This morning I woke up in horror.

I realised that I never slept with a virgin. I always prefered women a little older than me. They know the "gospel" better than virgins.

BUT: They all already had children! That clearly makes me a M*therf*cker. Next time someone calls me a M*therf*cker, I can only agree and break out in tears. Followed by physical self-flagellation.

Hmmmm... Or maybe we should think twice before we call someone a M*therf*cker.

My GF is a grandmother. I won't mind if someone calls me a grandm*therf*cker, it has a certain ring to it.

33 minutes ago, swissie said:

This morning I woke up in horror.

I realised that I never slept with a virgin. I always prefered women a little older than me. They know the "gospel" better than virgins.

BUT: They all already had children! That clearly makes me a M*therf*cker. Next time someone calls me a M*therf*cker, I can only agree and break out in tears. Followed by physical self-flagellation.

Hmmmm... Or maybe we should think twice before we call someone a M*therf*cker.

You are a unicorn in Thailand. I too like older women but I also like beauty and no kids to deal with. I'm 59 and realized 5 years ago older beautiful women without children were extremely rare and the effort to find them was exhausting :) I found her though and never letting her go. Wake up every morning wondering how I managed to land her.

8 minutes ago, atpeace said:

Wake up every morning wondering how I managed to land her.

Answer: she needed the money.

Same as mine ........

Looking for a female virgin in Thailand is very much looking for the needle in the haystack, sort of venture...

1 minute ago, BritManToo said:

Answer: she needed the money.

Same as mine ........

No, she had money and that is why she was single. She is strange and likes to be alone. She has lots of friends but could walk away tomorrow and start over with little issue. I think she has more money than me but not sure. We don't discuss money and when i do she tries to be interested but it is obvious she wants me to talk about something else. She owns the home and the condos we vacation at and I didn't buy them. She isn't rich but secure.

Nothing wrong with your situation and I've been there many times. Looking back, every relationship before this one the last 25 years, money was a huge factor.

39 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

My GF is a grandmother. I won't mind if someone calls me a grandm*therf*cker, it has a certain ring to it.

So far, we got "thumbs down". The both of us..

Why is it that apearantly most members on AN or Farangs living in Thailand for any lenght of time have lost all sense of humor? Especially "sarcasm". Understandable, as Thais do not comprehend "sarcasm" in the first place. Adaptation to non-western humor by Falangs? What is Thai-Humor? Taking pleasure in other Thais misfortune? I have observed this on many occasions. Farangs adopting to this? Replacing "western humor"?

I read a short story once about a man who lived in a time when they had found out that men had exactly 10,000 organisms. He was down to his last one and wanted to save it for someone "special". The women of the time would like to brag about how many "lasties" they got and could tell when men were at their end by their "shying away." Of course, in the end, after a night on the town, he wakes up in the morning next to a not-so-special stranger.

17 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Answer: she needed the money.

Same as mine ........

I have always liked BritManToo comments. Shamelesly frank comments when it comes to Farang/Thai relationdhips. Honesty at it's best.

Surely, by adopting BMT's approach, a zillion of Farangs would have suffered much less by following BMT's advice/lifestyle.

58 minutes ago, swissie said:

So far, we got "thumbs down". The both of us..

Why is it that apearantly most members on AN or Farangs living in Thailand for any lenght of time have lost all sense of humor? Especially "sarcasm". Understandable, as Thais do not comprehend "sarcasm" in the first place. Adaptation to non-western humor by Falangs? What is Thai-Humor? Taking pleasure in other Thais misfortune? I have observed this on many occasions. Farangs adopting to this? Replacing "western humor"?

I don't worry about a thumbs down, it usually comes from a person who has two hairs in their @rse tied together.

Occasionally, I will do something that sends my Thai GF into hysterics of laughter, but I can't understand why it is so funny to her.

I find Thais like self-deprecating humor. Thai women love it when I say I am poor, and not handsome.

3 hours ago, BritManToo said:

Answer: she needed the money.

Same as mine ........

Bought (love) loyalty is the best and longest lasting (love) loyalty.

I wonder how long it would take me to marry an Isaan 21 year old with some negotiations to her parents.

7 hours ago, swissie said:

So far, we got "thumbs down". The both of us..

Why is it that apearantly most members on AN or Farangs living in Thailand for any lenght of time have lost all sense of humor? Especially "sarcasm". Understandable, as Thais do not comprehend "sarcasm" in the first place. Adaptation to non-western humor by Falangs? What is Thai-Humor? Taking pleasure in other Thais misfortune? I have observed this on many occasions. Farangs adopting to this? Replacing "western humor"?

Site is full of haters. Positive people are out kite surfing, bike riding and scuba diving.

I said bananas are 14% sugar and got 5 thumbs down 555

There's some real "winners" on here

slept with plenty of virgins, back home as a teenager and young adult, and later in life in other climes. also enjoyed women whose virginity is a distant memory. life's for living.

8 hours ago, bunnydrops said:

I read a short story once about a man who lived in a time when they had found out that men had exactly 10,000 organisms. He was down to his last one and wanted to save it for someone "special". The women of the time would like to brag about how many "lasties" they got and could tell when men were at their end by their "shying away." Of course, in the end, after a night on the town, he wakes up in the morning next to a not-so-special stranger.

I love a good organism to start my day. 😆

13 hours ago, swissie said:

I realised that I never slept with a virgin.

I can assure you that if given a choice between a virgin and a 30 years old "experienced" gal at the peak of her sexuality - I'd take the latter.
Speaking from experience, popping a girl's cherry is nothing to write home about.

5 hours ago, Rockyroad said:

Site is full of haters. Positive people are out kite surfing, bike riding and scuba diving.

I said bananas are 14% sugar and got 5 thumbs down 555

There's some real "winners" on here

I wonder if you'll pass the -2000 score today.

At my age I don't worry about such things, 😃

2 minutes ago, FlorC said:

I wonder if you'll pass the -2000 score today.

-1m means the same nothing. Sadly the site is full of negative people. You don't get a free beer for a thumbs up. This site was good 20 years ago people say. Some more useful content.

5 hours ago, Rockyroad said:

I said bananas are 14% sugar and got 5 thumbs down 555

Some have their trigger finger at the ready, when they come across my user name, firing away.

I'm sure they never bother to read my comments, just blast me with a thumbs down.

1 minute ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Some have their trigger finger at the ready, when they come across my user name, firing away.

I'm sure they never bother to read my comments, just blast me with a thumbs down.

Marin, Roo and Scotjohn do that. Roo rarely speaks. They should list the top 5 users of Thumbs down for the year.

5 minutes ago, Rockyroad said:

-1m means the same nothing. Sadly the site is full of negative people. You don't get a free beer for a thumbs up. This site was good 20 years ago people say. Some more useful content.

Excuse excuses..... From 20 years ago until today TV or AN has never had a poster like you. Never. You should be proud of your accomplishment. It will never be done again. Keep this nick and the negative reputation will continue to grow.

Its just your fellow posters showing how they feel about your input.

Perhaps if you lived in the LOS it would be better, it would give you a much better perspective on what is really happening.

555 he was there waiting

I would prefer a "longer than one night " intimate relationship with 40+ lady that was educated andknew what she wanted, as well as enjoy more of life than just "rack time"

25 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Some have their trigger finger at the ready, when they come across my user name, firing away.

I'm sure they never bother to read my comments, just blast me with a thumbs down.

Be cool if Putin and Trump joined up. The left would wreck their mouse and be off to hospital with finger injuries.

On our first date, I asked her about her family.

She told me that she wasn’t that close to them and that her daughters were off living their own adult lives and didn’t talk to her much.

That’s as close to childless as I think you can get in Thailand. I was really happy when I heard that.

She has been with two men prior to me, both husbands

That’s as close to a virgin as I think you can get in Thailand.

She calls me Christian Gray. I was really happy to hear that too.

14 hours ago, swissie said:

This morning I woke up in horror.

I realised that I never slept with a virgin. I always prefered women a little older than me. They know the "gospel" better than virgins.

Why would sleeping with a virgin upset you? The girl could be your daughter, your sister, or even some young woman you met at a party. Sleeping with any of those would not upset me.

14 hours ago, swissie said:

This morning I woke up in horror.

I realised that I never slept with a virgin. I always prefered women a little older than me. They know the "gospel" better than virgins.

Had three back in the UK, looked like someone had slaughtered a pig in the bed each time.

And they all cried and complained, it wasn't even much fun for me either.

You ain't missed nothing.

In the Republic of Georgia, couples hang their sheets out in front of the house to show the blood stains to prove that she was in fact, a good girl

But since most women don’t really bleed, they do in fact have a jar of pig blood around to decorate the sheets just in case.

Only one virginal experience... for both of us at age 16.
From that day on, I have NEVER wanted to experience that again. Give me an older, experienced woman. I may be an educator by profession, but I don't want to do that in bed.

14 hours ago, atpeace said:

No, she had money and that is why she was single. She is strange and likes to be alone. She has lots of friends but could walk away tomorrow and start over with little issue. I think she has more money than me but not sure. We don't discuss money and when i do she tries to be interested but it is obvious she wants me to talk about something else. She owns the home and the condos we vacation at and I didn't buy them. She isn't rich but secure.

Nothing wrong with your situation and I've been there many times. Looking back, every relationship before this one the last 25 years, money was a huge factor.

You know if her family owned a brewery she woud be a perfect catch !!