sriracha john Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Thai police arrest serial rapist of women, cows, banana trees Bangkok - Thai police arrested a 23-year-old man suspected of being a serial rapists of women, cows and banana trees, media reports said Tuesday. Ekkarat Dapngern was arrested by a squad of 10 policemen Monday afternoon in his hideaway in Nakorn Sri Thammarat province, 560 kilometres south of Bangkok, said the Phuchadgarn daily newspaper. There were several warrants out for Ekkarat's arrest on rape charges and numerous complaints from irate farmers that he had assaulted their cows and banana trees. A 5,000 baht (147 dollars) reward was offered for his arrest. Police found sniffing glue, several photos of women and a few love letters addressed to "nong wua," or "little sister cow," in Ekkarat's shack. Asked why he assaulted cows, Ekkarat reportedly answered, "Anyone who has had sex with a cow knows there is nothing odd about it at all." - DPA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Is this the same guy who got nicked for trying to rape a dog a few years ago because he claimed it was "wagging its tail and acting sexy"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sriracha john Posted August 28, 2007 Author Share Posted August 28, 2007 Your Budweiser horses aren't safe around him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Is this the same guy who got nicked for trying to rape a dog a few years ago because he claimed it was "wagging its tail and acting sexy"? I am having strife coming to terms with the guy shagging a banana palm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eek Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 why cant they just report that he was a serial rapist?! If they feel they need to elaborate then put in 'women' and 'animals'. Adding in the banana tree creates a comical feel to the seriousness of the crimes he commited against women. Unreal.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sriracha john Posted August 28, 2007 Author Share Posted August 28, 2007 (edited) Asked why he assaulted banana trees, Ekkarat reportedly answered, "Anyone who has had sex with a banana tree knows there is nothing odd about it at all." *disclaimer*... not a real DPA news service quote Edited August 28, 2007 by sriracha john Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratchabuild Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Asked why he assaulted banana trees, Ekkarat reportedly answered, "Anyone who has had sex with a banana tree knows there is nothing odd about it at all." *disclaimer*... not a real DPA news service quote Well at least he wont be contributing to the thread on lucky falangs and collapsing marriages anymore. His mates should have a whip around for him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxexile Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 His mates should have a whip around for him he'd probably enjoy it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 And it took 10 police to catch this guy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ijustwannateach Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Sounds like a proper nutter... good to have this one out of circulation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaoPo Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 And it took 10 police to catch this guy! Yes, armed with bananas... LaoPo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Is this the same guy who got nicked for trying to rape a dog a few years ago because he claimed it was "wagging its tail and acting sexy"? I am having strife coming to terms with the guy shagging a banana palm. Just be glad you weren't the undercover officer who busted him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larryst Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 I wonder if the charges are harder or stiffer raping a banana tree. Rather than raping the women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jai Dee Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Topic moved to News Forum. /Moved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sriracha john Posted August 29, 2007 Author Share Posted August 29, 2007 (edited) careful... it could turn into a year-long, drawn-out debate..... perhaps the Gardening or Pets forum might be other possibilities.. Edited August 29, 2007 by sriracha john Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Payboy Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 (edited) maybe he just coerced the banana tree for some oral sex..... Edited August 29, 2007 by Jai Dee Inappropriate (for the forum) image deleted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quiksilva Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Is this the same guy who got nicked for trying to rape a dog a few years ago because he claimed it was "wagging its tail and acting sexy"? I am having strife coming to terms with the guy shagging a banana palm. Just be glad you weren't the undercover officer who busted him. LOL You just dont get news stories like this back home, brilliant! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suszzy Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 shocking.. i think he needs help!! it's not funny at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 shocking.. i think he needs help!! it's not funny at all When you can't laugh at a guy raping a banana tree, what can you laugh at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sriracha john Posted August 29, 2007 Author Share Posted August 29, 2007 And now we have a name for it: Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants Dendrophile: A person with dendrophilia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sriracha john Posted August 29, 2007 Author Share Posted August 29, 2007 Banana cream pie, anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Asked why he assaulted banana trees, Ekkarat reportedly answered, "Anyone who has had sex with a banana tree knows there is nothing odd about it at all." *disclaimer*... not a real DPA news service quote I have studied that picture for 10 minutes. no arousal whatsoever, beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder ! almost as good as the guy caught making love to a packet of jacobs biscuits,the doctor that looked at him and said its quite simple, hes f@cking crackers ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 shocking.. i think he needs help!! it's not funny at all When you can't laugh at a guy raping a banana tree, what can you laugh at? Absolutey, im not adverse to a banana split myself ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baabaabobo Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 His attire when caught gave the game away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Banana cream pie, anyone? think ill pass thankyou. i have concerns of the creams origin ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 (edited) Isnt there an english saying, that someone is gone bananas ?,.. he obviously read this and thought he would help out ! The banana's sex life—or lack of it—is cause for growing concern to farmers and scientists. The domestic banana that we know and love is an asexual clone, one that results from the sedate, artificial act of vegetative propagation. And no pollinated sex means no annoying seeds, which may be good news for hungry consumers but also means that there's little or no genetic variation—and hence little or no resistance to the banana's many natural enemies. Devoid of sex, the poor cloned banana is a sitting target for any! pest.! Finding a way of introducing a little spice—and therefore genetic variety—into the reproductive life of the banana (and its cousin the plantain) is therefore a pressing problem. That's why a project to do just that has now begun. Announced recently, it involves scientists from 11 countries forming a consortium to decode the banana's genome within the next five years. Edited August 29, 2007 by mikethevigoman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Asked why he assaulted banana trees, Ekkarat reportedly answered, "Anyone who has had sex with a banana tree knows there is nothing odd about it at all." *disclaimer*... not a real DPA news service quote Well at least he wont be contributing to the thread on lucky falangs and collapsing marriages anymore. His mates should have a whip around for him Did you mean whippet ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaising Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 :D Would he rape the mental patients if sent to mental hospital? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waveydavey Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Moderators - what are you playing at - letting people post pornogrphic pictures like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikethevigoman Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Moderators - what are you playing at - letting people post pornogrphic pictures like this? We are in a banana republic and its allowed ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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