-like troll. I don't harbour ill-will towards him, he's just head over heels for her and probably suffered more than I did, and again now. But that I had to trail his FB page and get info on him, think about this nobody, it was so humiliating.

Thankfully, he trully is a pig-like obese nobody of 170m and I don't have to be jealous about him, but the fact he was entered into my life, into our relationship is a tragedy really on so many levels.

6 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

The worst part of all of this was really that I had to fill my head with details of this 1.70 non-entity, this obese pig-like troll. I don't harbour ill-will towards him, he's just head over heels for her and probably suffered more than I did, and again now. But that I had to trail his FB page and get info on him, think about this nobody, it was so humiliating.

Thankfully, he trully is a pig-like obese nobody of 170m and I don't have to be jealous about him, but the fact he was entered into my life, into our relationship is a tragedy really on so many levels.

Do you mean 1.7 meters in height? Do you have something against men of short stature?

I am laying on my death bed, stage 4 and one of my final wishes was God's forgiveness for soiling this thread and to reunite these 2 souls forever. For God forgives, and God makes whole.

Whilst it is good news you have her back you still seriously need to get your over inflated ego in check. Why do you continue to slag off the Austrian? He has done nothing to you except make you feel inferior at times because she returned to him. There is no need whatsoever to be nasty.

Now you are celebrating what you see is a big win personally I see a whole heap of further trouble ( I genuinely don’t want that for you but I can see it happening). You just have to be in total control and this young lady is not going to allow that. She has you exactly where she wants you. You are going to give up a comfortable lifestyle in CM and move to Phuket where you don’t really want to be and it would appear you are already having misgivings about where she might be or who she is with. Your insecurity, demand to be in control and lack of trust are going to kill this. This girl is not going to put up with your BS and you are going to get hurt.

That said however, I do wish you well and I do hope it works out for you.

43 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

The worst part of all of this was really that I had to fill my head with details of this 1.70 non-entity, this obese pig-like troll. I don't harbour ill-will towards him, he's just head over heels for her and probably suffered more than I did, and again now. But that I had to trail his FB page and get info on him, think about this nobody, it was so humiliating.

Thankfully, he trully is a pig-like obese nobody of 170m and I don't have to be jealous about him, but the fact he was entered into my life, into our relationship is a tragedy really on so many levels.

Unbelievable arrogance and nastiness on your part oh and to correct you you entered into his relationship not he into yours.

1 hour ago, Utalk2mutt said:

Unbelievable arrogance and nastiness on your part oh and to correct you you entered into his relationship not he into yours.

You guys are ignoring the elephant in the room.

Who did she vote for in this election?

2 hours ago, Cameroni said:

The worst part of all of this was really that I had to fill my head with details of this 1.70 non-entity, this obese pig-like troll. I don't harbour ill-will towards him, he's just head over heels for her and probably suffered more than I did, and again now. But that I had to trail his FB page and get info on him, think about this nobody, it was so humiliating.

Thankfully, he trully is a pig-like obese nobody of 170m and I don't have to be jealous about him, but the fact he was entered into my life, into our relationship is a tragedy really on so many levels.

Yet you seem happy to be enjoying his sloppy seconds.

2 hours ago, Cameroni said:

Obviously I'm not enthused about moving to Phuket or Ko Samui. I'd only do it for her. But at least in Phuket I may get to meet this 1.70 m Pigman and stare him down face to face. At Big C.

You could buy him a Tea-Cup and call it a date !

2 hours ago, Cameroni said:

Or the beach. It'd be so off to go to these places, knowing she was there with him. I really hope she goes for Ko Samui instead.

The beaches in Samui are also likely to be covered in her DNA... 🫢

2 hours ago, Cameroni said:

The worst part of all of this was really that I had to fill my head with details of this 1.70 non-entity, this obese pig-like troll. I don't harbour ill-will towards him, he's just head over heels for her and probably suffered more than I did, and again now. But that I had to trail his FB page and get info on him, think about this nobody, it was so humiliating.

Thankfully, he trully is a pig-like obese nobody of 170m and I don't have to be jealous about him, but the fact he was entered into my life, into our relationship is a tragedy really on so many levels.

Any forum reader who's 1.70cm tall with a fugly p4p girlfriend is now worrying that her 'trip to visit her her mother in Sisaket' is actually something else... 🫣

2 hours ago, Cameroni said:

Nah, she's serious about staying with me. She agreed to let me see her phone. She went through mine as well.

Did it keep powering down and disconnecting from the internet every few mins ?

2 hours ago, Cameroni said:

The money is not really the issue. The issue is that she loves Phuket, playing beach volleyball there. It's the lifestyle. That's why she went there. Sure, the Pigman bankrolling her, and financing her lifestyle, giving presents, was a nice plus, but it's not about him.

Is 'Volley-ball' a euphemism from Tinder and all the other dating apps ?

2 hours ago, Cameroni said:

She told me she did much worse to him than she did to me.

She'll be telling another guy the same thing about you soon enough..

Welcome back Cam! Thought this thread was in a death spiral for a while.

You should absolutely move to Phuket! You are the first person ever to give up your settled life in one location to follow a p4p princess. I’m sure it will demonstrate your true love and both live happily ever after.

1 hour ago, Celsius said:

Who did she vote for in this election?

Think she voted for a nutting in Phuket.

4 hours ago, Effective altruism said:

Do you mean 1.7 meters in height? Do you have something against men of short stature?

Thank God I'm on the average, hands, shoes, height, but I still think this is not okay,.flaming those who are not as gifted as him, and still insecure about everything in life.

What a life it must be

I am now rooting for the Austrian. Hope he get the pg back ,which i am sure he ill in about 2 weeks. The egomaniac aka cameroni has no class and is just a standover merchant.

10 hours ago, Utalk2mutt said:

Whilst it is good news you have her back you still seriously need to get your over inflated ego in check. Why do you continue to slag off the Austrian? He has done nothing to you except make you feel inferior at times because she returned to him. There is no need whatsoever to be nasty.

Now you are celebrating what you see is a big win personally I see a whole heap of further trouble ( I genuinely don’t want that for you but I can see it happening). You just have to be in total control and this young lady is not going to allow that. She has you exactly where she wants you. You are going to give up a comfortable lifestyle in CM and move to Phuket where you don’t really want to be and it would appear you are already having misgivings about where she might be or who she is with. Your insecurity, demand to be in control and lack of trust are going to kill this. This girl is not going to put up with your BS and you are going to get hurt.

That said however, I do wish you well and I do hope it works out for you.

I think the same but can't express it as clearly as you did above. His ego is unleashed and destroying his life here in Thailand. One day he will wake up I hope and realize the futility of chasing the dragon. Rewind 10 years and I was similar to him and possibly worse. I gringe today thinking of all the effort I put into chasing but luckily I have moved on and now can enjoy all the simple beauties that I see regularly.

What he is not experiencing in his daily life because of his addiction to Phuket girl is sad. Reminds me of my drug addicted brother. Wouldn't want to be him.

12 hours ago, Utalk2mutt said:

Whilst it is good news you have her back you still seriously need to get your over inflated ego in check. Why do you continue to slag off the Austrian? He has done nothing to you except make you feel inferior at times because she returned to him. There is no need whatsoever to be nasty.

Now you are celebrating what you see is a big win personally I see a whole heap of further trouble ( I genuinely don’t want that for you but I can see it happening). You just have to be in total control and this young lady is not going to allow that. She has you exactly where she wants you. You are going to give up a comfortable lifestyle in CM and move to Phuket where you don’t really want to be and it would appear you are already having misgivings about where she might be or who she is with. Your insecurity, demand to be in control and lack of trust are going to kill this. This girl is not going to put up with your BS and you are going to get hurt.

That said however, I do wish you well and I do hope it works out for you.

I know, but it's not just that she returned to him. He bought her dresses, she was wearing his hat. She also told me she like him for telling her to have fun on the beach while he just sat there waiting. That she thought he was so good for driving her to the bus, though he knew she was going to see another guy. I also saw photos of her and him on her phone, where she acted so happy and cute, like when she was with me.

I hate him for taking her to eat at some good places, introducing her to new food. For giving her a new history thar doesn't include me.

Objectively, yes, he had her first, but she left him to be with me. I thought he was done. That he made a reappearance was unnecessary. I know it was because he gave her good milk. That's why she returned to him. That makes it even more vexing.

I realize he's distraught and suffering now. Like I was. But I just find him repulsive. He's physically disgusting. To think my beautiful girl lay next to this pig is almost unbearable. Not because I dislike him. But because he really is repulsive.

12 minutes ago, Cameroni said:

I realize he's distraught and suffering now. Like I was. But I just find him repulsive. He's physically disgusting. To think my beautiful girl lay next to this pig is almost unbearable. Not because I dislike him. But because he really is repulsive.

When you kissed her, did you also taste him?

26 minutes ago, Effective altruism said:

When you kissed her, did you also taste him?

The standover control freak is really starting to sho w his true colours now. What a loser he actually is. The Austrian man did no wrong,just paid more money and i tell you right now, the control freak will soon scare the pg off again . She will be back with Mr Austria within 2 weeks ,of that i am sure.

1 hour ago, Effective altruism said:

When you kissed her, did you also taste him?

Maybe this actually turns him on?

1 hour ago, Cameroni said:

I know, but it's not just that she returned to him. He bought her dresses, she was wearing his hat. She also told me she like him for telling her to have fun on the beach while he just sat there waiting. That she thought he was so good for driving her to the bus, though he knew she was going to see another guy. I also saw photos of her and him on her phone, where she acted so happy and cute, like when she was with me.

I hate him for taking her to eat at some good places, introducing her to new food. For giving her a new history thar doesn't include me.

Objectively, yes, he had her first, but she left him to be with me. I thought he was done. That he made a reappearance was unnecessary. I know it was because he gave her good milk. That's why she returned to him. That makes it even more vexing.

I realize he's distraught and suffering now. Like I was. But I just find him repulsive. He's physically disgusting. To think my beautiful girl lay next to this pig is almost unbearable. Not because I dislike him. But because he really is repulsive.

It matters not how you find him, repulsive or otherwise she saw fit to return to him perhaps for a final suck on his plums. You sound jealous is that because despite being repulsive ( to you, she’s clearly into him)he may not be as controlling, questioning, wanting to trawl through her phone or check her bank account which is something she likes about him and you hate. He gives her a bit more freedom.

This girl right now is untamable she is going to do exactly what she wants when she wants. She has you exactly right where she wants you. She is not your property and she never will be. You continually big yourself up like you are someone special (Mr I love me who do you love)when the reality is you are a nightmare. Your ego is out of control and you have tried to put several AN members down by pointing this fact out to you. You and only you are going to be fully responsible when she ups and b*ggers off again because of your irrational behaviour and inability to give her some space. P4P girl or not she deserves some respect.

Just for the record I am 1.70 and 63 years old does that make me repulsive and dwarfescue? (oh how I laughed when you came out with this little chestnut).

2 hours ago, Utalk2mutt said:

Just for the record I am 1.70 and 63 years old does that make me repulsive and dwarfescue? (oh how I laughed when you came out with this little chestnut).

Innocent questions....

Do you live in sunny Phuket ?... And have you recently been enthusiastically dancing the horizontal tango with a remarkably mediocre looking mercenary smut-bucket with the personality of soggy cardboard ?

... someone who complained about a “controlling” 54-year-old sugar fossil she's been tenderising for her next financial harvest?

Are you the supporting Austrian actor in Phuket Girls long-running production of Fifty Shades of Direct Debit ?

16 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Yet you seem happy to be enjoying his sloppy seconds.

“Sloppy seconds” doesn’t even begin to cover it.

She’s been running a full-scale casting call in Phuket for a month straight - swiping like a day trader on amphetamines, onboarding candidates from every dating app known to mankind... Tinder, Bumble, Hinge - if it has a login screen, she’s been farming it....

... and the forums favourite viral vanguard is playing biological roulette with the Pathogen Princess after her Triple-Digit Drippings.... he’ll be courted by pharma giants - Patient Zero - the poster boy for the next 'zoonotic' outbreak as the mutant “Chlamydia Chimera” jumps the animal-human interface... It won't be pangolins or bats, remote farmers rogering goats... It'll be Cam - raw-dogging his Takoyaki-faced trouser gravy gobbler sending the globe into fiscal melt-down...

Do us all a favour - welly up cam !!!

36 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Innocent questions....

Do you live in sunny Phuket ?... And have you recently been enthusiastically dancing the horizontal tango with a remarkably mediocre looking mercenary smut-bucket with the personality of soggy cardboard ?

... someone who complained about a “controlling” 54-year-old sugar fossil she's been tenderising for her next financial harvest?

Are you the supporting Austrian actor in Phuket Girls long-running production of Fifty Shades of Direct Debit ?

555 @Richard as much as I would like to say yes to your questions it’s a no I don’t live in Phuket and alas there’s been no “ smut bucket” dancing of any kind. With regards to being Austrian I fail there too only quals I have with respect to the Cameroni model are I’m 1.70 and 63YO without the obesity or looking like a 🐷. I also failed the audition for fifty shades of Credit Card as I have very little ego, despise control freaks and don’t hate every male around me nor am in love with myself. Failure all round I’m afraid.

1 hour ago, Utalk2mutt said:

555 @Richard as much as I would like to say yes to your questions it’s a no I don’t live in Phuket and alas there’s been no “ smut bucket” dancing of any kind. With regards to being Austrian I fail there too only quals I have with respect to the Cameroni model are I’m 1.70 and 63YO without the obesity or looking like a 🐷. I also failed the audition for fifty shades of Credit Card as I have very little ego, despise control freaks and don’t hate every male around me nor am in love with myself. Failure all round I’m afraid.

Thats such a disappointment - it would have made for great forum consumption...

... A showdown between "Hitlers Nephew" and "Cam the Captor" could have turned this into a 300 pager....

Though I suspect there is plenty more fuel once the kids are introduced and Cam starts acting all fatherly...

... Or when Helmut himself returns from his 'break' and goose-steps back and Phuket Girl feels compelled to vote for the local 'Phu Yai Baan' down there...

Personally I think she’ll relent and return once “H’s nephew” promises to don the old lederhosen. There is no way Cameroni can compete with that. A bit of Austrian style culture with a bratwurst mit pommes ohne Zenf thrown in the girl will be weak at the knees( and on her knees)yet again. For sure there a few more pages left in this story.

20 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

You could buy him a Tea-Cup and call it a date !

The beaches in Samui are also likely to be covered in her DNA... 🫢

For some reason Cannelloni seems to think the Austrian guy is the only customer she has ever had, she has probably been doing this for years and has a string of the guys visit at different times of the year, Cannelloni is just one link in the chain.

Plus he calls the Austria pig like, calls him a cripple which is a terrible thing to say, he implies he has won the girl back from the guy in a sort of old fashioned duel, he has just 1) offered more money or promises of it in the future or the Austrian has gone back home as he has already filled his boots (well probably hers) and will be back at a later date for a bit more 'slap and tickle', in the meantime Cannelloni will be the sponsor for a while.

If I was stupid enough to put up with all of this I would keep it a secret, but then again there is the option he is just taking the pisssssss and is just a wordsmith having fun, either way, I find it funny. 😄

13 minutes ago, Utalk2mutt said:

Personally I think she’ll relent and return once “H’s nephew” promises to don the old lederhosen. There is no way Cameroni can compete with that. A bit of Austrian style culture with a bratwurst mit pommes ohne Zenf thrown in the girl will be weak at the knees( and on her knees)yet again. For sure there a few more pages left in this story.

Hopefully make it to 300!

w

4 minutes ago, JamesPhuket10 said:

For some reason Cannelloni seems to think the Austrian guy is the only customer she has ever had, she has probably been doing this for years and has a string of the guys visit at different times of the year, Cannelloni is just one link in the chain.

Plus he calls the Austria pig like, calls him a cripple which is a terrible thing to say, he implies he has won the girl back from the guy in a sort of old fashioned duel, he has just 1) offered more money or promises of it in the future or the Austrian has gone back home as he has already filled his boots (well probably hers) and will be back at a later date for a bit more 'slap and tickle', in the meantime Cannelloni will be the sponsor for a while.

If I was stupid enough to put up with all of this I would keep it a secret, but then again there is the option he is just taking the pisssssss and is just a wordsmith having fun, either way, I find it funny. 😄

Why do you keep calling him Cannelloni? That's not his name.

Seems to be some jealous undertones happening here.

Are you Austrian but any chance? Live in Phuket?

Lost a rental recently?

The tread for the Gossip aunties how you guys making soup of a needle or making a mountain out of a molehill

2 minutes ago, Hummin said:

The tread for the Gossip aunties how you guys making soup of a needle or making a mountain out of a molehill

Soup of a needle?

Something lost in translation there old son.

4 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

Innocent questions....

Do you live in sunny Phuket ?... And have you recently been enthusiastically dancing the horizontal tango with a remarkably mediocre looking mercenary smut-bucket with the personality of soggy cardboard ?

... someone who complained about a “controlling” 54-year-old sugar fossil she's been tenderising for her next financial harvest?

Are you the supporting Austrian actor in Phuket Girls long-running production of Fifty Shades of Direct Debit ?

I do live in Sunny Phuket full time, no to the other questions but I can speak German, oh and a Thai woman was complaining to me last week about her husband being a bit bossy.

Shall I make up a CV of my talents so I can be a candidate as the next sponsor of Phuket-Isaan-Girl or can I just show her, my very large, very broad, filled to the brim, an incredible sight, many girls have seen it before and were more than impressed .......WALLET 😄