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I'm thinking of pretending I'm not British

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2 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I've been to Norway a few times, work related.

The only negative I found was the weather.

Working in the Norwegian offshore sector is ridiculous compared to rest of the world, but it had been going downhill for a while until the Ukraine war started.

Norwegian weather is what I miss the most when I’m in Thailand, and the food, of course. And let’s not forget drinking tap water straight from the tap.

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1 hour ago, Hummin said:

Fair enough, they feel let down by their countries. But honestly, there is a limit to how much negativity you can cultivate before it becomes unhealthy. Everything has its peak before change happens. I think the same applies to woke. Time to land that experiment now and keep the good essence.

It's not like they are talking about it incessantly, it's occasional chats on the subject

2 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

It's not like they are talking about it incessantly, it's occasional chats on the subject

Learn Spanish. Better language.

5 minutes ago, scubascuba3 said:

It's not like they are talking about it incessantly, it's occasional chats on the subject

I’m sure you have also met those who never stop ranting about it, and understand my concern.

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1 minute ago, Hummin said:

I’m sure you have also met those who never stop ranting about it, and understand my concern.

Not really, people i know don't really bang on about it

21 hours ago, scubascuba3 said:

i forgot about that. After travelling around New Zealand and Australia i came to the conclusion Kiwis are smarter and was toying with living there rather than Oz, that was 25 years ago, maybe things changed..

Someone mentioned Indian, that is an interesting idea, i'd need to start walking in the road and negotiating the girls down more than i do now

Ireland!! Mate. They are smart, work hard, have a grasp of English above the Brits and can turn a phrase on its head with polite innuendos.
Brit: Don't go in there. I farted.
Irish: There was a foul wind blowing in the room.

27 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I've been to Norway a few times, work related.

The only negative I found was the weather.

"Shrinkage"

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Like a frightened little turtle 🐢

12 minutes ago, AgMech Cowboy said:

Ireland!! Mate. They are smart, work hard, have a grasp of English above the Brits and can turn a phrase on its head with polite innuendos.
Brit: Don't go in there. I farted.
Irish: There was a foul wind blowing in the room.

That gave me a great laugh. Looks like you started on the Guinness early today.

4 hours ago, Thingamabob said:

However they were top infantry men in two world wars.


I don't doubt it mate - not saying poor brits are bad people - it's just that their (our?) culture has gone to ****.
It's turned into a redneck wigger culture with super low degenerate standards.

Anyway, the Military Industrial Complex and Financial Industrial Complex (that really rules the Yookay, EU etc.) are VERY keen to get us into a war with Russiia (to steal their oil and gas for their corporations).
So our boys may get another chance to prove themselves as soldiers in another WW.

Will also help get rid of us pesky whites in Yookay and EU - with all our ideas about human rights etc.

Oh well.

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On 6/25/2026 at 1:56 PM, scubascuba3 said:

Daily occurrence of some scummy Brit often shirtless causing trouble in Pattaya, maybe time to abort the nationality.

No to Aussie, too many bogans

No to American, too loud

No to Canadian, anger management issues.

I think I'll be a kiwi, generally smarter than aussies.

Good idea?

Instead of pretending to be anything you are not, why not just wear a badge of honor or T-Shirt that says "I am not so daft as the stereotype a whole nation of people based on the acts of a few mindless idiots". You'll feel better for it even if no one else gives a monkeys.

Just tell people you are Welsh. Memorize

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

They will look puzzled and walk away.

3 hours ago, Hummin said:

Working in the Norwegian offshore sector is ridiculous compared to rest of the world, but it had been going downhill for a while until the Ukraine war started.

Norwegian weather is what I miss the most when I’m in Thailand, and the food, of course. And let’s not forget drinking tap water straight from the tap.

And you and your Parliament doing the RO-RO! 555

4 hours ago, TopThai1964 said:

The lying Kiwi Brothers are from a wealthy Family

With different surnames/fathers?

6 minutes ago, wil iam not said:

And you and your Parliament doing the RO-RO! 555

I was not such a fan of the ro ro, but I have to admit it is powerful, and for sure selling Norway in a good way to the masses. The big masses are as usual very predictable. When someone first starts to think something is cool, it can infect the world in hours and days.

Without Haaland it would not have been a success, even if the team behind him is the driving force making his job easier.

1 hour ago, Palatus said:

Instead of pretending to be anything you are not, why not just wear a badge of honor or T-Shirt that says "I am not so daft as the stereotype a whole nation of people based on the acts of a few mindless idiots". You'll feel better for it even if no one else gives a monkeys.

Not if they charge for the printing per each letter. I'd aim for something a tad more catchy (and cheaper).

Those British scummy , shirtless drunkens oafs used to be given good officers and a Red coat or into the Navy and they conquered the world , defeated Napoleon , and Created a great empire ,, Today they are despised and cast off by idiots who dont understand what great potential the average IDIOT BRIT FUELED BY BEER and RUM is capable of with great leadership

These days in order to avoid the dozen questions that inevitably come after I tell people I'm an American, I often times say I'm Canadian and I come out of Regina.

People often respond by saying Regina? That sounds really familiar.

1 hour ago, spidermike007 said:

These days in order to avoid the dozen questions that inevitably come after I tell people I'm an American, I often times say I'm Canadian and I come out of Regina.

People often respond by saying Regina? That sounds really familiar.

i never have any problems as i am proud to be american and dont associate with anti american scumbags.

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