No dribbling please

apply generously with

sleight and professionalism...

more spread required

otherwise too dry

moisten with water

more spread required

Legs, I presume........

or butter even

slightly salty and

on both sides

toasted crumpets with

real dairy butter

Dripping over nipples

from cows milk

fresh from udder

On the forehead

and his chin

fresh from udder

places where dripping.......

is not embarassing

is not embarassing

extra lube for.......

smooth, easy penetration

smooth, easy penetration

into the fishworks

fish don't work

as effective contraception

for marine life

the essence of....

of the story

is wash that

away with soap

need some disinfectant