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I offended a Thai lady today

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15 minutes ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

I never get infections, I only have sex with my girlfriend.

I had a motorbike accident earlier last year, stupid eastern European woman put me in hospital. I got stitched up, plaster cast and pain killers, I never got the prescription filled. I didn't need them, not required, not much pain.

I rarely get infection but had had extensive dental work and had minor procedure like having a cyst removed. Both dentists and doctors have prescribed antibiotics. I sometimes get the antibiotics at the local pharmacy rather than at the hospital (you knew sometimes they are twice the price).

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  • ArchieBunker
    ArchieBunker

    That was very rude of you. When you walk into a business and see no one then you say Sawadee Krap! Loud enough so that they know you are there. If not then you are probably just another common crimina

  • Liquorice
    Liquorice

    If she didn't hear the loud bell, how would she hear you say Sawadee Khrap. She could have been on the John with the door closed. Last year I suspected my wife of having a hearing issue but didn't wa

  • BritManToo
    BritManToo

    I was asked that when I walked into a car showroom last year. My reply, "I'd like a big Mac, fries and a chocolate shake" ..... always good for a laugh ....... (as long as you're not in McD) It's a

On 8/28/2026 at 12:33 PM, howerde said:

The secret in Thailand is smile at everything regardless, it means sod all, very easy to con people with a smile. mine needs more practise so i'm off to the mirror and practise on my pets.

Don’t scare them! 😂

On 8/28/2026 at 3:18 PM, youreavinalaff said:

Likely is lost in translation.

Thais often ask "ma tam arai"? Translating as "What have you come to do?". Or "Ma tam mai?". Why are you here?". Perfectly acceptable in Thai, the second one sounds a bit "off" when translated to English.

There would also be a "kha" or "khrab" in Thai, deeming it polite.

Funny, when I lived in Italy, the shop owner would say “me dica” = which means “tell me”. Guess one could tell him many things! 😅

Guess, each language has its own “rhythm”.

On 8/28/2026 at 11:13 AM, ArchieBunker said:

That was very rude of you. When you walk into a business and see no one then you say Sawadee Krap! Loud enough so that they know you are there. If not then you are probably just another common criminal shoplifting in their view.

If I find no one in a shop, I say, "You-Mai-Krap," meaning, "Are you there?" Someone soon comes out.

On 8/28/2026 at 11:13 AM, ArchieBunker said:

That was very rude of you. When you walk into a business and see no one then you say Sawadee Krap! Loud enough so that they know you are there. If not then you are probably just another common criminal shoplifting in their view.

".............just another common criminal shoplifting in their view."

That has been shopping there for seven years?

  • 2 weeks later...

why would you wait 10 minutes? shout out hello..

maybe she thought you was a weirdo or a silent stalker

Incredible amount of analysis on this thread. I keep it simple.

If there is no one in a shop, or not answering a bell or buzzer , I walk out and go elsewhere.

FFS, Thailand has more pharmacies than a soi dog has fleas. It's a nation of hypochondriacs.

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