mr_hippo Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 After the convention, Sarah Palin arrived back in Alaska and was being driven in a chauffeured limo. When the car hits a cow that has escaped from a local farm.” Go and check to see if the animal is dead”. The chauffeur returns with the bad news "Yes" he replies. "Right you hit it you go and tell the farmer." Five hours later he returns, blind drunk and with a silly grin on his face. "What happened to you?", she asked.” When I got there the farmer opened his finest malt whisky, his wife gave me a traditional Sunday dinner and the 21 year old daughter showed me the hay loft.” ” Why, what did you tell them?" "I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them I am Sarah Palin’s chauffeur and I have killed the cow". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffy D Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingthing Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Change to PIG and you've got a BBQ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumbojumbo Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 same joke a couple months ago was a hillary joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Lawrence Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 ......but sounds appropriate for the subject made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_hippo Posted September 13, 2008 Author Share Posted September 13, 2008 same joke a couple months ago was a hillary joke. 20 years ago, it was a Thatcher joke! Some jokes do get recycled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groongthep Posted September 13, 2008 Share Posted September 13, 2008 Q. What's the difference between a Hockey Mom (Palin) and a Hockey Team? A. The Hockey Team showers after every three periods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 Q. What's the difference between a Hockey Mom (Palin) and a Hockey Team?A. The Hockey Team showers after every three periods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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