Do You Wish Other People On Your Plane Would Not....

[Cuban]

Mentioned on a Frequent Flyer Forum last week.

From www.theskysteward.com Jetiquette.pdf

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[Rinrada]

Cheap Chavs Tours......no breading ..wot?

[Ricardo]

Cheap Chavs Tours......no breading ..wot?

Well, not while in the seat next to you. one hopes ...

[tw25rw]

Cheap Chavs Tours......no breading ..wot?

Breading? You mean dipping in bread crumbs?

Once sat next to some ignorant bitch who insisted on painting her nails on the plane and stinking the cabin out.

[Shrubbery]

It should be a compulsory handout to all passengers when they check in.

[britmaveric]

Unfortunately for lot of people this would fall on deaf ears.

[Shrubbery]

Unfortunately for lot of people this would fall on deaf ears.

I agree with you 100%.

[eastbaybob]

I like to sit on the aisle and I don't like it when I am sleeping and someone walks down the aisle and uses the head rest for balance and wakes me up. I also don't like when someone hits me with their butt, unless its a Cathay Pacific stewardess.

[geriatrickid]

I also don't like when someone hits me with their butt,

Must be terrible if you ever fly in Germany or the USA..............

[mikethevigoman]

Unfortunately for lot of people this would fall on deaf ears.

Or dumb brains !

[AlexLah]

Why not walk around bare feet?

I always do that.

[BEENTHEREDONETHAT]

Don't you love it when the person who sits down next to you needs a extension on the seat belt.

[tw25rw]

I often get someone who claims the armrest as theirs. Once had a guy who would tut and force me of it when he wanted to lean on that side.

[Rinrada]

or has just spent the previous 12 hours soaking himself in a Fag Butt Bath............. ...found it...

[Shrubbery]

or has just spent the previous 12 hours soaking himself in a Fag Butt Bath............. ...found it...

Ahh, the anti smoking brigade again.

I'd rather sit next to someone who smells of tobacco smoke than someone with a body odour problem.

[Patsycat]

Don't you love it when the person who sits down next to you needs a extension on the seat belt.

I was sitting accross the isle from a woman last year coming from Nairobi to Schipol and she had that problem, she had to eat her dinner off her stomach and didn't get up once to pee. And she was knocking back the bombay gin like it was going out of fashion. But she was friendly and we did have a chat.

[spot]

or has just spent the previous 12 hours soaking himself in a Fag Butt Bath............. ...found it...

Ahh, the anti smoking brigade again.

I'd rather sit next to someone who smells of tobacco smoke than someone with a body odour problem.

On my last flight I sat next to a guy who smelled like him and his clothes had been doused in body odour and cheap aftershave. I wish I had spent more time in the smoking box soaking up the sweet stale air...

[TheDon]

Fat woman who complain about everything and talk down to good looking stewardesses, its weird because I have actually seen this about 6 or 7 times. Whats with that?

[toptuan]

Fat woman who ...talk down to good looking stewardesses....Whats with that?

Psychologists call it "femipenisity:" -- female version of penis envy.

Google it.

[Briggsy]

Fat woman who ...talk down to good looking stewardesses....Whats with that?

Psychologists call it "femipenisity:" -- female version of penis envy.

Google it.

Is that right? I think I will [google it].

Stinky BO people are my worst. The Pakistanis returning from Hong Kong seem to be competing for smelliest person in the world prize. Quite unbelievable stench. Just foul.

[backflip]

I remember the advice of a comedian who was constantly interrupted by the non-stop chatter of the person next to him. He pulled out a piece of aluminium foil, fashioned a hat out of it, and sadi that the hat protected him from the government's thought police. The guy next to him was quiet for the rest of the trip.

[Jandajoy]

Sri lankan Air BKK to LHR via Columbo! worst flight in 30 years. You've been warned

Geoff

[Jandajoy]

Do You Wish Other People On Your Plane Would Not....,

EXIST...........

[oxymoron]

I remember the advice of a comedian who was constantly interrupted by the non-stop chatter of the person next to him. He pulled out a piece of aluminium foil, fashioned a hat out of it, and sadi that the hat protected him from the government's thought police. The guy next to him was quiet for the rest of the trip.

Reminds me of my old State Manager when returning from Sydney to Perth on a plane with him the woman across the aisle had 3 very unruly kids that were running riot and she doing nothing about it. After about an hour of this he lent towards the aisle and in his extremely statesman like voice asked her. " my dear would you mind asking your children to play outside ?"

[Zpete]

I like to sit on the aisle and I don't like it when I am sleeping and someone walks down the aisle and uses the head rest for balance and wakes me up. I also don't like when someone hits me with their butt, unless its a Cathay Pacific stewardess.

Air Asia gals bestest.....