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Thai Police Arrest Serial Rapist Of Women, Cows, Banana Trees

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Thai police arrest serial rapist of women, cows, banana trees

Bangkok - Thai police arrested a 23-year-old man suspected of being a serial rapists of women, cows and banana trees, media reports said Tuesday.

Ekkarat Dapngern was arrested by a squad of 10 policemen Monday afternoon in his hideaway in Nakorn Sri Thammarat province, 560 kilometres south of Bangkok, said the Phuchadgarn daily newspaper.

There were several warrants out for Ekkarat's arrest on rape charges and numerous complaints from irate farmers that he had assaulted their cows and banana trees. A 5,000 baht (147 dollars) reward was offered for his arrest.

Police found sniffing glue, several photos of women and a few love letters addressed to "nong wua," or "little sister cow," in Ekkarat's shack.

Asked why he assaulted cows, Ekkarat reportedly answered, "Anyone who has had sex with a cow knows there is nothing odd about it at all." :o

- DPA

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Is this the same guy who got nicked for trying to rape a dog a few years ago because he claimed it was "wagging its tail and acting sexy"?

Is this the same guy who got nicked for trying to rape a dog a few years ago because he claimed it was "wagging its tail and acting sexy"?

I am having strife coming to terms with the guy shagging a banana palm. :o

why cant they just report that he was a serial rapist?! If they feel they need to elaborate then put in 'women' and 'animals'. Adding in the banana tree creates a comical feel to the seriousness of the crimes he commited against women. Unreal..

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Asked why he assaulted banana trees, Ekkarat reportedly answered, "Anyone who has had sex with a banana tree knows there is nothing odd about it at all."

*disclaimer*... not a real DPA news service quote

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Asked why he assaulted banana trees, Ekkarat reportedly answered, "Anyone who has had sex with a banana tree knows there is nothing odd about it at all."

*disclaimer*... not a real DPA news service quote

Well at least he wont be contributing to the thread on lucky falangs and collapsing marriages anymore. His mates should have a whip around for him

His mates should have a whip around for him

he'd probably enjoy it .

And it took 10 police to catch this guy!

Yes, armed with bananas...

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Is this the same guy who got nicked for trying to rape a dog a few years ago because he claimed it was "wagging its tail and acting sexy"?

I am having strife coming to terms with the guy shagging a banana palm. :o

Just be glad you weren't the undercover officer who busted him. :D

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I wonder if the charges are harder or stiffer raping a banana tree. Rather than raping the women.

Topic moved to News Forum.

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Taoism: shit happens

Buddhism: if shit happens, it isn't really shit

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Judaism: why does this shit always happen to us?

Atheism: I don't believe this shit

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:o careful... it could turn into a year-long, drawn-out debate.....

perhaps the Gardening or Pets forum might be other possibilities..

maybe he just coerced the banana tree for some oral sex..... :o

Is this the same guy who got nicked for trying to rape a dog a few years ago because he claimed it was "wagging its tail and acting sexy"?

I am having strife coming to terms with the guy shagging a banana palm. :o

Just be glad you weren't the undercover officer who busted him. :D

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LOL

You just dont get news stories like this back home, brilliant! :D :D

shocking.. :o

i think he needs help!!

it's not funny at all :D

When you can't laugh at a guy raping a banana tree, what can you laugh at?

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And now we have a name for it:

Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants

Dendrophile: A person with dendrophilia

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Asked why he assaulted banana trees, Ekkarat reportedly answered, "Anyone who has had sex with a banana tree knows there is nothing odd about it at all."

*disclaimer*... not a real DPA news service quote

I have studied that picture for 10 minutes. no arousal whatsoever, beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder ! :o almost as good as the guy caught making love to a packet of jacobs biscuits,the doctor that looked at him and said its quite simple, hes f@cking crackers !
shocking.. :o

i think he needs help!!

it's not funny at all :D

When you can't laugh at a guy raping a banana tree, what can you laugh at?

Absolutey, im not adverse to a banana split myself ! :D

Isnt there an english saying, that someone is gone bananas ?,.. he obviously read this and thought he would help out ! The banana's sex life—or lack of it—is cause for growing concern to farmers and scientists.

The domestic banana that we know and love is an asexual clone, one that results from the sedate, artificial act of vegetative propagation. And no pollinated sex means no annoying seeds, which may be good news for hungry consumers but also means that there's little or no genetic variation—and hence little or no resistance to the banana's many natural enemies.

Devoid of sex, the poor cloned banana is a sitting target for any! pest.! Finding a way of introducing a little spice—and therefore genetic variety—into the reproductive life of the banana (and its cousin the plantain) is therefore a pressing problem.

That's why a project to do just that has now begun. Announced recently, it involves scientists from 11 countries forming a consortium to decode the banana's genome within the next five years.

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Asked why he assaulted banana trees, Ekkarat reportedly answered, "Anyone who has had sex with a banana tree knows there is nothing odd about it at all."

*disclaimer*... not a real DPA news service quote

Well at least he wont be contributing to the thread on lucky falangs and collapsing marriages anymore. His mates should have a whip around for him

Did you mean whippet ! :o
:D :D :o Would he rape the mental patients if sent to mental hospital?

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Moderators - what are you playing at - letting people post pornogrphic pictures like this?

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Moderators - what are you playing at - letting people post pornogrphic pictures like this?

We are in a banana republic and its allowed !

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