November 4, 200421 yr tam lak gan - make love (literal translation from English) I have to remember that one
November 4, 200421 yr I just say to the wife "I wanna fukc you".Sorry, not humourous or romantical I know, but why beat around the 'bush'. How sweet, I hope you kiss her during it! Depends on where her mouth has been.
November 7, 200421 yr My Wife and I call it "Excercise" Its "Excercise" at our place too. Also "Interupt".... IE When I wake up earlier than you tomorrow morning is it OK if I interupt you?
November 7, 200421 yr There`s a beach on Koh Chang that we call "Motion Beach". Why... too many people "bpi hongnam"?
November 7, 200421 yr Baby you dropped the soap! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's when they say it to you that you've gotta worry totster
November 8, 200421 yr Baby you dropped the soap! It's when they say it to you that you've gotta worry totster Speaking from experience? Joking!
November 8, 200421 yr don't want to offence anyone, is it normal my ex girl used to say "jet khon (my name" ? [/quote Sure its normal... if your name is Jeff
November 8, 200421 yr What's "nasty" about it anyway? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sounds like you may not be doing it right.
November 8, 200421 yr don't want to offence anyone, is it normal my ex girl used to say "jet khon (my name" ? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> [/quote Sure its normal... if your name is Jeff <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you sure she wasn't saying Jep Gon?
November 9, 200421 yr "Mungon mah leaw!" The dragon's here! Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway?
November 9, 200421 yr "Mungon mah leaw!" The dragon's here! Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway? My uncle has an expression for that. Up the dungy!
November 9, 200421 yr Can anyone tell me why Thai girl's need to answer the phone (hand phone) during "Nasty Time" ??
November 9, 200421 yr They cant help themselves. Their scared that it will be something really important. Very rarely is. Or if they dont answer then they will have to call back later. Thus costing them money.
November 9, 200421 yr They cant help themselves. Their scared that it will be something really important. Very rarely is. Or if they dont answer then they will have to call back later. Thus costing them money. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Thanks Jockstar well she wasn't on the phone for long so i guess it's a good thing
November 9, 200421 yr Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Why would they ... Do you .... ? totster
November 9, 200421 yr An ex of mine had never gave oral sex before. So i asked her. can you give me a blowjob? So she gets down on her knees and starts. I'm like. AAAHHHHH! ######! A blowjob is just a figure of speech.
November 9, 200421 yr .....Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Eh?
November 9, 200421 yr An ex of mine had never gave oral sex before. So i asked her. can you give me a blowjob? So she gets down on her knees and starts. I'm like. AAAHHHHH! ######! A blowjob is just a figure of speech. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> 555555555555555555555555 Can see why she's an EX Jockstar Just kidding
November 9, 200421 yr An ex of mine had never gave oral sex before. So i asked her. can you give me a blowjob? So she gets down on her knees and starts. I'm like. AAAHHHHH! ######! A blowjob is just a figure of speech. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I had a half chinese, half greek girl a long time ago when I was living in Greece; late one night things were progressing nicely until she went down there - and promptly bit me! Turned out it was her first time... In the ensuing discussion [after a suitable amount of recovery time...] I told her she was not supposed to bite it, only suck it. She looked puzzled, and said: "So why do the girls at school call it "EATING THE SAUSAGE""???
November 9, 200421 yr An ex of mine had never gave oral sex before. So i asked her. can you give me a blowjob? So she gets down on her knees and starts. I'm like. AAAHHHHH! ######! A blowjob is just a figure of speech. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I had a half chinese, half greek girl a long time ago when I was living in Greece; late one night things were progressing nicely until she went down there - and promptly bit me! Turned out it was her first time... In the ensuing discussion [after a suitable amount of recovery time...] I told her she was not supposed to bite it, only suck it. She looked puzzled, and said: "So why do the girls at school call it "EATING THE SAUSAGE""??? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Merlin Good thing you stopped her, Did you ask if she was hungry??
November 9, 200421 yr For some reason my lovely wife calls it "not again!". <{POST_SNAPBACK}> all i heard from my wife is "aowww" if i asked her again???
November 9, 200421 yr Can anyone tell me why Thai girl's need to answer the phone (hand phone) during "Nasty Time" ?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Another cash customer ?
November 10, 200421 yr .....Anyone know why so many of 'em don't like the marmite motorway? Eh? Up the Gary glitter Up the shit chute My uncles saying.again.. Up the dungy! Up the chocolate starfish. Do ya get it now?
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