2 minutes ago, atpeace said:

54 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Had three back in the UK, looked like someone had slaughtered a pig in the bed each time.

And they all cried and complained, it wasn't even much fun for me either.

You ain't missed nothing.

I had one and she didn't bleed. I like to think she was fibbing because the other probable reason is a little harder to accept.

14 hours ago, swissie said:

I have always liked BritManToo comments. Shamelesly frank comments when it comes to Farang/Thai relationdhips. Honesty at it's best.

Surely, by adopting BMT's approach, a zillion of Farangs would have suffered much less by following BMT's advice/lifestyle.

There are some standout authentic posters on this forum. The person who started this thread being one of them (edit: oops - I thought Scuba started this thread). Their opinions might be unpopular but they are authentic. I wonder of late with Britmantoo at times but still find him to be extremely authentic.

Ha, upon retiring to Thailand, the advise was to look for a sterile, wealthy, orphan as the "sweet spot".

15 hours ago, Lacessit said:

My GF is a grandmother. I won't mind if someone calls me a grandm*therf*cker, it has a certain ring to it.

The term is : Grannygrinder

1 hour ago, Rockyroad said:

Be cool if Putin and Trump joined up. The left would wreck their mouse and be off to hospital with finger injuries.

Curious if you read this is something that they both might be pursuing. I was going to post a few nights ago that I thought this was the next big Trump move - I was drinking - did I post this???

I'm not a Trump fanatic like yourself but this would be checkmate as far as China is concerned. I have no idea if it would be a good thing for global prosperity but seems to be an obvious next move for Trump. He only cares about himself and maybe America but not sure ;)

26 minutes ago, atpeace said:

There are some standout authentic posters on this forum. The person who started this thread being one of them (edit: oops - I thought Scuba started this thread). Their opinions might be unpopular but they are authentic. I wonder of late with Britmantoo at times but still find him to be extremely authentic.

They could be lying too.

I only slept with a virgin once that I know of, and it was so incredibly overrated. I much prefer women with experience though I do prefer them younger and definitely not older.

1 minute ago, spidermike007 said:

I only slept with a virgin once that I know of, and it was so incredibly overrated. I much prefer women with experience though I do prefer them younger and definitely not older.

She told me that was all you did......

Slept.

I was with her a hour later.

🙃🙃

1 minute ago, Rockyroad said:

They could be lying too.

Yep - but like you they probably aren't imo. You are crude and confrontational but I like you posts because I value authenticity more than almost anything. Wish you learned how to be more understanding of others and realized you're wrong at least as often as most posters :) In the end - hope you stay authentic by whatever name you will be using in the furure.

3 minutes ago, Lucky Bones said:

She told me that was all you did......

Slept.

I was with her a hour later.

🙃🙃

It was one of the best naps I can ever remember.

7 minutes ago, atpeace said:

Yep - but like you they probably aren't imo. You are crude and confrontational but I like you posts because I value authenticity more than almost anything. Wish you learned how to be more understanding of others and realized you're wrong at least as often as most posters :) In the end - hope you stay authentic by whatever name you will be using in the furure.

I understand that people are wrong often. Humans are very limited. Eat, sleep, <deleted> and hope for the best.

Plenty of virgins in Pattaya 🤣🤣🤣

Only good thing about virgins is that you won't catch a VD.

But now if they had the MRNA shots, even they aren't safe anymore.

17 hours ago, swissie said:

I realised that I never slept with a virgin

Omg, me too.

I've shagged a few in my Holden panelvan when I was younger, then sent them home, back to mum and dad

2 hours ago, wavodavo said:

You know if her family owned a brewery she woud be a perfect catch !!

And especially if she was 3 feet tall with a very large mouth?

13 hours ago, Yagoda said:

Bought (love) loyalty is the best and longest lasting (love) loyalty.

With your character, it's all you will ever know...

A long time ago, I asked my girlfriend at the time to find me a virgin because I wanted to experience defloration once in my life.

The experience was expensive and disastrous: the girl was shaking and scared, she started crying when she saw my erection and then she screamed during penetration. I hurried to carry out my mission and, after ejaculating, she ran to the toilet leaving me alone with my bloody male organ.

I have no desire to go through that again. I prefer experienced girls who know how to please men while offering their intimate orifices for an affordable price.

14 minutes ago, Look Chang said:

A long time ago, I asked my girlfriend at the time to find me a virgin because I wanted to experience defloration once in my life.

The experience was expensive and disastrous: the girl was shaking and scared, she started crying when she saw my erection and then she screamed during penetration. I hurried to carry out my mission and, after ejaculating, she ran to the toilet leaving me alone with my bloody male organ.

I have no desire to go through that again. I prefer experienced girls who know how to please men while offering their intimate orifices for an affordable price.

Probably crying with laughter.

18 hours ago, swissie said:

What is Thai-Humor?

Show them a 3 stooges video and watch them split their sides laughing!

35 minutes ago, Look Chang said:

A long time ago, I asked my girlfriend at the time to find me a virgin because I wanted to experience defloration once in my life.

The experience was expensive and disastrous: the girl was shaking and scared, she started crying when she saw my erection and then she screamed during penetration. I hurried to carry out my mission and, after ejaculating, she ran to the toilet leaving me alone with my bloody male organ.

I have no desire to go through that again. I prefer experienced girls who know how to please men while offering their intimate orifices for an affordable price.

Can you imagine the completely bizarre and twisted extremists who actually buy into the concept of 72 of those virgins? One is enough of a nightmare can you imagine multiples? Yikes. Give me a highly experienced woman anytime over a virgin please. The whole concept is based on pure adulterated fake puritanism.

Found the whole first time business quite ----- nerve wracking !

Give m

5 hours ago, parallelman said:

At my age I don't worry about such things, 😃

I never did.

5 hours ago, Rockyroad said:

-1m means the same nothing. Sadly the site is full of negative people. You don't get a free beer for a thumbs up. This site was good 20 years ago people say. Some more useful content.

Depends on which forums you hang out on and what your intentions are.

Up to you.

5 hours ago, Rockyroad said:

Be cool if Putin and Trump joined up. The left would wreck their mouse and be off to hospital with finger injuries.

They don't need to. They've got enough toadies on AN as it is.

They can easily be spotted.

This is one of the impressive things about AN - to watch how a thread about sex with virgins gets mutilated into something to slag off 'the left' and cheer for Putin and Trump. Amazing Thailand.

29 minutes ago, BusyB said:

They don't need to. They've got enough toadies on AN as it is.

They can easily be spotted.

This is one of the impressive things about AN - to watch how a thread about sex with virgins gets mutilated into something to slag off 'the left' and cheer for Putin and Trump. Amazing Thailand.

The left loves talking Trump. He is their "villian" like in the movies.

Concerning the Nude Awakening.

This happens to me every morning.

Even at 18-degrees C,

Clothing is still too much for me.

37 minutes ago, BusyB said:

Depends on which forums you hang out on and what your intentions are.

Up to you.

Are there any great ones?

19 hours ago, atpeace said:

No, she had money and that is why she was single. She is strange and likes to be alone. She has lots of friends but could walk away tomorrow and start over with little issue. I think she has more money than me but not sure. We don't discuss money and when i do she tries to be interested but it is obvious she wants me to talk about something else. She owns the home and the condos we vacation at and I didn't buy them. She isn't rich but secure.

Nothing wrong with your situation and I've been there many times. Looking back, every relationship before this one the last 25 years, money was a huge factor.

What a disgusting post

19 hours ago, atpeace said:

You are a unicorn in Thailand. I too like older women but I also like beauty and no kids to deal with. I'm 59 and realized 5 years ago older beautiful women without children were extremely rare and the effort to find them was exhausting :) I found her though and never letting her go. Wake up every morning wondering how I managed to land her.

Normally, when speaking about landing something, we are referring to aircraft, fish, and whales.

Well, maybe not a whale.

Beaching whales is more like it.

32 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Normally, when speaking about landing something, we are referring to aircraft, fish, and whales.

Well, maybe not a whale.

Beaching whales is more like it.

Landing a punch, a satellite, on a page, lights etc!