Daily occurrence of some scummy Brit often shirtless causing trouble in Pattaya, maybe time to abort the nationality.

No to Aussie, too many bogans

No to American, too loud

No to Canadian, anger management issues.

I think I'll be a kiwi, generally smarter than aussies.

Good idea?

Never met an honest one yet out of plenty incl. a daughter in law. There are 000,s in Oz, legal and not, always looking for an angle. They speak weird, love to fight, do the haka and kill things!!💪 . "Once they were warriours!

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Buy a MAGA hat if you think the Brits are getting picked on.

I had one made at Chatuchak because I couldn't find one off the shelf. Just for grins. I'll never wear it in Asia. In fact, I don't generally wear ball caps at all outside the USA, going back over 20 years. I wear flat caps in Asia to keep the sun off my bald head. Ball caps are for when I'm home in Texas...

25 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

I think I'll be a kiwi

generally smarter than aussies

Do you like being romantic with sheep, getting intimate?

Two kiwi brothers beat up that cop not long ago, not too bright.

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How about being an Indian - they seem to be universally admired and accepted? 🤣

49 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Two kiwi brothers beat up that cop not long ago, not too bright.

i forgot about that. After travelling around New Zealand and Australia i came to the conclusion Kiwis are smarter and was toying with living there rather than Oz, that was 25 years ago, maybe things changed..

Someone mentioned Indian, that is an interesting idea, i'd need to start walking in the road and negotiating the girls down more than i do now

3 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

Someone mentioned Indian, that is an interesting idea, i'd need to start walking in the road and negotiating the girls down more than i do now

But do you have 4 friends to wait in the hotel room for you to bring the girl home?😜