Mate, as we speak, she’s probably reevaluating every bad decision that landed her here and diligently shopping around for the bigger and better deal every time you look the other way. It won’t exactly be a challenge to find another bloke with a bit more dosh, a bit less self loathing, and at least a passing acquaintance with gratitude. So don’t act shocked when she vanishes the second some other geezer turns up with a bigger bulge in his back pocket, an actual sense of humor, and a face she can look at without needing to be half cut first. Right now, you’re not exactly competing with the field. You’re competing with the idea of literally anyone else, and somehow you’re still losing.
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