Technical Support

[Totster]

Dear Technical Support

18 months ago, I upgraded to GirlFriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2,

which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are

apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution

was to try and run GirlFriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, GirlFriend 1.0 is incompatible with several

other applications, such as BoysNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and

Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and

left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for

several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the

same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each

other, they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancee 1.0, only to discover that this

product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.

While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does

come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2003.

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be

very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were

automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.

They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary , Explorer and E- mail Filter, and

can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter

products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the

problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly,

requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express

which needs to be reinstalled every other week.

Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my

resources.

These conflict with some of the new games I wanted to try out, warning

me that they are an illegal operation.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT hard drive, it often

crashes. Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called

MotherlnLaw, which can't be turned off.

Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could

be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife

1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself permenantly..

totster

[kayo]

And they said Technology would make our lives easier...

good one Totster!!