Missing Penis

[Thaiher2me]

Thai wife at large with hubby's severed penis

Saturday Sep 1 17:15 AEST

A 35-year-old Thai woman was at large with her husband's penis Saturday after discovering the man's unfaithfulness, police said.

Pornbun Sinthusin came home late Friday in Bangkok and found her 34-year-old husband Ploeng Plaekratoke in bed with another woman, said Lieutenant Colonel Kornwat Hunpradit.

Pornbun later gave him several beers before cutting off his penis with "a sharp object," Kornwat said, adding that the husband was in intensive care.

"We suspect she took both her weapon and her husband's penis because we cannot find the penis in their apartment. We even checked a toilet but she did not dump it there," Kornwat said.

[Totster]

"We suspect she took both her weapon and her husband's penis because we cannot find the penis in their apartment. We even checked a toilet but she did not dump it there," Kornwat said.

Were there any ducks hanging around ... ?

totster

[TheWalkingMan]

Another errant member...

TheWalkingMan

[jingjoe]

"We suspect she took both her weapon and his.

[Carmine6]

No, I'm not mad at you. Just get her out of here and I'll go get you some beers.

[tijnebijn]

Ouch .

Got the wrong woman I guess.

[Eff1n2ret]

How is Mr Bobbit these days?

Purely in the interests of extending the world's knowledge, may I ask what does happen afterwards? After the shock, the pain, the sense of irredeemable loss, he's been patched up and gone home. It can't be the same as castration, the testosterone must still still be there, the goolies still working. So will he get phantom hardons, or what? Could he get a blow job with a hair dryer?

There's soon going to be enough business for a prosthetics designer

[Jimjim]

Where's the link? Where was this story found?

[Donnyboy]

after this story, the word "stubble" comes to mind.

[bkkmick]

Found the story here: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=291863

[Thaiher2me]

Where's the link? Where was this story found?

The article was found at www.ninemsn.com.au

It is under ...TOP STORIES...Front Page.

[rainman]

"We suspect she took both her weapon and her husband's penis because we cannot find the penis in their apartment. We even checked a toilet but she did not dump it there," Kornwat said.

I found one! Wait ..I think this one belongs to me.

[LaoPo]

If cheating is a reason to cut off a man's penis there would be hundreds of millions of men without one...

Get rid of those knives Gents

LaoPo

[rainman]

If cheating is a reason to cut off a man's penis there would be hundreds of millions of men without one...

I have a new evolution theory! At the beginning of time, the world was full of men and god created only one woman. She then cut off the penis of one man and he became a woman too. And so on, for millions of years ..we now have about the same amount of men and women. The day will come when there will be no men left in this world, only women. This will be the day known as "the day the last penis fell".

Cheers.

[rainman]

If it gets locked we'll have to find a new penis thread.

[Suszzy]

If cheating is a reason to cut off a man's penis there would be hundreds of millions of men without one...

totally agree!!

[Aujuba]

Cutting off his penis is the logical thing to do. Cutting off his index finger would seem a bit crazy, don't you think?

[baabaabobo]

Miffed Mia Makes off with Missing Member

[dekka007]

Shouldn't be a problem, send him to ThaiVisa plenty of D*cks on here.

[Scott]

Now there will be two unsatisfied women and one very unhappy man.

Doesn't seem to be any winners here.

[Beardog]

Now there will be two unsatisfied women and one very unhappy man.

Doesn't seem to be any winners here.

Ya but you can be sure one is a whiner!

[mrtoad]

Poor bloke, apparantly he was walking around some Banana tree's but his missus got jealous when she heard that they are places of sexual temptation.

[CantikFotos]

I wonder how many jokes there would be if the husband had caught the wife cheating and cut off one of her tits.

[kmart]

Reminds me of a fave tune.

Artist: Butthole Surfers

Song: Detachable Penis.

Lyrics :

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,

or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,

and the next morning I can't for the life of me

remember what I did with it.

First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.

So I called up the place where the party was,

they hadn't seen it either.

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet

'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes

But not this time.

So I told them if it pops up to let me know.

I called a few people who were at the party,

but they were no help either.

I was starting to get desperate.

I really don't like being without my penis for too long.

It makes me feel like less of a man,

and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.

After a few hours of searching the house,

and calling everyone I could think of,

I was starting to get very depressed,

so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.

Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,

where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,

I saw my penis lying on a blanket

next to a broken toaster oven.

Some guy was selling it.

I had to buy it off him.

He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

I took it home, washed it off,

and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,

but I don't know.

Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,

I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for

a while, then out]

Butthole_surfers___Detachable_penis.mp3

Edited September 3, 2007 by kmart