the one with five arms

including a double ended phallus

link to a trumpet bell

there are many mysterious things

link to the burmuda triangle

or many mysterious unidentified objects

like boats and planes that

totally can disappear to wherever

your mind thinks its gone

like a 'show' in Patpong

very very mythical place indeed

and always full of fleas

as are all thailands dogs

and then along came Lek

without his dodgy wooden leg

is Lek a Katoey, asked

Ping, hoping for sum "toey"

But alas, she's all woman

which was a shame because

it was too late for

the doctor to save her

from evil invasive tinea of

the tellow fever out break

which made them look chinese

with a craving to make

apple pie and strawberry custard

to insert where her operation.....

to bribe the doctor shut

your eyes and hope to

still have what mother nature