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Whats The Main Thing To Watch Out For Here In Thailand?


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Please list things that I should watch out for here in thailand. Good or bad.

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BK :o

the most dangerous thing in thailand is yourself.

the number of people who've been chewed up and spat out because they have weak minds is uncountable.

keep your wits, keep you focus, make a plan/goals and stick to it.

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Dodgy dunnies.

Chicks with ****s.

Dodgy tuk tuk tours.

Numerous crackdowns.

Bangkok belly.

Don't do drugs.

Corrupt policeman.

Rawang farang dooay!

and so on....

Well..... really..... How long is a piece of string? :o

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Please list things that I should watch out for here in thailand. Good or bad.

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BK :o

1st Rule.

NEVER RING THE BELL IN A BAR!

If you want to learn why out why wit il the bar is full of us obnoxious brits (as a disapointed yank on here calls us)

and all will become clear,,,,,,,,,,,, LOL

roy gsd

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Please list things that I should watch out for here in thailand. Good or bad.

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BK :D

Also Brits who like to have "faggot" (meat balls) with some spotted dick, and happily wait for it outside while blowing "fags" :o ...feel me bro? :D

Quicker to just say 'gay brits'.

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Please list things that I should watch out for here in thailand. Good or bad.

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BK :D

Also Brits who like to have "faggot" (meat balls) with some spotted dick, and happily wait for it outside while blowing "fags" :o ...feel me bro? :D

Quicker to just say 'gay brits'.

and gay brits.. :D

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Dangling electric wires

Touts with brochures

Tuk-tuk or taxi drivers offering tours of all kinds

Traffic, especially during rush hour, which seems to be most of the time in BKK

Vendors offering you a special discount

Soi dogs

"Friendly" guys on the street who welcome you to Thailand then ask for a donation to non-existent Boy Scout organizations, or other so-called charities.

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Please list things that I should watch out for here in thailand. Good or bad.

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BK :D

Also Brits who like to have "faggot" (meat balls) with some spotted dick, and happily wait for it outside while blowing "fags" :o ...feel me bro? :D

and poor brits like to bum fags :D

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1. Study the knock-off sunglasses very intensely before buying, shows your no fool,

2. What crawled over your foot wasn't a mouse, it was a cock roach,

3. Know who should have an Adams apple and who shouldn't,

4. Don't walk around looking at your Lonely Planet guide,

5. Don't wai taxi drivers, elephants, flower kids, tailors, ...

6. If your American say your Canadian, if Canadian say your a Brit,

7. Try not to wipe your face with the communal towel hanging in the bar bathroom,

8. Do buy a Che Guevara tee shirt, it shows your a rebel and very cool,

9. Haggle for at least an hour for everything, vendors respect that,

10. ... and number ten, Understand you not hansum man,

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