What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idea. What do you call a Deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no Idea.

Tell it to a Thai person with a basic grasp of the English Language.

I don't think you shoud tell it to anyone!

I prefer the version my nephew told me when he was 10 yrs old (he's 23 now)

same as the posters except for the last entry

what do you call a dear with no eyes no legs and no dick?

"still no fuc_king idea!"

just about every Thai girl loves it as the last bit makes it easier to understand

also the "ear eye nose wot this is?"

where you point to the facial part that sounds the same

all little kids who know English laugh at it