A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His

co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward

silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude , the Jewish Captain activates the auto-

pilot , leans back in his seat , and mutters , 'I don't like Chinese.'

No rike Chinese?' asks the co-pilot , 'why not?'

'You people bombed Pearl Harbor , that's why!'

'No , no,' the co-pilot protests , 'Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That

Japanese , not Chinese!!!!'

'Japanese , Chinese , Vietnamese ... doesn't matter , you're all alike.

There's a few minutes of silence. 'No rike Jews!' the co-pilot suddenly announces

'Why not?' asks the captain.

'Jews sink Titanic.'

'Jews didn't sink the Titanic!' exclaims the captain , 'It was an iceberg!

'

'Goldberg , Greenberg , Rosenberg , Iceberg ... no mattah ... alla same"

This is a really old one

But still good