Pet Names For Doing The Nasty

[IamMaiC]

tam lak gan - make love (literal translation from English)

I have to remember that one

[Jockstar]

Sit on my knee and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!

[Gazza]

I just say to the wife  "I wanna fukc you".

Sorry, not humourous or romantical I know, but why beat around the 'bush'. 

How sweet, I hope you kiss her during it!

Depends on where her mouth has been.

[penzman]

"Honey, I've dropped a satang and it rolled under the sofa"

[Totster]

"Honey, I've dropped a satang and it rolled under the sofa"

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[TizMe]

My Wife and I call it  "Excercise"   

Its "Excercise" at our place too.

Also "Interupt".... IE When I wake up earlier than you tomorrow morning is it OK if I interupt you?

[Stocky]

There`s a beach on Koh Chang that we call "Motion Beach".

Why... too many people "bpi hongnam"?

[Jockstar]

Baby you dropped the soap!

[Totster]

Baby you dropped the soap!

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It's when they say it to you that you've gotta worry

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[Jockstar]

Baby you dropped the soap!

It's when they say it to you that you've gotta worry

totster

Speaking from experience?

Joking!

[Phil Conners]

What's "nasty" about it anyway?

[Jeff1]

don't want to offence anyone, is it normal my ex girl used to say "jet khon (my name" ?

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Sure its normal... if your name is Jeff

[quiggs]

God, that is funny

for anal sex my girl says "sh*tbox me"

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[Boh Bpen Yang]

What's "nasty" about it anyway?

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Sounds like you may not be doing it right.

[Boh Bpen Yang]

don't want to offence anyone, is it normal my ex girl used to say "jet khon (my name" ?

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Sure its normal... if your name is Jeff

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Are you sure she wasn't saying Jep Gon?

[otherstuff1957]

For some reason my lovely wife calls it "not again!".

[Covertjay]

"Mungon mah leaw!"

The dragon's here!

Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway?

[Jockstar]

"Mungon mah leaw!"

The dragon's here!

Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway?

My uncle has an expression for that.

Up the dungy!

[IamMaiC]

Can anyone tell me why Thai girl's need to answer the phone (hand phone) during "Nasty Time" ??

[Jockstar]

They cant help themselves. Their scared that it will be something really important. Very rarely is. Or if they dont answer then they will have to call back later. Thus costing them money.

[IamMaiC]

They cant help themselves. Their scared that it will be something really important. Very rarely is. Or if they dont answer then they will have to call back later. Thus costing them money.

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Thanks Jockstar well she wasn't on the phone for long so i guess it's a good thing

[Totster]

Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway?

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Why would they ...

Do you .... ?

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[Jockstar]

An ex of mine had never gave oral sex before. So i asked her. can you give me a blowjob? So she gets down on her knees and starts. I'm like. AAAHHHHH! ######! A blowjob is just a figure of speech.

[RDN]

.....Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway?

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Eh?

[IamMaiC]

An ex of mine had never gave oral sex before. So i asked her. can you give me a blowjob? So she gets down on her knees and starts. I'm like. AAAHHHHH! ######! A blowjob is just a figure of speech.    

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555555555555555555555555 Can see why she's an EX Jockstar Just kidding

[Merlin]

An ex of mine had never gave oral sex before. So i asked her. can you give me a blowjob? So she gets down on her knees and starts. I'm like. AAAHHHHH! ######! A blowjob is just a figure of speech.    

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I had a half chinese, half greek girl a long time ago when I was living in Greece; late one night things were progressing nicely until she went down there - and promptly bit me!

Turned out it was her first time...

In the ensuing discussion [after a suitable amount of recovery time...] I told her she was not supposed to bite it, only suck it. She looked puzzled, and said: "So why do the girls at school call it "EATING THE SAUSAGE""???

[IamMaiC]

An ex of mine had never gave oral sex before. So i asked her. can you give me a blowjob? So she gets down on her knees and starts. I'm like. AAAHHHHH! ######! A blowjob is just a figure of speech.    

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I had a half chinese, half greek girl a long time ago when I was living in Greece; late one night things were progressing nicely until she went down there - and promptly bit me!

Turned out it was her first time...

In the ensuing discussion [after a suitable amount of recovery time...] I told her she was not supposed to bite it, only suck it. She looked puzzled, and said: "So why do the girls at school call it "EATING THE SAUSAGE""???

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Merlin Good thing you stopped her, Did you ask if she was hungry??

[IamMaiC]

For some reason my lovely wife calls it "not again!". 

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all i heard from my wife is "aowww" if i asked her again???

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Can anyone tell me why Thai girl's need to answer the phone (hand phone) during "Nasty Time" ?? 

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Another cash customer ?

[Jockstar]

.....Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway?

Eh?

Up the Gary glitter

Up the shit chute

My uncles saying.again.. Up the dungy!

Up the chocolate starfish.

Do ya get it now?