Sarah Palin's Chauffeur

[mr_hippo]

After the convention, Sarah Palin arrived back in Alaska and was being driven in a chauffeured limo. When the car hits a cow that has escaped from a local farm.” Go and check to see if the animal is dead”. The chauffeur returns with the bad news "Yes" he replies. "Right you hit it you go and tell the farmer." Five hours later he returns, blind drunk and with a silly grin on his face. "What happened to you?", she asked.” When I got there the farmer opened his finest malt whisky, his wife gave me a traditional Sunday dinner and the 21 year old daughter showed me the hay loft.” ” Why, what did you tell them?" "I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them I am Sarah Palin’s chauffeur and I have killed the cow".

[Daffy D]

[Jingthing]

Change to PIG and you've got a BBQ.

[mumbojumbo]

same joke a couple months ago was a hillary joke.

[Chris Lawrence]

......but sounds appropriate for the subject made me laugh

[mr_hippo]

same joke a couple months ago was a hillary joke.

20 years ago, it was a Thatcher joke! Some jokes do get recycled.

[Groongthep]

Q. What's the difference between a Hockey Mom (Palin) and a Hockey Team?

A. The Hockey Team showers after every three periods.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Q. What's the difference between a Hockey Mom (Palin) and a Hockey Team?

A. The Hockey Team showers after every three periods.