I see this when having my first sip of home brewed coffee:

Reading AN with my first cuppa!

You truly didn't need to share your creepy stalking photos with us. You could have just continued lusting over your neighbor's arse in private. And if he finally lets you have your way with him, I hope you will at least have the common courtesy to give him a reach around.

Just now, BilllyGOAT said:

You truly didn't need to share your creepy stalking photos with us. You could have just continued lusting over your neighbor's arse in private. And if he finally lets you have your way with him, I hope you will at least have the common courtesy to give him a reach around.

is that you ? cover up that's not a good look ...

Just now, PhilipHabib said:

is that you ? cover up that's not a good look ...

Can only imagine what you do for an encore. What’s next, spy cam shots from your men’s room collection?

17 minutes ago, PhilipHabib said:

I see this when having my first sip of home brewed coffee:

Am I missing something, or are you basically just trying to tell us that you like watching the sun come up in the morning?

Just now, Hummin said:

My morning ritual with coffe after stretching and bending, and often a rowing or Ski-Erg session, and soon the air clean enough for morning walks to

I understand your morning ritual, and it sounds good, but not sure I understand the connection to the photo of the hairy pussy between your legs?

Just now, BilllyGOAT said:

Can only imagine what you do for an encore. What’s next, spy cam shots from your men’s room collection?

Lose weight, being a naked phatty on a balcony is nasty and we don't want to see that

Just now, PhilipHabib said:

Lose weight, being a naked phatty on a balcony is nasty and we don't want to see that

Says the poofter posting snaps of men's arses he'd like to sniff for breakfast.

If you didn't look in that direction you wouldn't see it.

Doesn't take AI and quantum physics to figure.

Or are you expecting someone to say "I wake up every morning and sit bare-assed on my balcony, and some perv takes pics of me doing it." 😃

Coupla ciggies with a black coffee.

Morning poo then pull on some rubber gloves and scrutinize before flushing.

Just now, PhilipHabib said:

Lose weight, being a naked phatty on a balcony is nasty and we don't want to see that

He looks fitter than most aging farangs here on this forum. I would just laugh and this bothers you I can only imagine what the rest of your day and all the emotional perils. You moved to Thailand and this is an issue? I had German neighbor do this for 10 years and wish he would have reduced the daily frequency but it was a little funny.

This is so hot thanks op 🔥

Sh*t, shower, meds, coffee and a 90 minutes walk and I'm 81 years old.

Just now, PhilipHabib said:

I see this when having my first sip of home brewed coffee:

Thats the living in box experience unfortunately. And thats only one of them, but if his 30 year younger wife walks out naked? What then ?

My morning ritual with coffe after stretching and bending, and often a rowing or Ski-Erg session, and soon the air clean enough for morning walks to

Just now, NONG CHOK said:

Sh*t, shower, meds, coffee and a 90 minutes walk and I'm 81 years old.

That was my parents until 82 :) Best of luck and keep living the good life.

Just now, PhilipHabib said:

Lose weight, being a naked phatty on a balcony is nasty and we don't want to see that

Agree, what a tosser

Why I can't live around people, big problem with the husbands as the wives line our wall to gaze over at me. Smiles all around.

Oh crap, the wife is back from the Greenhouse.

I do wonder why all the workers in the pineapple field seem to be woman, and not much seems to get done.

Just now, PhilipHabib said:

I see this when having my first sip of home brewed coffee:

A slingshot or pea shooter come to mind. And film it of course

2 hours ago, Alpha84 said:

I understand your morning ritual, and it sounds good, but not sure I understand the connection to the photo of the hairy pussy between your legs?

Do you want the imaginary version, or the real version ?

2 hours ago, PhilipHabib said:

I see this when having my first sip of home brewed coffee:

Is that a mirror ,taking a selfie ?

regards Worgeordie

I'll never rent another condo without an open view.

Morning

Coffee first and before anything.

Check blood pressure 30 minutes after waking

Browse X, read blogs

10 mins weights

25 mins stretching

75 mins jog/walk

Shower

59 minutes ago, Hummin said:

Do you want the imaginary version, or the real version ?

I think I've already seen enough of yours already. But a hairy pussy is definitely the best way to start the morning. Forget the coffee and tea.

4 minutes ago, Alpha84 said:

I think I've already seen enough of yours already. But a hairy pussy is definitely the best way to start the morning. Forget the coffee and tea.

It just happens the cat comes back from his night mission when I'm having coffee, so it is a morning ritual now. When I'm not here, he is always sleeping outside.

Nice company

Edited May 6May 6 by Hummin

Lucky that you were only drinking coffee and not eating your breakfast …

14 hours ago, StarOfLight said:

I'll never rent another condo without an open view.

Morning

Coffee first and before anything.

Check blood pressure 30 minutes after waking

Browse X, read blogs

10 mins weights

25 mins stretching

75 mins jog/walk

Shower

You should check you BP before your morning coffee and after your 100-odd minutes of exercise. You will get better (lower) and more honest results.

13 hours ago, Hummin said:

It just happens the cat comes back from his night mission when I'm having coffee, so it is a morning ritual now. When I'm not here, he is always sleeping outside.

Nice company

Agreed. When I was working in Bangkok, it was great to be woken up by my morning pussy coming home after her night out on the tiles. A brisk thrash, then a shower and coffee before heading off to work early to beat the traffic, while she slept it off all day.

Getting away from the OP's example that has way too many preoccupied with other people's nether regions and sexual proclivities and back on topic, my morning ritual is cracking one off at the wrist before she wakes up.

It's only disgusting if you overthink it.

You need to move.

Waking up to old, gross, man ass is no way to live.

Back in the day, Kata 2002 I had a Katoey neighbor on the balcony next to me, post op, fake set of boobs, great a**, who would come out on the balcony naked in the AM. GF was friends with him/her, would have a coffee and check it out, they would chat.

At 85 same ritual for many years. Get up around 4am, coffee and watch news on TV, 5am exercise for 45 minutes, shower, further coffee with small cigar, breakfast.