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Trump Signs Order Renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America

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1 hour ago, CallumWK said:

Just a little push in the back needed to Make America Great Again

In Switzerland, no one would give that little push.

Not because the Swiss like Trump, but because Swiss recovery teams would have to risk their lives to clean up the mess.

-> Matterhorn is located there

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There are already enough foreign idiots who crash-land in farmers' fields while base jumping, leaving their shattered bodies to be cleared away. (Lauterbrunnen - 6 dead base jumpers every year, mostley foreigners).

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  • josephbloggs
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    What an embarrassment America has become. Sinking lower and lower with each petulant tantrum. Laughing stock of the world, and it'll take a long time to come back from it and regain any semblance of

  • HolmesEquivelant
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    He’s changing the name because HE CAN! And did! That’s my boy!

  • Very sad that one single person can make such decisions in the US and that in the republican party there is nobody with influence trying to stop this.

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5 hours ago, Patong2021 said:

Petty and ignorant. With one single act, he has forced people who were still willing to give him a chance, to say enough. He has reduced the USA to the laughing stock of the free world. Rather pathetic that border state Governors and Congressional members have not said anything. Trump has lost the plot.

He was elected to do two things, primarily. End DEI madness and stop illegal immigration as well as deport those illegally present. What did he spend his political capital on after election: Gulf of America, Canada 51st state, invade Greenland. All pointless, all easily reversed, all guaranteed to generate extended ill will. It all worked so well at destroying whatever momentum he had after the election that I guess he's decided to return to that theme in order to turn the midterms into a Trumpian Gotterdammerung.

3 hours ago, Screaming said:

President Trump is the goat and master Troller. No other President would have the godads to make this move. This obviously will inflame the liberal socialist, globalist Canuks further. President Trump is just making another move to Make America Great Again.

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If the "liberal socialist" Canucks are inflamed by this move, imagine how upset the 'revolutionary socialist Canucks' are going to be when they find out about it.

2 hours ago, FinChin67 said:

For the anti Trump haters, get triggered, here's live footage from Lake America.


Yes, Canadian geese can be very mischievous. Bit naughty of them to steal Don's wigs. Guess that we won't see him in public today.

he was wearing his clowns hat

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Canucks have their loonies (birds and money)

Americans have their own loonie (in chief).

He migrates like a bird between the white house and Margarine Lardo.

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12 minutes ago, RayC said:

Yes, Canadian geese can be very mischievous. Bit naughty of them to steal Don's wigs. Guess that we won't see him in public today.

Trumps has passed an EO renaming Canada Geese - Donald’s Ducks

2 hours ago, Cameroni said:

We should probably start working on alternative names for all Canadian cities.

I never liked "Toronto". Sounds really stupid.

When the US invades all of Canada could be renamed.

We could probably retain Vancouver, that sounds allright. But a lot of the other names just have to go, "Toronto", "Ottawa"...I mean seriously...what were they thinking?

Much better over here in UK. So many towns named after places in the USA.

Lake Michigan makes sense, as it is entirely in US territory. But 53% of the surface area of Lake Ontario is in Canada. So the name shoudn't be changed - even on the US side. Meantime, about 9 million people live within the Lake Ontario watershed, with a much larger share concentrated on the Canadian side compared to the largely rural U.S. shore. (Wiki)

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33 minutes ago, ronnie50 said:

Lake Michigan makes sense, as it is entirely in US territory. But 53% of the surface area of Lake Ontario is in Canada. So the name shoudn't be changed - even on the US side. Meantime, about 9 million people live within the Lake Ontario watershed, with a much larger share concentrated on the Canadian side compared to the largely rural U.S. shore. (Wiki)

You mean Lake America?

I read a comment that Canada proposes to rename Lake Erie to Lake Epstein.

I have an important question here:

Judging by the following image....

IS THIS GIRL......sort of......a FEMALE VERSION OF TRUMP?

She seems to be his spitting image, but just a female one....

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I don't like the NEW LOOK of Americans these days.

Everything seems....TOUCHED UP, and TOTALLY FAKE....

So then, maybe appearances actually DO reflect reality?

She looks like she put on makeup, and hair, or is that a wig, for a CIRCUS performance.

YUCK....!!!!!

14 hours ago, msbkk said:

Very sad that one single person can make such decisions in the US and that in the republican party there is nobody with influence trying to stop this.

It used to be called the GOP

Now it's called the ......

Funny that Canada spent years renaming streets, squares, universities, buildings and removing statues in the name of “reconciliation” and “reconsidering history.”

Yonge-Dundas Square → Sankofa Square.

Ryerson University → Toronto Metropolitan University.

Amherst Street → Rue Atateken.
Cornwallis Street → Nora Bernard Street.

Langevin Block → Office of the Prime Minister and Privy Council.

Sir John A. Macdonald statues removed in Victoria, Regina, Kingston and Charlottetown.

Schools, parks and public buildings renamed across the country.

Then Trump renames Lake Ontario and suddenly Canada discovers:

“YOU CAN’T JUST ERASE HISTORY!”

Oh, NOW names matter?

Apparently Canadian history is endlessly negotiable…

until an American picks up the Sharpie.

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This is all just distraction.

Canadians are totally oblivious that their shh-itee dollarika is falling by the day, little by little.

Industry in Canada hollowed out day by day too.

A canuck buck barely buys 22 bahts these days.

Carney told you in his book where his loyalties are.

But never mind, just 'elbows up' Canadians ! 😂

What a pathetic excuse for a so called president of the USA.....I never ever liked spoiled little trust fund kids that inherieted millions and thought it made them special. Captain bone spurs posting his pic with patton and mcarthur in full military uniform acting like he belongs in the class of honored real military leaders is yet another sick perverted act in last few days. It never ends only gets worse as he slips more and more into la la land of dementia and mental illness.

I am nor sure if i am more sorry for trump or for the people who seem to think acting like a petulant deranged child is something to celebrate.

Vlad supporters know that If a magician is trying to do something that will attract a lot of attention, we should always look in the opposite direction. And we know that Iran is located on the exact opposite side of the Earth from Canada.

12 hours ago, John Drake said:

He was elected to do two things, primarily. End DEI madness and stop illegal immigration as well as deport those illegally present. What did he spend his political capital on after election: Gulf of America, Canada 51st state, invade Greenland. All pointless, all easily reversed, all guaranteed to generate extended ill will. It all worked so well at destroying whatever momentum he had after the election that I guess he's decided to return to that theme in order to turn the midterms into a Trumpian Gotterdammerung.

If that does happen, the Gotterdammerung, good luck.

6 minutes ago, zmisha said:

Vlad supporters know that If a magician is trying to do something that will attract a lot of attention, we should always look in the opposite direction. And we know that Iran is located on the exact opposite side of the Earth from Canada.

Smoking a crack pipe again. Your Temu Muscovite ChatGPT let you down. Go home Z-Fascist. You're really not all that clever, precisely the opposite, <deleted> for brains.

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12 hours ago, retayl said:

Trumps has passed an EO renaming Canada Geese - Donald’s Ducks

Just take the piss out of him.

But these stunts are not without cost. Renaming the Gulf of Mexico cost US business about $1 billion. You can probably apply the same to Lake Ontario. So that's $2 billion blown. Thats a 5% cut in US industry's basic research.

https://ncses.nsf.gov/pubs/nsf25353

The two main areas of basic research that industry funds is medicine and defence. So thanks to this, people will die of penis cancer, because that money that should have been spent on new early diagnosis was spent on updating a letterhead, a book, a map.. Thanks to this, US soldiers will die in some hellhole, because that money that should have been spent on keeping them safe was spent on updating a letterhead, a book, a map.

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22 hours ago, mikeymike100 said:

Yes indeed, its been that way for a long time, Canada comes in as sorry second.

...even mexico would be a better choice than canada

13 hours ago, Dirk Z said:

I read a comment that Canada proposes to rename Lake Erie to Lake Epstein.

did you get that idea from bill clinton ?

I'm surprised he didn't rename it Lake Trump.

Many Brits likely find it quite funny seeing the name Trump plastered over everything. it is slang for fart in some parts of the UK.

Also. I wonder if there is any connection between the word Trump and the french verb "tromper", which means to deceive, mislead or cheat.

47 minutes ago, phetphet said:

I'm surprised he didn't rename it Lake Trump.

Many Brits likely find it quite funny seeing the name Trump plastered over everything. it is slang for fart in some parts of the UK.

Also. I wonder if there is any connection between the word Trump and the french verb "tromper", which means to deceive, mislead or cheat.

Whereas Biden was a place to wash your bum after a big poop!

In English or French!

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22 hours ago, Dirk Z said:

This is long overdue. But it would be much better to call it Lake Trump. And there is room for a Mount Trump, a Trump National Park, a Trump Canyon a Trump river, Trump Falls, get to work guys!

Here you go 👍

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On 8/28/2026 at 1:31 PM, Cameroni said:

We should probably start working on alternative names for all Canadian cities.

I never liked "Toronto". Sounds really stupid.

When the US invades all of Canada could be renamed.

We could probably retain Vancouver, that sounds allright. But a lot of the other names just have to go, "Toronto", "Ottawa"...I mean seriously...what were they thinking?

Perfect reflection of the thinking a la trump.

On 8/28/2026 at 9:01 AM, Smokey and the Bandit said:

Really that must be why, more people who want to leave their own country permanently name the United States as their top choice than any other country...😀

Prime reason … attracted to the obvious, highest goal of making money. Streets are gold, I tell you. Ironic, eh. Immigrants motivated, dedicated to coming to USA to work hard and make money … ha, no, we don’t want those immigrants …

I just signed executive order, that for the duration of the current administration, the White House shall be renamed to the Mad House, and Mar a Lago into Mar a Looney.

For the rest of the World, Trump's order and my order have about the same weight. They are irrelevant to the rest of the World.

Just heard he has put in for a name change of what we know as

Planet Earth

It will soon be Planet Trump.

The moon will be called American Eye!

On 8/29/2026 at 4:51 AM, BritManToo said:

Whereas Biden was a place to wash your bum after a big poop!

In English or French!

If you can't write "bidet" correct you probably don't know how to pronounce it either.

bi·dè

But then again, what can you expect from a British lout?

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