Just an idea for the admins. Since most trolls post a slight variation on the same basic few stories, maybe there should be templates made up to simplify their submittal process:

Welcome To The Thaivisa Troll Submission Page!

To submit your troll, choose the appropriate answer to complete the sentences:

Hi, I was vacationing in thailand when I met a girl:

- In a bar

- Near a bar

- Who swears she lost her clitoris in the accident that gave her that bump on her neck

We fell madly in love. Now she has quit working and is a regular vestal virgin reborn. She is faithful to me during all the 345 days a year when I am out of Thailand. She never asks me for money except for the time:

-She lost her mobile.

-Her family's buffalo got sick.

-Her family's buffalo ate her mobile, got sick, fell over and crushed her motorbi.

She suggested that maybe I could send her

-20 000bt per month

-30 000bt per month

-My Amex card

Just so she didn't have to go back to work at the bar.

I went to Thailand unannounced to suprise her, and she wasn't home. Turns out I came on the night she had to go back to her old bar to:

-visit a friend

-get back something she forgot there

-accompany her brother who I've never met before, and is a falung.

Some people say I'm being:

-Stupid

-Gullible

-They don't say anything...they're laughing too hard.

I can trust her can't I?

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That's absolutely the funniest thing I've ever read on this board......but, mate, I still reckon maybe you've got a bit too much time on your hands.

Very good. :D

Remember this troll?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=3897&hl=

Concerned Falang had a few folks going, one of the most successful trolls I have seen here, but it sure was a laugh troll and all!!!

Remember this troll?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=3897&hl=

Concerned Falang had a few folks going, one of the most successful trolls I have seen here, but it sure was a laugh troll and all!!!

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I would have guessed it was a troll. The liquidizer is hardly 180-200B, he was saying 2000B.

loneliness and despair reduced to a template...please release in a three volume set and declare a new 'self help' technique...

Very Funny,

But then like many things that are funny and many things that the Trolls write about - their currency relies upon the fact that much of what they say is based in common experience.

What is sad is the truth is so often worse than the fiction.

Just an idea for the admins. Since most trolls post a slight variation on the same basic few stories, maybe there should be templates made up to simplify their submittal process:

Welcome To The Thaivisa Troll Submission Page!

To submit your troll, choose the appropriate answer to complete the sentences:

Hi, I was vacationing in thailand when I met a girl:

- In a bar

- Near a bar

- Who swears she lost her clitoris in the accident that gave her that bump on her neck

We fell madly in love. Now she has quit working and is a regular vestal virgin reborn. She is faithful to me during all the 345 days a year when I am out of Thailand. She never asks me for money except for the time:

-She lost her mobile.

-Her family's buffalo got sick.

-Her family's buffalo ate her mobile, got sick, fell over and crushed her motorbi.

She suggested that maybe I could send her

-20 000bt per month

-30 000bt per month

-My Amex card

Just so she didn't have to go back to work at the bar.

I went to Thailand unannounced to suprise her, and she wasn't home. Turns out I came on the night she had to go back to her old bar to:

-visit a friend

-get back something she forgot there

-accompany her brother who I've never met before, and is a falung.

Some people say I'm being:

-Stupid

-Gullible

-They don't say anything...they're laughing too hard.

I can trust her can't I?

[submit Your Troll]            [Edit Your Troll]            [Make New Troll]

©2004 Thaivisa.com

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What a coincidence, my tilac also lost her phone last week and her buffalo got sick last month,

anyhow i will see her again next July, i hope she won't get lonely without me (all alone in Pattaya)

Just an idea for the admins. Since most trolls post a slight variation on the same basic few stories, maybe there should be templates made up to simplify their submittal process:

Welcome To The Thaivisa Troll Submission Page!

To submit your troll, choose the appropriate answer to complete the sentences:

Hi, I was vacationing in thailand when I met a girl:

- In a bar

- Near a bar

- Who swears she lost her clitoris in the accident that gave her that bump on her neck

We fell madly in love. Now she has quit working and is a regular vestal virgin reborn. She is faithful to me during all the 345 days a year when I am out of Thailand. She never asks me for money except for the time:

-She lost her mobile.

-Her family's buffalo got sick.

-Her family's buffalo ate her mobile, got sick, fell over and crushed her motorbi.

She suggested that maybe I could send her

-20 000bt per month

-30 000bt per month

-My Amex card

Just so she didn't have to go back to work at the bar.

I went to Thailand unannounced to suprise her, and she wasn't home. Turns out I came on the night she had to go back to her old bar to:

-visit a friend

-get back something she forgot there

-accompany her brother who I've never met before, and is a falung.

Some people say I'm being:

-Stupid

-Gullible

-They don't say anything...they're laughing too hard.

I can trust her can't I?

[submit Your Troll]            [Edit Your Troll]             [Make New Troll]

©2004 Thaivisa.com

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What a coincidence, my tilac also lost her phone last week and her buffalo got sick last month,

anyhow i will see her again next July, i hope she won't get lonely without me (all alone in Pattaya)

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