Troll Templates

[cdnvic]

Just an idea for the admins. Since most trolls post a slight variation on the same basic few stories, maybe there should be templates made up to simplify their submittal process:

Welcome To The Thaivisa Troll Submission Page!

To submit your troll, choose the appropriate answer to complete the sentences:

Hi, I was vacationing in thailand when I met a girl:

- In a bar

- Near a bar

- Who swears she lost her clitoris in the accident that gave her that bump on her neck

We fell madly in love. Now she has quit working and is a regular vestal virgin reborn. She is faithful to me during all the 345 days a year when I am out of Thailand. She never asks me for money except for the time:

-She lost her mobile.

-Her family's buffalo got sick.

-Her family's buffalo ate her mobile, got sick, fell over and crushed her motorbi.

She suggested that maybe I could send her

-20 000bt per month

-30 000bt per month

-My Amex card

Just so she didn't have to go back to work at the bar.

I went to Thailand unannounced to suprise her, and she wasn't home. Turns out I came on the night she had to go back to her old bar to:

-visit a friend

-get back something she forgot there

-accompany her brother who I've never met before, and is a falung.

Some people say I'm being:

-Stupid

-Gullible

-They don't say anything...they're laughing too hard.

I can trust her can't I?

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[OldAsiaHand]

That's absolutely the funniest thing I've ever read on this board......but, mate, I still reckon maybe you've got a bit too much time on your hands.

[astral]

Very good. :D

[tuky]

Remember this troll?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=3897&hl=

Concerned Falang had a few folks going, one of the most successful trolls I have seen here, but it sure was a laugh troll and all!!!

[think_too_mut]

Remember this troll?

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=3897&hl=

Concerned Falang had a few folks going, one of the most successful trolls I have seen here, but it sure was a laugh troll and all!!!

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I would have guessed it was a troll. The liquidizer is hardly 180-200B, he was saying 2000B.

[tutsiwarrior]

loneliness and despair reduced to a template...please release in a three volume set and declare a new 'self help' technique...

[GuestHouse]

Very Funny,

But then like many things that are funny and many things that the Trolls write about - their currency relies upon the fact that much of what they say is based in common experience.

What is sad is the truth is so often worse than the fiction.

[Wanderer]

Just an idea for the admins. Since most trolls post a slight variation on the same basic few stories, maybe there should be templates made up to simplify their submittal process:

Welcome To The Thaivisa Troll Submission Page!

To submit your troll, choose the appropriate answer to complete the sentences:

Hi, I was vacationing in thailand when I met a girl:

- In a bar

- Near a bar

- Who swears she lost her clitoris in the accident that gave her that bump on her neck

We fell madly in love. Now she has quit working and is a regular vestal virgin reborn. She is faithful to me during all the 345 days a year when I am out of Thailand. She never asks me for money except for the time:

-She lost her mobile.

-Her family's buffalo got sick.

-Her family's buffalo ate her mobile, got sick, fell over and crushed her motorbi.

She suggested that maybe I could send her

-20 000bt per month

-30 000bt per month

-My Amex card

Just so she didn't have to go back to work at the bar.

I went to Thailand unannounced to suprise her, and she wasn't home. Turns out I came on the night she had to go back to her old bar to:

-visit a friend

-get back something she forgot there

-accompany her brother who I've never met before, and is a falung.

Some people say I'm being:

-Stupid

-Gullible

-They don't say anything...they're laughing too hard.

I can trust her can't I?

[submit Your Troll]            [Edit Your Troll]            [Make New Troll]

©2004 Thaivisa.com

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What a coincidence, my tilac also lost her phone last week and her buffalo got sick last month,

anyhow i will see her again next July, i hope she won't get lonely without me (all alone in Pattaya)

[nogutsnoapplepie]

Just an idea for the admins. Since most trolls post a slight variation on the same basic few stories, maybe there should be templates made up to simplify their submittal process:

Welcome To The Thaivisa Troll Submission Page!

To submit your troll, choose the appropriate answer to complete the sentences:

Hi, I was vacationing in thailand when I met a girl:

- In a bar

- Near a bar

- Who swears she lost her clitoris in the accident that gave her that bump on her neck

We fell madly in love. Now she has quit working and is a regular vestal virgin reborn. She is faithful to me during all the 345 days a year when I am out of Thailand. She never asks me for money except for the time:

-She lost her mobile.

-Her family's buffalo got sick.

-Her family's buffalo ate her mobile, got sick, fell over and crushed her motorbi.

She suggested that maybe I could send her

-20 000bt per month

-30 000bt per month

-My Amex card

Just so she didn't have to go back to work at the bar.

I went to Thailand unannounced to suprise her, and she wasn't home. Turns out I came on the night she had to go back to her old bar to:

-visit a friend

-get back something she forgot there

-accompany her brother who I've never met before, and is a falung.

Some people say I'm being:

-Stupid

-Gullible

-They don't say anything...they're laughing too hard.

I can trust her can't I?

[submit Your Troll]            [Edit Your Troll]             [Make New Troll]

©2004 Thaivisa.com

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What a coincidence, my tilac also lost her phone last week and her buffalo got sick last month,

anyhow i will see her again next July, i hope she won't get lonely without me (all alone in Pattaya)

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