traveller5000 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I'll be picking up a Thai girl at the airport in a few weeks (Songkran), I like her a bit but we are only friends at this stage. However, she is the hugging type (in this regard her behaviour is more like a farang than a Thai). My problem is I often get a boner when hugging attractive females and I don't want her detect it and think I am having perverted thoughts. Its not that I will be having perverted thoughts, its involuntary more than anything else. I think she likes me a bit too, but the last thing I want is to give myself away too early in the game. Should I just avoid hugging her, protecting myself with a solid wai, or just make it an upper body hug? Both seem a little cold to me, and not an impression I really want to give unless I have no other choice. I guess I could just laugh it off and say sorry, I have no control over it, but when I tried like this before it came across as a bit lame and she teased me about it. Serious answers please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dekka007 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Is this for real???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 (edited) I'll be picking up a Thai girl at the airport in a few weeks (Songkran), I like her a bit but we are only friends at this stage. However, she is the hugging type (in this regard her behaviour is more like a farang than a Thai). My problem is I often get a boner when hugging attractive females and I don't want her detect it and think I am having perverted thoughts. Its not that I will be having perverted thoughts, its involuntary more than anything else.I think she likes me a bit too, but the last thing I want is to give myself away too early in the game. Should I just avoid hugging her, protecting myself with a solid wai, or just make it an upper body hug? Both seem a little cold to me, and not an impression I really want to give unless I have no other choice. I guess I could just laugh it off and say sorry, I have no control over it, but when I tried like this before it came across as a bit lame and she teased me about it. Serious answers please. Wear some tight fitting pants I'm still not sure if this is for real though. Edited March 20, 2008 by mrtoad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bsided69 Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I'll be picking up a Thai girl at the airport in a few weeks (Songkran), I like her a bit but we are only friends at this stage. However, she is the hugging type (in this regard her behaviour is more like a farang than a Thai). My problem is I often get a boner when hugging attractive females and I don't want her detect it and think I am having perverted thoughts. Its not that I will be having perverted thoughts, its involuntary more than anything else.I think she likes me a bit too, but the last thing I want is to give myself away too early in the game. Should I just avoid hugging her, protecting myself with a solid wai, or just make it an upper body hug? Both seem a little cold to me, and not an impression I really want to give unless I have no other choice. I guess I could just laugh it off and say sorry, I have no control over it, but when I tried like this before it came across as a bit lame and she teased me about it. Serious answers please. Wear some tight fitting pants. How long is the cuddle? Christ man if your getting a lob on from a quick cuddle you may well blow your load if she squeezes your bum. . If shes coming on a plane to see you the chances are she likes you anyway. Tell her you have the the opposite of impotence( what is that?). couple of Barcadi breezers and way hay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who, me ? Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 arrive at the airport completely exhausted by a full night of hard....work ;-) Seriously, if the lady can feel your ....emotion, I believe that she should not be offended if you two are "special" friends....And later, you might even not have to be embarrased , trying to let her understand that you feel a lot of good about her....she will know already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Who, me ? Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 (edited) I'll be picking up a Thai girl at the airport in a few weeks (Songkran), I like her a bit but we are only friends at this stage. However, she is the hugging type (in this regard her behaviour is more like a farang than a Thai). My problem is I often get a boner when hugging attractive females and I don't want her detect it and think I am having perverted thoughts. Its not that I will be having perverted thoughts, its involuntary more than anything else.I think she likes me a bit too, but the last thing I want is to give myself away too early in the game. Should I just avoid hugging her, protecting myself with a solid wai, or just make it an upper body hug? Both seem a little cold to me, and not an impression I really want to give unless I have no other choice. I guess I could just laugh it off and say sorry, I have no control over it, but when I tried like this before it came across as a bit lame and she teased me about it. Serious answers please. Wear some tight fitting pants. How long is the cuddle? Christ man if your getting a lob on from a quick cuddle you may well blow your load if she squeezes your bum. . If shes coming on a plane to see you the chances are she likes you anyway. Tell her you have the the opposite of impotence( what is that?). couple of Barcadi breezers and way hay. Priapism ? Edited March 20, 2008 by Who, me ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrt273nva Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 it's the baby batter in the brain. you gotta take care of that before you go to the airport, or in the bathroom before the plane lands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegas Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 My friend had a similar problem, except his popped up all the time. He wore 2 pairs of undies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prakanong Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Releive yourself first in the airplane toilet - down to the tatty water if need be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilHarries Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Just tell her you have a gun in your pocket. Anyhow, if it's happened before what's the problem? Go with the flow I say and why would she think you are having perverted thoughts? Perfectly normal reaction that in later life you may find yourself relying on chemical stimulants for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prakanong Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I have heard it said some guy's start getting a boner in anticipation just as they are passing over the Bay of Bengal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundman Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Buy an old fashioned cod piece or a cricket box, or just relieve yourself before the flight arrives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traveller5000 Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 (edited) Some people are saying to relieve yourself before, but there is always the slim chance I might be expected to perform later in the night. I need everything to be working if the opportunity arises. Edited March 20, 2008 by traveller5000 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdinasia Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 shades of "There's Something About Mary" here .... has to be a wind up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OxfordWill Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 (edited) Wonderful stuff. I expect any women reading this will never look at an aeroplane toilet quite the same again. Edited March 20, 2008 by OxfordWill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prakanong Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Wonderful stuff. I expect any women reading this will never look at an aeroplane toilet quite the same again. They might think you have the runs or are smoking ;-)) PS: I had better not mention how my ex used to give me her panties at the airport ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garro Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Wear one of those swimming rings around your waist- after all your on your holidays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaiGreg Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 There are a number of world-class surgical fix-up centers around Bangkok that cater to "men" needing a solution for this very problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prakanong Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 There are a number of world-class surgical fix-up centers around Bangkok that cater to "men" needing a solution for this very problem. Maybe they could do it on the plane - now that would BE inflight entertainment Board the plane a man and exit in Thailand a woman - they could even have a cabaret al la Mambo on board Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barky Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 OMG, take her home and have sex with her man. Get it out of your system. You don't need to make it deep and meaningful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PadThaiGuy Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 She probably won't notice.... unless it makes that "schhwing" sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrt273nva Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 just be careful, you could put someones eye out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Releive yourself first in the airplane toilet - down to the tatty water if need be. Just make sure he washes his hands though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 Some people are saying to relieve yourself before, but there is always the slim chance I might be expected to perform later in the night.I need everything to be working if the opportunity arises. I'm slightly curious though, how this thread is in the Airport forum. Shouldn't it be in Health and Medicine? Considering that it appears to be a medical/psychological problem. To the OP, I know this may sound a bit hardon you, but for how long have you had this problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundman Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 OMG, take her home and have sex with her man. Get it out of your system. You don't need to make it deep and meaningful. It is generally more satisfying if you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traveller5000 Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 To the OP, I know this may sound a bit hardon you, but for how long have you had this problem? Since I did slow dancing in my teens (that was even worse). But I fail to see how knowing this will help me at the airport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdinasia Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 stay off the plane then! problem solved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrtoad Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 To the OP, I know this may sound a bit hardon you, but for how long have you had this problem? Since I did slow dancing in my teens (that was even worse). But I fail to see how knowing this will help me at the airport. You need to come up with some type of conrtol mechanism, maybe some visulaisation/distraction technique. Something like thinking about a dead ugly women with flies swarming around her thighs, that should be enough to stop said appendage from getting hard . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary A Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 I'm sorry to be a kill joy, BUT, normal Thai ladies are not given to showing affection in public places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxin Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 There are a number of world-class surgical fix-up centers around Bangkok that cater to "men" needing a solution for this very problem. Really ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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