The garbage men were doing their rounds as usual when they came to a house where a new occupant a Japanese Gentleman had moved into.

As in most streets in the UK the garbage bins have to be put out on the morning of collection.

Noticing the bin for this particular house was not on the pavement the Garbage man knocked on the door and after some time the Jap opened the door.

The Garbage guy noticing the gentleman was not english spoke the pidgeon language to the guy.

"Where's your bin" "I was in da toilet solly' No says the garbage man "Where's your bin" "I told you " said the Jap "I was in da toilet" No No says the bin man "Where's your wheelie bin" " Ok Ok says the Jap

"I was having a W#nk"

lol i like it