So I went to the Chinese restaurant and

this duck came up to me with a red rose

and said "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said "Waiter, I asked for aromatic duck".

I went into a french restauarant and said to the waiter "Do you have frogs legs"

"Oiu" he replied.

"Well hop over the counter and get me a BEER

Man in a chinese resturant...

Man: "Waiter! This chicken is rubbery!"

Waiter: "Ahh, fank you velly much"

As we've made our own little joke shop of horrors, let the poor gags continue!

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

A woman walks into a butchers shop.

woman: Butcher do you have a pigs head?

butcher: no ma'm it's just the way I part my hair!

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Irish day care..